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  1. #1
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    Germalene "new skin" - Warning!

    I bought some of that fancy Germolene "new skin" stuff today. Waterproof, germ proof, aids natural healing, yadda yadda, "may sting briefly on fresh cuts".... LIES!!! "May sting like a fucking bitch for several minutes" would be better wording!
    Just a little warning... It hurts... a lot... !!!
    It also smells like nail varnish...

    You know what the best bit is? "To remove apply more Germolene New Skin and wipe off"

    FUCK...
    THAT...

    Just thought I'd share to save other people from falling for it's evil lies!

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    Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
    Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentish
    Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
    Well there must have been a hell of a lot of weakness in my body at that moment

    I can take pain...but this was...ow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentish
    Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
    Does self-harming make the body stronger then?
    Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randomgirl
    Does self-harming make the body stronger then?
    Eh?
    Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randomgirl
    Does self-harming make the body stronger then?
    Yes. Remember everyone, pain is your friend.
    "We're Starfleet officers, weird is part of the job." (Capt. Janeway)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiend_85
    Yes. Remember everyone, pain is your friend.
    The kids that touch the hot stove, realize its hot, then touch it again, those are the ones that will go far
    Of all the mistakes you've made, the best are yet to come.

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    Truth.
    "We're Starfleet officers, weird is part of the job." (Capt. Janeway)

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    thanks for the tip ill avoid that in the future then!

    .. bet my dad has some though he loves germaline. thinks it will cure anything and everything!

    i bet if half my insides were falling out he would hand me some germaline and tell me to stop moaning

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    My mum bought some and ending up wiping it off pretty sharpish - she said it hurt like a bitch.

    Ilora x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentish
    Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
    You big mantra stealer

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    It stings like mad. It went straight in the bin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knee High Stripy Socks
    You big mantra stealer
    Guilty as charged.
    Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades

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    har.

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    Bunch of wimps, if you brave it out it's actually quite good.

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