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03-01-2007, 05:20 PM
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Last time you made an arse of yourself?
When was the last time you made a proper tit of yourself?
For me, it would have been the Friday before Xmas - went out for a few after work, ended up falling asleep in the pub (photos of this now circulating round work) and when I went to go outside for something, I ran straight into a glass door and smacked my face really hard. Ouch.
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03-01-2007, 05:27 PM
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Every time I get drunk, so that would have been NYE. Just dancing like twat infront of all the locals.
The worst time last year was when a mate was havin a BBQ. I decide to go inside and get a drink and walked staright into the french doors, I immediately panicked and tried to go through with other french door but that was closed too. Everybody loved it. Last edited by Skive : 03-01-2007 at 05:29 PM.
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03-01-2007, 05:27 PM
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My uni house on the 29th. Was in a real hurry to leave so took a massive mouthful of drink and went down the wrong way, just sat there puking up for ages in the bin with everyone looking.
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03-01-2007, 06:18 PM
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NYE - got drunk on Punch and ended up spending an hour throwing up in my mates kitchen sink while her boyfriend rubbed my back and phoned my mum to get me a cab home....
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03-01-2007, 07:08 PM
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I've had a couple recently.
On Boxing night we stayed over at my boyfriend's brother's house after a family do and slept on their sofa bed-thingy in the living room. In the morning he went out for breakfasty stuff and while he was gone his brother's 14 year old son woke up and came downstairs where I was reading. We sat shooting the breeze for about 10 minutes - as you do - before he went into the kitchen to make us a brew. It was only at that point I realised my pyjama top had been open and he must have had full view of my left boob for the entire conversation! I nearly died, I still can't look the poor lad in the eye. Hilarious to everyone else though, of course  Then on NYE I humiliated myself again. Ran outside, jumped straight into the waiting car and told the driver where I wanted to go - only it wasn't the taxi we'd ordered and just some random bloke waiting for his mates.
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03-01-2007, 08:09 PM
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umm would probably have to be a few weeks ago at a mates' 21st birthday.
got veery very drunk and ended up having to be carried half the way back to another mates house - and when i did actually walk on my own i fell over and fell into some dog shit  had it aaall over my left leg. .. of course, i didnt actually realise this until i got to the house and everyone started laughing at meTHEN i thought it would be a good idea to take my trousers off in the living room in full view of everyone instead of being clever and doing it in the toilet like a normal person.. so everyone had a really good look at my celulite covered ass oh yeah, before i got to the house i also bought some chips from the chippy which were in this sort of cone thing made out of newspaper - in my drunkeness i made a hole in the bottom of it and continued to 'search' the cone for chips, at the same time as they were all falling out the bottom of it. sooo all in all, a pretty bad night!!
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03-01-2007, 08:29 PM
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Last edited by StrubbleS : 03-01-2007 at 08:31 PM.
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03-01-2007, 08:36 PM
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i ran full speed into some french doors once - they were also closed. i landed on my back about 6ft away from the doors. last sunday i was straightening my hair before i went to work and as i switched them off, i caught them on my hand (they go to 300 degrees). i held them under a cold tap for as long as i could and then i had to go to work. it was still killing so i went to see a first aider. she got some wet tape that contains some burn relief stuff. she had to get it go to around the end of my little finger and then next to my thumb so it was kinda tricky. it wouldn't stick properly so it kept falling off and people kept laughing saying 'who's put that on you?!'. i couldn't work on a checkout so i had to be a one handed shelf-stacker for a few hours. it wasn't easy. 
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03-01-2007, 08:41 PM
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during the last hour of the year. got in an arguement with my mate about me being a dossing piece of scum. started shouting rubbish at him.
at least in a shitty club no one can make sence or even care of everyone elses stupid pissed up antics. in a local pub, everyone sees everything.
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03-01-2007, 08:45 PM
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03-01-2007, 08:58 PM
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last week i got way too drunk before i'd even left the house. i even threw up but then carried on drinking anyway. i remember getting to the club.. and i remember coming out at the end of the night at 5am shouting "right who's got a party?!"
so thats 6 pilled up drunken hours i lost. and what did i do? i phoned up the guy i like who was in bed with his phone on silent. apparently i missed called him 25 times and left 3 voicemails wondering where the fuck he was i could have died when he told me. i felt like such a psycho (hasn't put him off though)
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03-01-2007, 09:01 PM
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haha aww i'm sure he thought it was quite sweet! in a drunken way. is it still the one with the penthouse?
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03-01-2007, 09:03 PM
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03-01-2007, 09:17 PM
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Conformity before conscience Uniformity before faith! To infinity and beyond! "the reason i took drugs in the first place was because ...i was confused. it's all become clear since" -Rolly. Just as it is true that a stream cannot rise above its source, so it is true that a national literature cannot rise above the moral level of the social conditions of the people from whom it derives its inspiration-James Connolly.
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