View Full Version : BJs in the cinema
scoobzgirl
22-06-2005, 06:21 PM
My bf loves getting bjs and I always seem to end up giving him one when we go to the cinema - its really tricky tho! The armrest gets in the way and i have to strain my neck to lean over :( I also have pretty big boobs which also get in the way - agh! Girls, have you had any similar probs or funny stories? :)
lexijb
22-06-2005, 06:23 PM
I'd love to do it in a cinema...
would never know wher to sit...
rite at the top back corner...???
scoobzgirl
22-06-2005, 06:25 PM
I'd love to do it in a cinema...
would never know wher to sit...
rite at the top back corner...???
me and my bf tend to sit in the middle of the back row - bit of a giveaway! lol
Amira
22-06-2005, 06:26 PM
you could kneel on the floor and do it that way maybe
scoobzgirl
22-06-2005, 06:28 PM
you could kneel on the floor and do it that way maybe
Did that work for you? ;)
Mmm...not sure if I want to be facing him on my knees - want to keep on eye on anyone coming up the steps lol
AlmightyBob
22-06-2005, 07:00 PM
usually best to try one or two rows down in the corner....anyone who works in a cinema will instantly look at the back row as its the most easily seen...and if they see a young man, eyes closed, clutching the seat in front, it might give you away a bit :P
and yeah, get on the floor....easier....he'll just have to keep an eye out himself...
Peace
Kermit
22-06-2005, 07:03 PM
OMG U AV GT A BF AN U GT LAYD!!!111 w00t w00t!!!111
scoobzgirl
22-06-2005, 07:07 PM
OMG U AV GT A BF AN U GT LAYD!!!111 w00t w00t!!!111
whatever :rolleyes:
lucifer devil
22-06-2005, 07:10 PM
excuse my boringness but can't you just wait till you get home?!
Deep Fathom
22-06-2005, 07:12 PM
is that supposed to be interpreted as: o my god, you got a boyfriend and you get laid!!!!....? and woot? i think it means like woa, or wow.. :chin:
scoobzgirl
22-06-2005, 07:14 PM
excuse my boringness but can't you just wait till you get home?!
fair point - but its fun ;)
loveablesilence
22-06-2005, 07:30 PM
I'd be tempted to try it tbh, only once though ;) Just to see what it'd be like.
The cinema me and my bf go to is pretty quiet plus not many staff wandering about so doubt it'd be tricky to do :D
scoobzgirl
22-06-2005, 07:33 PM
I'd be tempted to try it tbh, only once though ;) Just to see what it'd be like.
The cinema me and my bf go to is pretty quiet plus not many staff wandering about so doubt it'd be tricky to do :D
go for it :thumb:
Rainbow Phoenix
22-06-2005, 07:35 PM
Maybe I'm missing out on something her but why pay money to go and see a film then not watch it. Seems a waste of money to me.
Having said that winding each other in public places is fun :naughty:
loveablesilence
22-06-2005, 08:08 PM
With me and my bf we tend to go just out of habit so I'm sure he wouldn't mind missing part of the movie for that ;)
FilthyChav
22-06-2005, 08:59 PM
I'd give some advice, but I think I'll try keeping my mouth shut on these boards from now on. People here seem to have a rather low opinion of me.
I'd give some advice, but I think I'll try keeping my mouth shut on these boards from now on. People here seem to have a rather low opinion of me.
is now when we are supposed to beg for you to say it?
lucifer devil
22-06-2005, 09:02 PM
I'd give some advice, but I think I'll try keeping my mouth shut on these boards from now on. People here seem to have a rather low opinion of me.
well hadn't you may aswell give it seeing as you've already said you have some to give?
anonymous03
22-06-2005, 09:02 PM
im 12...............i like girls n chicken.............in tht order! ;)
FilthyChav
22-06-2005, 09:03 PM
is now when we are supposed to beg for you to say it?
no, i'm not saying that. i just don't want to start another argument. sorry.
Amira
22-06-2005, 09:05 PM
Did that work for you? ;)
Mmm...not sure if I want to be facing him on my knees - want to keep on eye on anyone coming up the steps lol
i did it one time in the cinema....but i know what you mean about the arm rest getting in the way...so its just the next most logical thing to do...
Kermit
22-06-2005, 11:45 PM
whatever :rolleyes:
HOney, it means that you DON'T NEED TO SHOW OFF TO US.
