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Basic Instinct
08-09-2005, 10:42 PM
I just come home and realised I've left it under my pillow for like 3 days and my mum and little sis are always in my room on my bed. :blush:

StarCrossed
09-09-2005, 12:53 AM
My second drawer down by my bed is my naughty drawer which includes an array of things like my bunny, handcuffs, dirty card games, massage oil etc.

When i was moving i put it all in a box and my brother in law carried it and the bottom broke. My 13 year old nephew now thinks I'm some sort of dominatrix and refuses to come visit me. LOL

littlemissy
09-09-2005, 06:45 AM
These sorts of things are normally in my pants drawer :)

b u r l i
09-09-2005, 06:59 AM
Mine are in a locked cash box (apparently containing passport etc!) that is kept in a draw under my bed, with the key kept hidden under my mattress.
I dont trust my sisters at all........... ;)

Life of Kate
09-09-2005, 07:29 AM
Don't have a problem with people investigating in my room. I live with one guy, and it would be his own problem if he was snooping in the first place. I keep everything in my toiletries drawer.

SuzyCreamcheese
09-09-2005, 07:46 AM
knicker drawer.

RudeBwoy
09-09-2005, 07:54 AM
Are most girls embaressed about their naughty stuff then?
Just wondering because my girlfriend would probably just leave all her stuff lying around in full view...well she does that anyway and she lives with her parents lol.

SuzyCreamcheese
09-09-2005, 07:56 AM
only a bit embarrased. I wouldnt want my son to come up and find it.

~kaz~
09-09-2005, 09:44 AM
These sorts of things are normally in my pants drawer :)

The same as me. I have mine is my underwear drawer in a large make up back, just incase somebody does go in there :eek:

Meryn
09-09-2005, 09:59 AM
My boyfriend attached the pair of furry handcuffs he'd bought me to our bed - his mum looked a bit shocked when she first saw them, but I think she realised it was just a joke

Foxxy_Cymru
09-09-2005, 11:25 AM
In a box under my bed where i keep most of my junk. Cant wait to move out for uni in two weeks so i dont have to worry about hiding it, :hyper:

Yerascrote
09-09-2005, 11:39 AM
Up my cunt :o

~kaz~
09-09-2005, 11:49 AM
Up my cunt :o

That isn't even funny.

FilthyChav
09-09-2005, 12:57 PM
I keep anything rude under my mattress, which I suppose isn't the most original hiding place, but no-one really roots around my room anyway.

Thunderstruck
09-09-2005, 01:15 PM
That isn't even funny.

Oh come on, someone was gonna say that sooner or later. I thought it was pretty funny.

Guest_
09-09-2005, 01:19 PM
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Kermit
09-09-2005, 01:28 PM
That isn't even funny.

It is, lighten up.

Dr Pirate
09-09-2005, 02:01 PM
In your mums room ;x

Kazbo
09-09-2005, 02:48 PM
In a plastic bag in my underwear drawer. Don't really think my flat mate would appreciate walking into my room and seeing my vibrators and the likes lying around my room. She really aint that sort.

Ballerina
09-09-2005, 02:48 PM
Nowhere, i do not posess kinky things :angel: i don't have much privacy because i dont even have a door handle on my door so my door doesnt even shut properly! So people are always in and out of my room :mad:

Kaff
09-09-2005, 02:58 PM
another knicker drawer. i don't have to really hide my ruder possesions anymore, cause it's just me and mr. k, but one of my great fears is of us both dying horribly, and my parents having to go through our stuff and finding my stash, and thinking 'omg, our daughter was a terrible pervert'.

Mist
09-09-2005, 06:15 PM
Nowhere, i do not posess kinky things :angel: i don't have much privacy because i dont even have a door handle on my door so my door doesnt even shut properly! So people are always in and out of my room :mad:


How bizarre.

Char_Baby
09-09-2005, 06:54 PM
In my knicker drawer, but it has been found many times when i've left it in my bed

Ballerina
09-09-2005, 08:53 PM
How bizarre.
what is?

Cute_Baby_Bear
09-09-2005, 09:06 PM
Mine is kept in the bottom pillowcase on my bed... I just have to remember to move it before changing my bed...

Pink_Angel
09-09-2005, 09:36 PM
I keep my naughty stuff in my bedside cabinet but I don't have to worry about people finding any of it as its just me and my boyfriend living together.

But a couple of years ago when I was living in student digs I had a spare matress under my bed and i would just put my vibrator on there in its original packaging minus exterior box...well one day I came home went into my room and the matress was gone :crazyeyes I was like OMG who's been in my room...turned out it was my landlord who had just turned up without permission gone in my room and taken the matress without anyones knowledge...I suppose he got more than he bargained for LOL! :blush: :lol:

littlemissy
09-09-2005, 10:01 PM
what is?

