"Answer the question with a question" round II

[Guest]

RULES: Answer the question posted above with an other question...

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How are you?

[pink_glitter]

fine thanx,yourself?

[Guest]

would I be a bit bored?

[Yerascrote]

Hhahaaha!

[Guest]

Would that actually be a question?

[pink_glitter]

is he even playing?

[Guest]

do we really care?

[Kelly]

Does anybody care?

[Guest]

why would anyone care?

[*Snow White Queen*]

Well I don't care, do you?

[Guest]

why would i care about anyting?

[__tink]

Well, you don't care so why should i?

[Guest]

if noone cares what else could we talk about?

[__tink]

anything, who wants to decide?

[Kelly]

Can I decide?

[__tink]

what have you decided on?

[Guest]

why should she decide?

[__tink]

she wanted to, didnt she?

[Guest]

why should question make much sense?

(just posted a question was not a critic or anything, she of course can :) )

[SuzyCreamcheese]

did anyone else understand that?

[Guest]

wasn't that my point?

[caenine06]

So have we decided who is to start a new topic?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

im wondering if anyone will ever decide?

[Guest]

what is the weather at yours today?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

havent you even looked outside?

[Guest]

why would I?

[piccolo]

I think the weather is grey and horrid, don't you?

[Guest]

what else could rain and gray clouds outside mean?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

what else could rain and gray clouds outside mean?
maybe god needs a wee wee do you think?

[Guest]

why does he wee somewhere else for a change?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

If you were God, wouldnt you want to wee on the blasphemers?

[pink_glitter]

why would anyone want to?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

maybe he had a messed up childhood?

[Guest]

how can god have a messed up childhood when he is the son of noone?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

is this getting a bit philosophical?

[Guest]

why would it be philosophical to talk about fiction?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Does fiction even exist? Ever consider it might be real in an alternate reality? (Can I go to the one where star wars exists?)

[Guest]

why can't any theory be right?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Why does someone have to criticise them all?

[Rich-E]

Is it because they just have too much time on their hands?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Is it all the Jews? ;)
(It seems you can blame ANYTHING on them, according to some folk!)

[SuzyCreamcheese]

do they have the jewson lot?

[Guest]

why would they need lot?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

can you define "need"?

[Guest]

can't you use a dictionary?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

who do you think wrote it?

[Guest]

who knows?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

is this better than work?

[Guest]

could it be better if Ryan wasn't on msn?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

could it be worse?

[Guest]

could death be worse than his whinning?

[Sugar]

do you think round 2 is better than round 1?

[Guest]

will time give us that answer?

[Sugar]

how much time do we have though?

[Guest]

who can say?

[Sugar]

can anyone?

[Guest]

will we have to live without knowing?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Why must we know?

[Guest]

why do we need to know anything?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Why do you ask?

[Guest]

why not?

[JsT]

Because you're a cunt?

:p

[Guest]

:lol:

Aren't we all cunts?

:p

[pink_glitter]

are we?

[Guest]

are we not?

[Teh_Gerbil]

What The Fuck!>?

[Guest]

why the fuck not? :p

[Teh_Gerbil]

Am it fluffeh tiem?

[MrG]

not especially when you try to think how NHM posts 40 times a day?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Does he win the award for biggest post whore?

[VinylVicky]

why do you want to know?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Because it used to be mine, didn't it? Or am I not that bad?

[VinylVicky]

am i bothered?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Why wouldn't you be?!

[Mad Mac]

Why wouldn't you be?!
what does "why" mean?

[bluewisdom]

What do you mean?

[Mad Mac]

What do you mean?
what do you mean?

[bluewisdom]

Did you repeat my question?

[Mad Mac]

Did you repeat my question?
was i just asking a question?

[bluewisdom]

Do you deny it?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Do you have a light?#

[Mad Mac]

do you have a joint?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Do you have some weed and i'll roll one?

[Mad Mac]

do you have a roach?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Half a green slip! Do you have some baccy?

[Mad Mac]

Half a green slip! Do you have some baccy?
do you have the ability to roll one?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Why do you doubt that I do?

[Addict]

can i have a smoke too?

[Mad Mac]

Why do you doubt that I do?
do you have the energy?

[Mad Mac]

can i have a smoke too?
can you stay the distance?

[Addict]

can you stay the distance?

how long's the distance?

[Teh_Gerbil]

do you have the energy?
Yes.

