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    Question How do I become a male prostitute in London?

    Does anyone know how I'd go about becoming a male prostitute in London for men and women? Thou I appreciate 99.9%+ of clients will be male. I don't think I can become a male escort since I don't think I'm in that league? I'm a 19 year old caucasian male, blond hair, blue eyes, 5'4" tall, very slim and still a vergin. Thanks.

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    Get an apprenticeship?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Convincer View Post
    Get an apprenticeship?
    Where can I get an apprenticeship?

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    why would you want to?

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    Why would you want to ? It's soul destroying.

    Sure there are 'high class' prostitutes that whip circuit judges with damp celery for £5k an hour but they're few and far between.

    There are even 'ordinary' prostitutes that make a go of it, but they usually have a job so the prostitute thing is just to get extra money. They don't 'need' to do it, they want to do it.

    But more than likely you'll end up some drug addicted, HIV riddled wreck sucking scabby cocks for 10 quid a throw to get your next fix even though you're 5 weeks behind with the rent. You said you're a virgin. Mate you'll get eaten alive and be the star of the next snuff/bestiality flick and be found 2 weeks later, dead in a ditch, suffering from what the press would say was an 'horrific sexual assault'.
    I've got plenty of baggage and i don't expect anyone to carry it for me. But you can have a good rummage through it if you'd like.

    katralla - That's right, I am Kev, and I am a slut.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WORK1NGBOY View Post
    Where can I get an apprenticeship?
    The Royal Institute of Whorerery do a good course which includes a work placement.
    Last edited by The Convincer; 14-10-2009 at 11:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberSkin View Post
    Why would you want to ? It's soul destroying.

    Sure there are 'high class' prostitutes that whip circuit judges with damp celery for £5k an hour but they're few and far between.

    There are even 'ordinary' prostitutes that make a go of it, but they usually have a job so the prostitute thing is just to get extra money. They don't 'need' to do it, they want to do it.

    But more than likely you'll end up some drug addicted, HIV riddled wreck sucking scabby cocks for 10 quid a throw to get your next fix even though you're 5 weeks behind with the rent. You said you're a virgin. Mate you'll get eaten alive and be the star of the next snuff/bestiality flick and be found 2 weeks later, dead in a ditch, suffering from what the press would say was an 'horrific sexual assault'.
    Listen to this man, he is almost godlike.
    ‎"Anyone can achieve their fullest potential, But who we are might be predetermined, the path we follow is always of our own choosing, we should never allow our fears, or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny cannot be changed but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one."

    --Timothy McGee
    (NCIS)

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    It cant be that hard. Just place an advert on Craigslist and see where that gets you though.

    I cant understand why you would want to be a prostitue though, considering you're a virgin, most the punters would eat you alive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellfire View Post
    Listen to this man, he is almost godlike.
    he is.
    He even died and came back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzyCreamcheese View Post
    he is.
    He even died and came back!
    So he is GOD and JEBUS
    ‎"Anyone can achieve their fullest potential, But who we are might be predetermined, the path we follow is always of our own choosing, we should never allow our fears, or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny cannot be changed but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one."

    --Timothy McGee
    (NCIS)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Convincer View Post
    The Royal Institute of Whorerery do a good course which includes a work placement.
    I take it your not familiar with sarcasm.

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    Hi Work1ngboy,

    RubberSkin above makes some good points about the issues facing someone working as a male prostitute.

    You donít state the reasons why youíve decided this is an option you want to pursue; and itís rare for someone to actively decide this is something they want to do without some experience or involvement in the scene (be it through being involved in porn, as an escort, or drug dealing etc).

    Some people say shows like Billie Piperís Belle De Jour help glamorise prostitution, the reality is that whilst there are a very few escorts, they are few and far between; and most people end up in prostitution out of necessity than choice. Male prostitutes are in high risk groups for sexual and physical violence, and sexually transmitted diseases.

    Perhaps itís worth stepping back and deciding why youíve decided you want to pursue this option; and then working out if there are other ways you can achieve what you want to.

    Olly
    "You can not become if you only said what you would have done." So Do-it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WORK1NGBOY View Post
    I take it your not familiar with sarcasm.
    An extremely ironic statement, if I may say so.

    Goodness knows why people on here are taking you seriously.

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    I think I missed the funny part.
    It's the fruit that makes it fruity, it's the juice that makes it juicy, it's the funk that makes it funky, it's the junk that makes the junkie

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Convincer View Post
    Goodness knows why people on here are taking you seriously.
    I doubt anyone makes a thread for the laughs?

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