The bit about your door and things.

go_away
09-09-2005, 10:34 PM
In my nightstand drawer at arms reach :yes:

Namaste
10-09-2005, 01:39 AM
only a bit embarrased. I wouldnt want my son to come up and find it.
Mommy, why do you have a pink lightsabre in your draw?

~kaz~
10-09-2005, 01:42 PM
Oh come on, someone was gonna say that sooner or later. I thought it was pretty funny.

Just shows how mature you are.

Thunderstruck
10-09-2005, 02:45 PM
Oh touché. I feel so put in my place.
Especially coming from someone with a Bang On The Door avatar. Yes, I really feel humbled now.

purplebutterfly
10-09-2005, 07:12 PM
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Fairy
10-09-2005, 07:41 PM
Cupboard in my bedside table. Easy to reach whenever i feel the urge!

Super-human
11-09-2005, 12:50 PM
Are most girls embaressed about their naughty stuff then?


my mother thinks any girl with a vibrator is a complete and utter slag

Zella
11-09-2005, 01:00 PM
how can you be a slag if the only person your shagging is yourself?

~kaz~
11-09-2005, 02:54 PM
how can you be a slag if the only person your shagging is yourself?

That is a very good point. Nothing wrong with giving yourself some self loving.

~kaz~
11-09-2005, 02:54 PM
Oh touché. I feel so put in my place.
Especially coming from someone with a Bang On The Door avatar. Yes, I really feel humbled now.

It is just a picture so stop being such an arse.

lucifer devil
11-09-2005, 04:23 PM
It is just a picture so stop being such an arse.

seems strange you've changed it! :p

jenni30
11-09-2005, 04:55 PM
I only live with my mum and older sister and I would be really embarrased if they found them!! So I still hide it all in a bag in my knicker drawer!! :angel: :blush:

Thunderstruck
11-09-2005, 06:05 PM
It is just a picture so stop being such an arse.

Well try once in a while to have a bit of a sense of humour. It´s not like we´re talking about the Middle East peace process for fuck´s sake - just chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself quite so seriously. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

Dr Pirate
11-09-2005, 06:19 PM
Well try once in a while to have a bit of a sense of humour. It´s not like we´re talking about the Middle East peace process for fuck´s sake - just chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself quite so seriously. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
oh shush, stop kicking up a fuss in every thread you post in ;[

go_away
11-09-2005, 06:21 PM
my mother thinks any girl with a vibrator is a complete and utter slag

What about guys who own dildos/buttplugs etc? I'm genuinely curious! Go on, go and ask your mum ;)

Ilora-Danon
11-09-2005, 06:24 PM
I don't own a vibrator... :blush:

Ilora x

Dr Pirate
11-09-2005, 07:09 PM
I don't own a vibrator... :blush:

Ilora x
I think that's a lie ;]

Marishka
11-09-2005, 07:57 PM
me neither....

but i cant say ive not been thinking of one...

you know... those lonely nights!!
:hyper: :lol:

legowars
11-09-2005, 09:35 PM
shit. i keep mine under my mattress and i just realised now that my bed has beent aken apart by the girl doing my bedroom! HAHAHA shit. i wonder where she put it? i never ever use it though, eep.

edit: i jsut found it in my underwear drawr. hahaha with kitchen paper covering it. LMAO. i'm so embarassed now =\.

Pink_Angel
11-09-2005, 09:40 PM
shit. i keep mine under my mattress and i just realised now that my bed has beent aken apart by the girl doing my bedroom! HAHAHA shit. i wonder where she put it? i never ever use it though, eep.

edit: i jsut found it in my underwear drawr. hahaha with kitchen paper covering it. LMAO. i'm so embarassed now =\.

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ilora-Danon
11-09-2005, 10:44 PM
I think that's a lie ;] Unfortunately, it's really not!! :lol:

Ilora x

JsT
11-09-2005, 10:52 PM
Unfortunately, it's really not!! :lol:

Ilora x
It's OK, just ignore the pervert.

Thunderstruck
12-09-2005, 02:58 AM
oh shush, stop kicking up a fuss in every thread you post in ;[

To be honest, most of the posts here are so damn boring made by people who think anyone else cares what they have to say that I feel it´s my responsibility to try and stimulate a bit of interesting banter. If everyone agrees with the topic then it makes for dull-as reading. I try to be constructive in my shit-stirring so as to stimulate the maximum number of replies and thus maximise interesting content. I don´t try and actively offend people (though I probably fail in that and for this I apologize just in case anyone actually takes me seriously) but people like kaz who think that they are so damn sanctimonious in telling people like me to shut-up when all I´m trying to do is lighten up a boring thread with a very obvious joke just piss me off.

And to think all of this came from such an innocuous little puerile joke...

Zella
12-09-2005, 08:47 AM
Far to many big words.....has someone been reading the dictionary?

piccolo
12-09-2005, 09:23 AM
I don't have one, and I don't mind admitting I'm a bit too prudish to buy one without being mortified. Especially as my flatmate would find out sooner or later and he'd laugh (then tell all our mutual friends) 'cos he's been trying to talk me into buying one for ages.