Congratulations on committing a criminal offence, though. Hope they arrest you next time.
Sammus
22-06-2005, 11:55 PM
its the same giving bjs in the car i reckon, while im driving ive had girls do that for me, but the centre console and the handbrake kinda get in the way, and driving a manual and having to change gears n stuff doesnt make it easy lol.
i reckon u should def try the kneeling thing
and to people like kermit, why post with no constructive comments?
man who cares if its illegal? theres plenty of girls on here saying they had sex when they were 13 or 14 and you dont feel the need to rip the shit out of them? or did i just miss those posts?
Man Of Kent
23-06-2005, 01:13 AM
its the same giving bjs in the car i reckon, while im driving ive had girls do that for me
Look forward to your defence in court when you have an accident then...
and to people like kermit, why post with no constructive comments?
Pointing out that someone could get arrested isn't constructive?
man who cares if its illegal?
Apart from the police and those who share the cinema with "you"/after "you"?
theres plenty of girls on here saying they had sex when they were 13 or 14 and you dont feel the need to rip the shit out of them? or did i just miss those posts?
You missed them. Hang around a while longer than your 22 posts would suggest and you might learn something ;)
Carpe Diem
23-06-2005, 01:52 AM
I tried it once - funny story.
We were the only ones in there, and I was on my knees infront of him on the floor. He had his head back, and suddenly he shoves me off and whispers quickly "theres kids coming in!!!!" Well duh, we went to see Elf! So he pulls his trousers up quickly and we decide to move seats to make it less obvious.
We were going to try it again, but "elf" had alot of white scenes so it lit up the cinema. I'm guessing the mother knew what was going on because she kept tutting at us.
hahahaha.
Sammus
23-06-2005, 06:20 AM
You missed them. Hang around a while longer than your 22 posts would suggest and you might learn something
just cuz i havent posted much doesnt mean i havent read a hell of alot on these boards...maybe not compulsively for 4 years tho :chin: tho ive seen many threads with underage people confessing to sex and not a word said about the illegality of it...more just slagging them...
anyway i just think it would be better to show support and maybe offer some insight into what these people say and ask rather than just attack them and rip the shit out of them because you have no other constructive input
Pointing out that someone could get arrested isn't constructive?
im sure she knows its illegal, and even if not, its already been said in which case no its not really constructive to point it out, again.
Look forward to your defence in court when you have an accident then...
as far as bjs in the car go, its all for a bit of fun, if it became that much of a distraction that i thought there was an increased chance of me having a major accident then i wouldnt dispute it because i know it would be my fault and thus it wouldnt go to court, so i wouldnt have my defence to look forward to...
Apart from the police and those who share the cinema with "you"/after "you"?
isnt it pretty common knowledge that the back row in cinemas is where everyone goes that likes being intimate like that in public? i dont sit there for that reason, so no, it doesnt bother me what they do - and if i did have to sit there i would only care because of the possibility of jizz on the seat, not because it was illegal
just cuz i havent posted much doesnt mean i havent read a hell of alot on these boards...
If you had read as much as you claim, you'd already know the sort of tone to expect in response to a thread like this.
tho ive seen many threads with underage people confessing to sex and not a word said about the illegality of it...more just slagging them...
Really? Practically every thread that I've seen involving under age sex makes some reference to the illegality of it.
anyway i just think it would be better to show support
So we should blindly offer "support" for everyone, even if we don't agree with what they do, hmm? We should not maybe, say, point out how stupid it might be?
and maybe offer some insight into what these people say and ask
I look forward to the next chapter of insightful posts on the art of cinema blow-jobs. Sigh.
rather than just attack them and rip the shit out of them because you have no other constructive input
In my opinion mentioning that something is illegal is as constructive as saying to kneel on the floor or try a different position, which anyone with half a brain could figure out for themselves.
im sure she knows its illegal,
Really? Do you know her?
and even if not, its already been said
Nope. Kermit was the first to mention it I think.
in which case no its not really constructive to point it out, again.
In your opinion.
as far as bjs in the car go, its all for a bit of fun, if it became that much of a distraction that i thought there was an increased chance of me having a major accident then i wouldnt dispute it because i know it would be my fault and thus it wouldnt go to court, so i wouldnt have my defence to look forward to...
