I have had this problem all my life and its really annoying.
I have never done a natural burp (maybe when i was a baby but not in the past 15 years at least)
Even when i have eaten a huge meal or have been drinking fizzy drinks i just don't burp and it really does my head in because i end up feeling really bloated and espically when im drinking alcho pops or beers because all the gas builds up in my stomach and makes me feel really bloated and gassy which makes me feel sick.
And no i don't let it out the other end either! Instead of burping i get these weird gurlgles come up in my throat and sometimes its really embarasing because they can be quite loud, i have noticed i get the gurgles really bad after i have been smoking weed aswell?! Don't really know how its all connected?
Does anyone else have thsi problem? Know any ways of making myself burp??! lol
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12-09-2005 03:47 PM #1
I can't burp.Shit happens....
12-09-2005 03:55 PM #2
..... lol no idea"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
12-09-2005 03:59 PM #3TheSite.org's Singular Sage
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Hot water can help, or wind eeze is quite helpful.My great uncle died while trying to put the ancient Chinese board game he had just bought and had been saving up for on a set of scales, still its the go he would have wanted to weigh.
12-09-2005 04:28 PM #4
My friend can't burp either. The doctor told her to put two fingers down her throat, so this is what she does. Quite funny on a night out coz when she needs to do it she tells me she is just 'going to burp, back in 2 mins' then goes in a toilet cubilcle to do it hehe
12-09-2005 04:59 PM #5Glitz n Glamour
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I can't physically burp either....
12-09-2005 06:01 PM #6
dianne - wouldnt that make her sick?~Yes, she caught my eye as i walked on by, she could see from my face that i was fucking high!~
12-09-2005 06:10 PM #7
You have to hold your fingers there to make yourself sick. All the wind comes out firstxprotège moix
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12-09-2005 06:29 PM #8
12-09-2005 06:35 PM #9
inward burp?~Yes, she caught my eye as i walked on by, she could see from my face that i was fucking high!~
13-09-2005 02:21 PM #10
Last time i stuck my fingers down my throat i wanted 2 throw up
Will try it again tho
13-09-2005 09:31 PM #11
13-09-2005 09:48 PM #12
ooooh i thought i was the only 1!!!!
yeah i get those embarrasing gargles the rest of my family burp like pigs....“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.”
13-09-2005 09:51 PM #13
13-09-2005 10:01 PM #14Originally Posted by FilthyChav
Running my rig in a mighty high gear,
I don't care where I go, so long as it ain't here,
If something gets in my way, you know I'm gonna ram her,
Nobody fools around with this gear jammer.
14-09-2005 01:55 AM #15
I used to not be able to burp either... until I had my first drink of straight vodka. I found it so entertaining that I could finally burp, now I can't stop and it can be so annoying as I mostly get shouted at by my parents for it now! haha