The 3 word story

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Here are the rules: continue the story using 3 words only!


There once was...

[Guest]

There once was...

two girls in...

[Sharry21]

There once was...

two girls in...

The pub when.....

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suddenly walked in....

[Guest]

a green alien...

[__tink]

a hairy transvestite

[Sharry21]

who then walked......

[Guest]

to the bar...

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in a circle...

[Sharry21]

and then it...................

[__tink]

leaned over to

[Guest]

ask for a...

[__tink]

white wine spritzer

[Sharry21]

well the girls

[Guest]

turn over and

[Sharry21]

giggle like little

[Guest]

bitches at the

[wooooooooah]

disco. They decided

[Guest]

that it might

[Sharry21]

be worth trying

[__tink]

a raunchy threesome

[Guest]

after all it

[wooooooooah]

was only sex

[Guest]

and they are

[Sharry21]

with an alien

[Guest]

...

[wooooooooah]

...

[__tink]

in bed and

[Guest]

it has two

[wooooooooah]

large balls, with

[Sharry21]

long large probes

[wooooooooah]

sticking out. They

[Guest]

are huge and

[Sharry21]

very sensitive to

[__tink]

no pubic hair

[wooooooooah]

and didn't shave

[Guest]

for a week

[__tink]

causing an extremely

[Guest]

sensitive sensation when

[Deep Fathom]

sensitive sensation when

...he feels the ...

[Guest]

pink and wet

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scraping of a

[__tink]

very big gaping

[Sharry21]

moist and warm

[__tink]

object sliding inside

[Guest]

and out and

[__tink]

in, getting faster

[Guest]

and faster as

[__tink]

suddenly something explodes

[wooooooooah]

inside the alien

[__tink]

the room shakes

[Guest]

the girls tremble

[wooooooooah]

something goes splat

[Guest]

and suddently the

[__tink]

it is the

[Guest]

fluid went everywhere

[__tink]

the cleaner came

[Guest]

and said "that...

[mystifymysoul]

was extremely fun

[Guest]

but the cleaning...

[Sharry21]

not so much"

[__tink]

the next day..

[Sharry21]

They all had

[Guest]

a sore pussy...

[Sharry21]

And a bitch

[Guest]

had her ass...

[Teh_Gerbil]

tapped by a

[Guest]

giant long hard...

[__tink]

cucumber which suprisingly

[Guest]

had red strippes

[__tink]

and tasted of

[Guest]

yellow jelly beans

[__tink]

she said "fuck..

[Guest]

that taste good :yum:

[wooooooooah]

." In walked a

[__tink]

tall, leggy blonde

[Guest]

with nice boobies

[__tink]

that arent fake

[Guest]

but look nice

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like slutty Jordan's...

[__tink]

Anyway, so yer

[Guest]

erghm she start

[__tink]

(what happened before leggy blond?)

[Guest]

(what happened before leggy blond?)

Nothing there is just an other girl joining I think...


telling them "why

[pink_glitter]

she is a

[Guest]

needy whory woman

[__tink]

with bells on

[Guest]

her pink tits

[__tink]

which dangle as

[Guest]

she come closer

[pink_glitter]

were sagging badly

[__tink]

towards the floor

[pink_glitter]

that was pink

[The Leaf]

a giant spider....

[__tink]

jumped on her

[The Leaf]

with a vase

[__tink]

and smashed it

[pink_glitter]

in her boob

[__tink]

which exploded because

[pink_glitter]

they were fake

[The Leaf]

the boob expanded

[__tink]

and stretched like

[pink_glitter]

a big balloon

[__tink]

so she sewed

[The Leaf]

a shark on

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to her ass

[The Leaf]

which looked like

[__tink]

she's shitted out

[pink_glitter]

a hairy turtle

[The Leaf]

whose name was

[__tink]

homer j simpson

[pink_glitter]

but homer was

[__tink]

in fact a

[The Leaf]

a vicious plankton

[pink_glitter]

who wanted to

[__tink]

with green nostrils

[The Leaf]

snort up government

[Guest]

and what then

[The Leaf]

he died painfully

[Guest]

and everyone laugh

[The Leaf]

ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!

[Guest]

Never thought I would say that but that game has now bored me, it doesn't make much sense anymore... Anyway I'm out of this one, but it was a great idea and was quite fun...

Seeya laya Alligators

:)