~kaz~
12-09-2005, 11:47 AM
seems strange you've changed it! :p

:p I just got bored of it. And Thunderstruck I do have a sense of humour just what you say isn't funny.

Thunderstruck
12-09-2005, 01:24 PM
Far to many big words.....has someone been reading the dictionary?

Nope, I wrote the dictionary! That and I receive the word of the day from dictionary.com

Marishka
12-09-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally Posted by Zella
Far to many big words.....has someone been reading the dictionary?

i think so...

its a very nice reading... NOT...

ahh weell, any you girls recomend? (not dictionaries, vibrators plz :p )

Basic Instinct
12-09-2005, 06:48 PM
shit. i keep mine under my mattress and i just realised now that my bed has beent aken apart by the girl doing my bedroom! HAHAHA shit. i wonder where she put it? i never ever use it though, eep.

edit: i jsut found it in my underwear drawr. hahaha with kitchen paper covering it. LMAO. i'm so embarassed now =\.
Haha. Bless.

miss.jo
09-11-2005, 08:38 PM
I keep mines in one of those cash box things at the back of my cupboard with the key hidden in my jewellery box.
I still live with my parents and the last thing I want is them finding it!

my name
09-11-2005, 08:42 PM
I don't own a vibrator... :blush:

Ilora x

Oh high five, after reading things like this I wonder if Im the only one w/o one.

WildSpirit
09-11-2005, 11:00 PM
Mines hidden between a pillow in my cupboard. I can just imagine my parents face if they found it :eek:

Schnook
09-11-2005, 11:17 PM
one of my great fears is of us both dying horribly, and my parents having to go through our stuff and finding my stash, and thinking 'omg, our daughter was a terrible pervert'.

i often think like this too :thumb:

Mr_Wobble
10-11-2005, 01:59 AM
What about guys who own dildos/buttplugs etc? I'm genuinely curious!In the back of the wardrobe. :naughty: Unfortunately I don't have a bedside cabinet, or they'd probably be there.

Carriage Return
10-11-2005, 06:38 AM
Oh high five, after reading things like this I wonder if Im the only one w/o one.
Me neither. Although I keep being tempted by a "mold your own" kit.

:eek2: How narcissistic is that?

melanie
10-11-2005, 09:49 AM
Me neither. Although I keep being tempted by a "mold your own" kit.

:eek2: How narcissistic is that?
so you get clay or something?

what do u do just lake a shape that takes ur fancy? hehehe

my name
10-11-2005, 03:57 PM
Can you like mold it into a coffee mug when your done with it?

justdecent
10-11-2005, 04:15 PM
in a make-up bag under my beed beehing a blanket... so that nobody can ever find it... it's not a matter of being embarassed, by boyfriend knows exactly where stuff is... it's just a private thing! :eek:

Little_one
10-11-2005, 05:05 PM
Oh high five, after reading things like this I wonder if Im the only one w/o one.

I don't have one either, I have thought about getting one, but I don't feel like I need one. I did mention to the OH that I was curious. I can describe the look upon his face, but for once he did not a quick witty and dirty reply. Now that was :shocking:

Welsh Jemz
10-11-2005, 10:24 PM
mine is in the open cupboard next to my bed, lol

many times my brothers have ahd a shock when they're snooping in my room where they shouldn't be :lol:

it doesn't embarass me, lol, just serves em right for snooping

wouldn't bother me if my mum found it, but i think i'd be mortified if my dad found it :shocking:

Carriage Return
11-11-2005, 07:16 AM
so you get clay or something?

what do u do just lake a shape that takes ur fancy? hehehe

google "Make an identical rubber replica of your Love Tool" and hit I'm feeling lucky

frankipanda
13-11-2005, 12:03 PM
I don't have one either. I (oddly) don't want one. I feel a bit weird now ;(.

I know where my mum's are though >.<. (note to self: do not go snooping round parent's room looking for things that they've taken off you).

Cazzoo
13-11-2005, 12:16 PM
I don't have one either. I (oddly) don't want one. I feel a bit weird now ;(.

I know where my mum's are though >.<. (note to self: do not go snooping round parent's room looking for things that they've taken off you).

:yes:

sabby963
13-11-2005, 07:58 PM
i live with my boyfriend but hide it in a hand bag that i dont use so noone see them but have a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs on my head bord

***kellie***
18-11-2005, 10:01 PM
I just come home and realised I've left it under my pillow for like 3 days and my mum and little sis are always in my room on my bed. :blush:


in me knicker draw. where u think? u got anywhere else better to hid it like?

Kuro-Wanko
08-12-2010, 02:20 AM
Lol, in the bookshelf, since I'm the only one in my house who looks there anyway. I keep it between my two favorite books :d

EAB_x
08-12-2010, 10:26 AM
i dnt own one.. :D








yet ;) :P

Fostress
08-12-2010, 11:46 AM
old thread :)

closing now...