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  • Withdrawal Symptoms of Lack of Nookie

    People - What happens to you if you haven't had a bit in ages? Seen quite a few people on the site complain it's been weeks or months since they got their end off - so how long without is too long and what happens to you when you don't get any? ...

    Do you

    .. become irritatable,

    ... start snapping at people, .

    ... can't sleep,

    .. do you break out in spots ...

    .. Do you eat more chocolate?

    .. Does the fat bloke that picks his nose in the office start looking unusually handsome??
    Last edited by DG; 20-06-2003, 10:05 PM.

  • #2
    Re: Withdrawal Symptoms of Lack of Nookie

    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    People - What happens to you if you haven't had a bit in ages?
    Your dick shrivels up and falls off.



























    Hoity toity, lardy dar, fannying about!

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    • #3
      Re: Withdrawal Symptoms of Lack of Nookie

      I get irritable and snappy and start fantasising about leaving, and then when nookie finally happens, its like a weight has been lifted and im in a good mood again. Weird really.

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      • #4
        I think I get slightly more stressed and uptight than usual, but I don't notice it that much.

        I'm always in a better mood once I've finally got some though
        Whenever I get the urge to work I go and lie down... and the urge goes away.

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        • #5
          Irritable, definitely irritable without sex for a while. I notice I have a shorter temper when not getting any, especially if I have a girlfriend whose gone off it for some inexplicable reason.

          Mr_Wobble
          System Error!!!
          Sausage Stack Overflow. Please re-insert banana and reboot Universe

          mr_wobble @ wobbleworld co uk

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          • #6
            yeah for me its like, well normal damn you non virgins

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            • #7
              Originally posted by beyondthesun
              yeah for me its like, well normal damn you non virgins

              Any volunteers to Sort "BeyondTheSun" out?

              What are you chuck .. dude or dudette? And what you're looking for ?? And are you willing to agree to a live webcast!!

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              • #8
                I just find that I say 'Fuck, I need some sex' more often.

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                • #9
                  i tend to wank alot....
                  Every Year Is Getting Shorter, Never Seem To Find The Time.
                  Plans That Either Come To Naught Or Half A Page Of Scribbled Lines.
                  Hanging On In Quiet Desperation Is The English Way.
                  The Time Is Gone The Song Is Over, Thought I'd Something More To Say.....

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                  • #10
                    Id say after the first couple of days i get irritable and seem more aggresive, but i suppose if i went without it for months id clam down
                    Lets play police!!
                    you can strip and ill search

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
                      Any volunteers to Sort "BeyondTheSun" out?

                      What are you chuck .. dude or dudette? And what you're looking for ?? And are you willing to agree to a live webcast!!
                      im a guy but i think il just wait till my girlfriend is ready........

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                      • #12
                        what temperature is she at? gas mark 4 - 210c

                        i'd say she'll be ready in ten to twenty mins, leave her out to cool then work away kid

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by David Grohl
                          what temperature is she at? gas mark 4 - 210c

                          i'd say she'll be ready in ten to twenty mins, leave her out to cool then work away kid
                          ok will do, should be good

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                          • #14
                            what happens to you when you don't get any?
                            Nothing, I'm the same as if I had got some (I think, although perhaps I'm doing this a little more if I have just banged some nice pussy) :D
                            Eat well, stay fit - Die anyway

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                            • #15
                              i just kind of get despondent and generally unhappy. Its weird, sometimes I don't even notice I haven't had it for a wee while I just notice that I'm not as happy as usual.

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