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    Think it's been done before, but what the hey

    May cause slight offence
    I've got plenty of baggage and i don't expect anyone to carry it for me. But you can have a good rummage through it if you'd like.

    katralla - That's right, I am Kev, and I am a slut.

    Munkey, Ruudy & Friends

  • #2
    ha, some interesting variants on my name!

    Grr "Dirk Diggler" Fucks!
    by Knee "Fat Ass" High Stripy "Mistress Shiva" Muff sniffs

    Whats for tea?
    by Knee "Motherfucker" High Stripy "Cock Sucker" Motherfucks

    Valentine board
    by Knee "Big Cock" High Stripy "Mistress Anal" Browns

    but best one: Omg "Dildo" Omg Omg "Cock Sucker" Omg Omg!
    by twisted_trinity


    :D thanks Rubberskin

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    • #3
      made my day!

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      • #4
        Loved this

        love it who they employ unclefucks to advise them on gangbangs, but only if they they give the 'right' advice.
        She sang for mercy, for the living and the dead alike, for Bran and Rickon and Robb, for her sister Arya and her bastard brother Jon Snow, away off on the Wall. She sang for her mother and her father, for her grandfather Lord Hoster and her uncle Edmure Tully, for her friend Jeyne Poole, for old drunken King Robert, for Septa Mordane and Ser Dontos and Jory Casseland Maester Luwin, for all the brave knights and soldiers who would die today, and for thechildren and the wives who would mourn them

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        • #5
          Nor should I laugh at this one, given the original subject matter, but

          I mean, I've never met a fisting rapist, but I've never met someone who unclefucks wearing little clothing is an invitation to rape either. I've spoke to people and probably am one myself that in certain deep throats the fistfucking victim might be entering themselves in a more compromising / cuntlapps situation, but that's a different thing altogether really.
          Does this make me a bad person? Oh well, never mind
          She sang for mercy, for the living and the dead alike, for Bran and Rickon and Robb, for her sister Arya and her bastard brother Jon Snow, away off on the Wall. She sang for her mother and her father, for her grandfather Lord Hoster and her uncle Edmure Tully, for her friend Jeyne Poole, for old drunken King Robert, for Septa Mordane and Ser Dontos and Jory Casseland Maester Luwin, for all the brave knights and soldiers who would die today, and for thechildren and the wives who would mourn them

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          • #6
            Calvin's reply to Trinity's coke in a glass bottle thread.

            Word

            I dont know what it is but it just tastes so much better from a bangs bottle.

            You can buy them in Titty fucks (food hall) or some shitty corner shop off Forrest "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Road, Dalston.

            Although they aint that good, the bus driver in Oxford "Nobgoblin" St wouldnt let me on the bus becuase I had an open glass Coca "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Cola bottle. Tosser!
            I've got plenty of baggage and i don't expect anyone to carry it for me. But you can have a good rummage through it if you'd like.

            katralla - That's right, I am Kev, and I am a slut.

            Munkey, Ruudy & Friends

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RubberSkin View Post

              Although they aint that good, the bus driver in Oxford "Nobgoblin" St wouldnt let me on the bus becuase I had an open glass Coca "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Cola bottle. Tosser!
              No wonder the driver wouldnt let me on :D

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              • #8
                omg i am shocked lol
                Shit happens....

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                • #9
                  check this page out through the pornolizer

                  Porno'd Porno

                  but best one: Omg "Dildo" Omg "Asshole" Omg "Cock "Fat Ass" Sucker" Omg "Cuntcleaner" Omg!
                  by twisted_trinity
                  :D
                  <insert witty and amusing quote here>

                  Audioscrobbler - For my taste in music

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