Well the hell am I complaining......
I'm 34 and my lady is 20. Everything is great between us and our sex life is mind-blowing...only, that's the thing. She is horny 24/7. Nothing wrong with that but she is really REALLY energetic in the sack.
I've spent the last 2 days at her place and I have never been so worn out in all my life. We only did it maybe 2 or 3 times a day but it went on for hours....and yeah I'm wondering why I'm complaining. Well I'm not complaining but I am just so shagged out. Thing is I'd normally think of something like buying her a vibrator but she loves me sooo much she only wants any sexy time to be with me, not 8 inches of plastic.
I don't consider myself to be all that unfit or inactive but after a session with her my thighs feels like they're made of lead and I'm out of breath.
So what should I be doing to sort this out? OK I need to get fit (I'll be out running soon) but does anyone know of any energy boosting pre-shag foods I can chow down on?
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10-01-2009 06:19 PM #1
Too unfit for sex?If ever you have to google Gary Oldman, FFS do not forget the 'r'.
10-01-2009 06:41 PM #2
I guess just keep up with it. exposition to something, is the best training for that.
10-01-2009 07:05 PM #3
Hahaha! Well yeah I guess there is a certain amount of "fuck me I'm 34 and I've pulled a 20 year old shagging machine" attached to this
But no I'm not bragging, I just want to know the best way to keep her satisfied. She seems to be amazed at my swordsman skills (), I just don't want to end up falling asleep in the middle of it all...If ever you have to google Gary Oldman, FFS do not forget the 'r'.
10-01-2009 09:29 PM #4
My advice would be to wash your cock in lots of hot water then smear reggae reggae sauce on it, then put your balls in an empty marmite jar and try to get them out.. while taping it.
Not sure how it will work for your sex life but it will provide hours of fun to onlookers.Wood
10-01-2009 09:30 PM #5
Riiiiiiight....If ever you have to google Gary Oldman, FFS do not forget the 'r'.
10-01-2009 10:57 PM #6
Well i dont know about an energy boost but to makes things a little better my advice to you is eat alot more fruit and less salt and red meat.
Fruit makes your come taste sweet.
Salt and smoking makes your semen taste very unpleasent.
And red meat makes it very thick.
Strawberrys, mellon, kiwi or pineapples will make it taste sweeter the same for her.
And during sex im sure ye could have fun with abit of cream and chopped up kiwis and strawberrys.
I know it works for me so it should work for you too.You can do any thing
All you need is faith in yourself
11-01-2009 08:58 AM #7
viagra i tried it just before the holidays i had a hard on for 6 hrs now that
was a shag fest [ joking aside i would try some protein energy shakes like the ones bodybuilders take before a work out or somthing along them lines]disabled and in a wheel chair and they still dont see me
11-01-2009 09:37 AM #8G Guest
Start with a workout plan.
Would be better than short term "voodoo medicine" thats being offered in here :P
11-01-2009 10:32 AM #9
Hehe seems like some people are trying to suggest the issue is with 'keeping it up....and it ain't
Seriously though, I appreciate all the comments. Eating fruit would be a good idea I think, she tends to treat my cock like a solo flute player on death row....If ever you have to google Gary Oldman, FFS do not forget the 'r'.
11-01-2009 12:30 PM #10If ever you have to google Gary Oldman, FFS do not forget the 'r'.
11-01-2009 12:57 PM #11
Oh Mr GQ!
Your missus sounds like a right fire-cracker36lbs lost.
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Well i could personally have sex till i died but maybe thats not for you lol.
keep up your fitness levels with exercise and good food. After a while the muscles your using will be more used to it so shouldn't be as bad. Practice makes perfect so just keep it well greased and enjoy the ride
EDIT: Rice and pasta is good energy food, preferably brown.
Last edited by mrniceguy; 11-01-2009 at 11:52 PM.
12-01-2009 01:32 AM #13
Just bite the bullet and get fit! I think it's more satisfying when either you make her the exhausted one, or you both end up in a collapsed heap at the end Also if you're feeling knackered you could switch to an easier position like spooning or her on top, to catch your breath. Maybe some lucozade beforehand, for a quick energy burst.It's the fruit that makes it fruity, it's the juice that makes it juicy, it's the funk that makes it funky, it's the junk that makes the junkie
12-01-2009 10:28 AM #14
In an ideal world that would be great! We occasionally spoon but she soon gets restless and ends up like the Tazmanian Devil. She does like it slow and gentle occasionally but that's only between mad bursts of uber-energetic sexy time.
Guess I will have to just go for it and get fitter. Think I'll have fun trying out the food though. Only thing is some of those chillis might end up causing the odd botty-burp or even worse.....If ever you have to google Gary Oldman, FFS do not forget the 'r'.