1. i can read you like a book. i bet you're great between the covers.
2. what winks and is great in ned?
girl: I dUn kNow..
3. do you want to come back to my place for a pizza and a shag?
whY? You Dun Like PizzA?
4. its getting late. why dont we have a shag?
no thankz. i an too tired.
well would you mind lying down while i have one?
5.whan i was a prisoner of war, they tortured me on the rack, and it wasn't just my legs that they stretched...
6. they best thing about you would have to be.. my arms.
7. (call her using your finger)
i made you come using just one finger. imagine what i could do with my whole hand!
8. nice legs. when do they open?
9. i'm like quick drying cement, after i;ve been laid, it doesn't take me long to get hard.
10. you's probably regret it in the morning if we slept together, i suppose. so how about we sleep together in the afternoon?
11. hello, you dont know me, but i've just come back from the future which you and me have the most passionate love affaire. and it started tonight, actually.
12. hi, i'm from wonderbra. we're conducting free spot checks to make sure our customers are wearing the correcr size braz. just breath out slowly once my hands are in place...
13. hi, i am a policeman, but that's not a truncheon...
14. there's something on your face, i think its beauty. let me try and get it off,, oh, its not comming off.
15. i'm a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large pakage.
16. i bet you a drink that you wont kiss me.
17. hello, i'm a cake. would you like to have it or eat it?
18. mind if i plug my lap-top into your modem socket?
19. if i told you i was well endowed in the undercarriahe department, would you shag me?
good coz i'm actually very small.
20. you make me feel like a squirrel. mind if i pile my nuts up againts you.
21. what are you doing for the next millennium?
tat all ::>>>>>>>>>>>> > aff.. damn tireed.. have to finish damn fuckign assignment..