Can we all form a little smoking circle? Anyone got any tunes?

[Guest]

why can't we smoke without being in a circle?

[Sugar]

is this thread finished now or can we carry on being the post whores that we are?

[Guest]

why wouldn't we continue being post-whores?

[Kelly]

Who said we are post-whores? :p

[Guest]

who said we were not?

[Fiend_85]

Why are you doing this again!?

[Guest]

Why shouldn't I be doing whatever I want?

[Rich-E]

Because isn't it all about freedom of speech?

[Guest]

Aren't you making my point here?

[JsT]

Aren't you making my point here?
Can you repeat that last sentence where you admitted you were a cunt? I missed it.

[Guest]

Can't you people read and see I was not the first to say we were post whores?

[pink_glitter]

whats wrong with being a post-whore?

[Guest]

Why would anything be wrong with it?

[Simba T Lion]

Isn't the post whore forum the best one on thesite?

[pink_glitter]

why dont you just ask people?

[Guest]

why ask when we know it is?

[pink_glitter]

why would anyone know when it is?

[Guest]

well why can't you tell me? :p

[bluewisdom]

Can't you see that this forum has been the greatest hit?

[pink_glitter]

how can you tell that?

[Foxxy_Cymru]

Am i the only one that gets confused by this whole forum? :p

[bluewisdom]

Why do you doubt it?

[pink_glitter]

what is there to be confused about?

[Guest]

Is everything all good then?

[pink_glitter]

why wouldn't it be?

[Guest]

what else is there to say?

[pink_glitter]

can you tell me?

[bluewisdom]

Don't you want to say something?

[pink_glitter]

who said that?

[bluewisdom]

Who said what?

[pink_glitter]

didn't you hear it?

[Foxxy_Cymru]

I dont think anyone heard it did they?

[Guest]

what? :p

[Simba T Lion]

When did all this happen?

[Guest]

who are you? :p

[Foxxy_Cymru]

You dont know who i am?

[Simba T Lion]

who are you? :p

Who do you think I am?

[__tink]

Are you God or Satan?

[Guest]

Who do you think I am?

are you a llama? ;)

[Simba T Lion]

Is there a heard of satanic llamas out there somewere?

[Guest]

why wouldn't there be any satanic llama?

[pink_glitter]

why cant it be an angelic llama?

[Sugar]

why can't it be a sheep?

[pink_glitter]

why am i here?

[Deep Fathom]

why am i here?

Does anyone know someone who is capable of answering that question?

[pink_glitter]

can you answer that question?

[Deep Fathom]

can you answer that question?

Can someone help me answer that question?

[pink_glitter]

cant you do it by yourself?

[Deep Fathom]

cant you do it by yourself?

Who knows?

[pink_glitter]

does anyone?

[Deep Fathom]

does anyone?

Do you mean absolutely everyone who have ever existed, or do you mean the alive?

[pink_glitter]

who do you think i mean?

[Sugar]

is it funny that we're here posting in a pointless thread or is it just sad that we're here posting in a pointless thread? or is it neither?

[Guest]

why would anything we do be sad?

[Rich-E]

Don't we know that it's all just harmless good old fashioned fun?

[Guest]

why woudln't we know we are not harming anyone?

[Sugar]

why would we harm people? are we bad?

[Guest]

what kind of good people are we then?

[Sugar]

are we good people though? maybe we are just a bit of both? naughty and nice?

[Guest]

wouldn't it be more fun to be both anyway?

[Sugar]

if i thought so would that mean it was true?

[Nikki*]

Does anyone else think this thread is extremely difficult to try and read? :)

[snapping_crocodile]

I do, is it making anyone elses head hurt?

[Guest]

Should we take some paracetamol before reading this thread?

[snapping_crocodile]

Should paracetamol be so easy to purchase in large quantities?

[Guest]

Don't you think it should so people can read thread like this one?

[Mad Mac]

Don't you think it should so people can read thread like this one?
do you think there is any point to this bollocks?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Do you think Deano Mac is a fag?

[snapping_crocodile]

How many people here actually have bollocks?! (not me :lol: )

[Guest]

what do you mean by bollocks tho?

[pink_glitter]

don't you know what he means?

[Guest]

don't I always understand everything?

[clementine_the_tangerine]

why do you think that?

[Guest]

do you mean I understand everything right all the time?