I'm sure that the relatives of the people that you kill whilst driving along enjoying your "bit of fun" will be over the moon to learn that you don't dispute that it was your fault.
How's about you keep your eyes on the road and your attention on driving the car, instead.
Mind you though it's probably not an issue as I tend to think that a bj in a car is the realm of porn movies and fantasy rather than something that you've actually done.
isnt it pretty common knowledge that the back row in cinemas is where everyone goes that likes being intimate like that in public? i dont sit there for that reason, so no, it doesnt bother me what they do - and if i did have to sit there i would only care because of the possibility of jizz on the seat, not because it was illegal
Errrrrr. Here was me thinking that people go to the cinema to watch the films.
scoobzgirl
23-06-2005, 07:35 AM
HOney, it means that you DON'T NEED TO SHOW OFF TO US.
Congratulations on committing a criminal offence, though. Hope they arrest you next time.
Okies, Mr Muppet ;o)
scoobzgirl
23-06-2005, 07:38 AM
just cuz i havent posted much doesnt mean i havent read a hell of alot on these boards...maybe not compulsively for 4 years tho :chin: tho ive seen many threads with underage people confessing to sex and not a word said about the illegality of it...more just slagging them...
anyway i just think it would be better to show support and maybe offer some insight into what these people say and ask rather than just attack them and rip the shit out of them because you have no other constructive input
im sure she knows its illegal, and even if not, its already been said in which case no its not really constructive to point it out, again.
as far as bjs in the car go, its all for a bit of fun, if it became that much of a distraction that i thought there was an increased chance of me having a major accident then i wouldnt dispute it because i know it would be my fault and thus it wouldnt go to court, so i wouldnt have my defence to look forward to...
isnt it pretty common knowledge that the back row in cinemas is where everyone goes that likes being intimate like that in public? i dont sit there for that reason, so no, it doesnt bother me what they do - and if i did have to sit there i would only care because of the possibility of jizz on the seat, not because it was illegal
Thanks for your posts :) I think a few people on here should chill out a bit and stop taking things too seriously...maybe a blowjob in the cinema might help ;)
Kermit
23-06-2005, 07:39 AM
as far as bjs in the car go, its all for a bit of fun, if it became that much of a distraction that i thought there was an increased chance of me having a major accident then i wouldnt dispute it because i know it would be my fault and thus it wouldnt go to court, so i wouldnt have my defence to look forward to...
Err, it would go to court.
And you, and your driver, would be jailed for a long long time.
Such a shame, too.
isnt it pretty common knowledge that the back row in cinemas is where everyone goes that likes being intimate like that in public?
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
It is still outraging public decency, and it is still absolutely vile. Snog, feel each other, whatever, but in a cinema it's not that hard to keep your cock in your pants. Why should the cinema staff have to wipe up your jizz, why should other people have to hear it?
and to people like kermit, why post with no constructive comments?
man who cares if its illegal? theres plenty of girls on here saying they had sex when they were 13 or 14 and you dont feel the need to rip the shit out of them? or did i just miss those posts?
If people come on here saying "look, I have sex, this happened, is it safe?" then I will answer their question with good advice to make sure they stay safe. I would often point out the illegality of the situation, but I would give them advice to stay safe.
This person hasn't come on here asking for advice, has she? She has come on here, and I quote, asking for "funny stories". She is showing off the fact she's sucking some pubescent scally off in the back of the Odeon, why I do I want to know about her sex life? This is an ADVICE FORUM, not a place to brag about what you've done and where.
And I think you will find that I am very consistent. I always shout at people who use these boards to brag about what they've done, because it isn't what it's for.
scoobzgirl
23-06-2005, 07:41 AM
i did it one time in the cinema....but i know what you mean about the arm rest getting in the way...so its just the next most logical thing to do...
I'll bear it in mind! Thanks, Amira :)
Teagan
23-06-2005, 08:58 AM
My bf loves getting bjs and I always seem to end up giving him one when we go to the cinema
So we can assume you swallow? :naughty:
scoobzgirl
23-06-2005, 10:41 AM
So we can assume you swallow? :naughty:
well...I wouldn't want to make a mess on the seat :naughty:
pinkstar
23-06-2005, 01:36 PM
If I was in the cinema at the same time as you I'd make sure you were thrown out :yes:
Plus as other people have said, what's the point in paying for a ticket (the cinema I go to is about £6 for a ticket) and then not watching the film? If you want to give him a bj can't you just do it in someone's house and save your money?!
