Calm down!!!!! Blimey!

[MattMatt]

During the day, ill be walking around, not thinking of anything sexual, yet i get random erections. Why is this? Ive noticed this normally happens during warm weather.

[MrG]

its because you are male

[DancingHorse]

Are you walking around randomly in the park, by any chance? Where there are scantily glad young women? Cause maybe that's why...?

:p

[Kermit]

Because you're 12.

[tp023]

Because you're 12.

Reminds me of the eddie murphy sketch about dick control....

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Like 18 year olds, let me hear you
all in the audience !

See y'all don't know how to fuck yet, see.

You get 30. You start movin' all this shit.

Makin' faces, ever made them fuck faces
its a cool motherfucking thing.

You don't do that when you're 18. There's just
expression 'cos you be surprised you fuckin'.

Plus you don't have no dick control when you're 18!

Ever been sitting around when you was young man,
just sitting in class, your dick gets hard for nothing ?

You be just sitting there and your
dick's here: "What's going on out there?"

That's when the teacher say: "Mr Murphy,
would you come over by the board?"

"No, that's allright.
I'll take the zero."

Really, no dick control at all.

It's even hard to find the pussy when you're 18.

Ever had that guys? You'd be
searching for the pussy down there.

And your dick be sliding down and shit,
and the girl be going: "That's not it..."

"Is there any problem ?"
"No, ain't no problem, baby."

"You got a shoe horn or some shit like that?"

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The video's a classic.