[Mad Mac]

Do you think Deano Mac is a fag?
do you think i am?

[clementine_the_tangerine]

why would i think you're a fag?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Because he's smokable, contains tobacco and is addictive. Isn't he?

[Guest]

does he have a yellow bit too then?

[clementine_the_tangerine]

i dont know. Have you seen it then?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Did it turn yellow from all the nicotine?

[Guest]

was I talking about the yellow filter?

[Teh_Gerbil]

How am I meant to know what you were talking about?

[Guest]

Can't you read my mind?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Am I meant to be trying?

[Mad Mac]

Am I meant to be trying?
are you very trying?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Are you smell like wee?

[Mad Mac]

Are you smell like wee?
are you fucked?

[Teh_Gerbil]

are you fucked?
Only by your mum. Why you ask?!

[Mad Mac]

Only by your mum. Why you ask?!
with a strap on?

[Yerascrote]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[Sugar]

is that a question or a statement with a question mark?

[Dear Wendy]

is that a question or a statement with a question mark?
Who cares?

[Sugar]

maybe you do since you took the time to post?

[Dear Wendy]

Perhaps it just gave me something to do for a few seconds?

[Guest]

isn't that the idea of the waste time board?

[Sugar]

isnt the idea of waste time board great?

[Guest]

why would I think otherwise?

[elasticity]

why would anyone who get bored think otherwise?

[Guest]

why would anyone get bored when they can just waste some time in here?

[migpilot]

Why would we waste time in here?

[Guest]

don't you think as you long as we are doing something time isn't wasted?

[migpilot]

Do you really think this counts as "doing something"?

[Guest]

don't we at least work on our english?

[migpilot]

Is English the language we are using?

[Guest]

aren't we suppose to if we want people to understand?

[migpilot]

Why would you want people to understand?

[Guest]

how can anyone post in here if they don't understand?

[SuzyCreamcheese]

understand what?

[Guest]

shouldn't people understand the question to be able to reply to it with an other question?

[migpilot]

are you assuming that everyone understands the questions?

[Guest]

why shouldn't they understand them when a foreigner like me can?

[migpilot]

Is there a law against foreigners knowing more than locals?

[Guest]

shouldn't local know more than foreigers anyway?

[1andonly]

Well, you would think so wouldn't you?

[migpilot]

Why would I think so?

[1andonly]

you don' t think so then?

[migpilot]

Is that what I said?

[1andonly]

What's your opinion then?

[migpilot]

What makes you think I have an opinion?

[Guest]

why would anyone have an opinion about anything?

[migpilot]

Someone surely has an opinion?

[Guest]

Don't you think we should hope so?

[migpilot]

Why should we hope for anything?

[Guest]

isn't hope what keep us going?

[Sugar]

is it though?

[Mad Mac]

is that the only thing that keeps us going?

[Sharry21]

Perhaps alcohol is the answer?

[Guest]

shouldn't we had drugs to alcohol as well?

[Sharry21]

but wouldn't some find that a bit much?

[Guest]

would it be best if everyone just pick what they need to get by then?

[ButtonMoon]

but why is that the case?

[Guest]

do we not need anything to get by then?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Why would we need anything?

[Guest]

why do we even need to keep going?

[migpilot]

Why shouldn't we keep going?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Will we keep going?

[migpilot]

Will the sun keep shining?

[Guest]

Does a tree falling make a noise if there is noone to hear it fall?

[migpilot]

Why is there no one there?

[Guest]

would it be because it is in a jungle where noone lives?

[migpilot]

Are you saying there is no life in the jungle?

[Teh_Gerbil]

Is there any life on Mars?

[Guest]

what is life anyway?

[migpilot]

Isn't life what goes on while we are here talking shite?

[Guest]

did any of us will ever find out?

[migpilot]

rephrase please...

[dudewhereismycar]

Are you guys nuts?

[migpilot]

Why do you ask?

[dudewhereismycar]

do i need to explain?

[migpilot]

Would I have asked you if I hadn't thought so?

[dudewhereismycar]

dude, where is my car?

[migpilot]

Where's your car, dude?

[Sugar]

isnt it where it was left?

[Bunnie]

do you think it will still be there around these parts?

[Sugar]

do you ever know until you look?

[Bunnie]

wouldnt it be too upsetting to find out it had gone though?

[Guest]

why would it be upsetting if it is not our car?

[Bunnie]

since when did you get so clever?