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    Arrow I can't burp.

    Hey guys

    I have had this problem all my life and its really annoying.
    I have never done a natural burp (maybe when i was a baby but not in the past 15 years at least)
    Even when i have eaten a huge meal or have been drinking fizzy drinks i just don't burp and it really does my head in because i end up feeling really bloated and espically when im drinking alcho pops or beers because all the gas builds up in my stomach and makes me feel really bloated and gassy which makes me feel sick.
    And no i don't let it out the other end either! Instead of burping i get these weird gurlgles come up in my throat and sometimes its really embarasing because they can be quite loud, i have noticed i get the gurgles really bad after i have been smoking weed aswell?! Don't really know how its all connected?
    Does anyone else have thsi problem? Know any ways of making myself burp??! lol
    Thanks
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    ..... lol no idea
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    Hot water can help, or wind eeze is quite helpful.
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    My friend can't burp either. The doctor told her to put two fingers down her throat, so this is what she does. Quite funny on a night out coz when she needs to do it she tells me she is just 'going to burp, back in 2 mins' then goes in a toilet cubilcle to do it hehe

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    I can't physically burp either....

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    dianne - wouldnt that make her sick?
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    You have to hold your fingers there to make yourself sick. All the wind comes out first
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    Does anyone else find that if you force yourself to do an inward burp, you then have to continue doing inward burps for the rest of the day, or you feel like you've got something stuck in your throat?

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    inward burp?
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    Cheers guys
    Last time i stuck my fingers down my throat i wanted 2 throw up
    Will try it again tho
    ~XXX~
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugar_mouse
    inward burp?
    Like sucking lots of air down you throat to make a burpy noise.

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    ooooh i thought i was the only 1!!!!
    yeah i get those embarrasing gargles the rest of my family burp like pigs....
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    Its awful - I can never stop doing them once I've started.
    And sometimes I yawn so widely that my throat makes a loud burpy noise. Which is pretty embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyChav
    Does anyone else find that if you force yourself to do an inward burp, you then have to continue doing inward burps for the rest of the day, or you feel like you've got something stuck in your throat?
    Yeah, I know. :/

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    I used to not be able to burp either... until I had my first drink of straight vodka. I found it so entertaining that I could finally burp, now I can't stop and it can be so annoying as I mostly get shouted at by my parents for it now! haha

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