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  • Funny short advice column letters.

    These actual letters stumped an advise column writer as to how to answer them.

    Dear Abby,

    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym

    teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women

    go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or

    come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?



    Dear Abby,

    What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?



    Dear Abby,

    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.



    Dear Abby,

    I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.


    Dear Abby,

    I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?



    Dear Abby,

    Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?



    Dear Abby,

    I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?



    Dear Abby,

    My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy.



    Dear Abby,

    Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I

    tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.



    Dear Abby,

    My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?



    Dear Abby,

    You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What do I do?

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    Re: Funny short advice column letters.

    Originally posted by pnjsurferpoet
    Dear Abby,

    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
    i like this one!

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    • #3
      cracked me up too. and those are the real letters this columnist got.

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