Deep Fathom
23-06-2005, 02:14 PM
plus, it's just not right giving a guy a bj in the cinemas.. cinemas r for watching movies.. and i'd accept ppl mayb making out or something, but a bj is just too much, go somewhere else :D
Thats erm a pretty grosse concept. I didn't think people actually did that kind of stuff. Just talked and joked about it :p
blonde__batman
23-06-2005, 05:55 PM
ok, im up for newbie flaming as much as anyone else but this seems a bit unfair.
if i or any other long standing member, had posted this thread it would have been recieved differently. and im sure people would have replied with their tips and stories without all the nastiness.
i just think it is unfair that every single newbie gets flamed, if it carries on like this there will be no new people left, and without new people this site will go stale!
Deep Fathom
23-06-2005, 05:55 PM
*your home is... err... it is...your...err...home yeh, is... yeh....*
*text* can be summarised as :chin:, with a slight :lol: and maybe :yeees:
over smiley-usage, i wont be surprised if my pc crashes :crazyeyes
oops there it crashed
Man Of Kent
23-06-2005, 06:11 PM
i just think it is unfair that every single newbie gets flamed, if it carries on like this there will be no new people left, and without new people this site will go stale!
You've been here long enough to know that's not true.
Man Of Kent
23-06-2005, 06:16 PM
just cuz i havent posted much doesnt mean i havent read a hell of alot on these boards...
Not, but reading a lot of posts would have made you realise that Kermit's comments were entriely in character.
ive seen many threads with underage people confessing to sex and not a word said about the illegality of it...more just slagging them...
Only because I haven't got time to visit them all ;)
anyway i just think it would be better to show support and maybe offer some insight into what these people say and ask rather than just attack them and rip the shit out of them because you have no other constructive input
Why should I support someone committing an illegal act, in a publi place. It doesn't just affect that one person you know - unless the cinema is empty and closes immediately afterwards.
We all have a responsibility towards your fellow man you know.
Sometimes criticism is contructive.
as far as bjs in the car go, its all for a bit of fun
Maybe for you. But then your viewpoint takes a selfish approach. When you are doing this, whilst driving, you cannot have total concentration on the road. Accidents are caused that way.
isnt it pretty common knowledge that the back row in cinemas is where everyone goes that likes being intimate like that in public?
Just like bikesheds and haystacks eh?
Too much bad porn isn't good for a sex life ;)
no, it doesnt bother me what they do - and if i did have to sit there i would only care because of the possibility of jizz on the seat, not because it was illegal
You don't think the two are linked?
Cuddilicious
23-06-2005, 07:15 PM
Thanks for your posts :) I think a few people on here should chill out a bit and stop taking things too seriously...maybe a blowjob in the cinema might help ;)
:lol: That made me laugh out loud. Fair Point to ya hun. hehe
Love your work.
Guys lighten up, stop getting so bitter, just cause your years are running you down.
Man Of Kent
23-06-2005, 08:07 PM
didn't your mother say if u haven't got anything nice to say don't say anything at all?!
Yep. She also said that I shouldn't lie.
Jeez, are you worried that I might have hurt someone's feelings?
Guys lighten up, stop getting so bitter, just cause your years are running you down.
:lol:
We're bitter? What because we aren't sycophantically ass kissing people who break the law?
As for my years, I have a feeling that having a pregnant wife (my third) would suggest that I have an active sex life thanks. Just because I don't believe that other people should be exposed to it doesn't mean that I can't get it up.
FFS anyone would think that when you hit 20, it's the end of your sex life. What you don't seem to realise is that it gets better because we actually know what we're doing...
Cuddilicious
23-06-2005, 08:13 PM
We're bitter? What because we aren't sycophantically ass kissing people who break the law?
Bitter/touchy, take your pick?!
Many 'decent' people have done the exposed sex life in public at one point in their lives, doesn't make them bad people. Pointing out the obivious that it is illegal, is not going to make a difference to what they decide to do. They just see it as a bit of harmless off, end off. *shrugs*
As for my years, I have a feeling that having a pregnant wife (my third) would suggest that I have an active sex life thanks. Just because I don't believe that other people should be exposed to it doesn't mean that I can't get it up.
Touchy once again, when I mention your years, then you try to justify yourself that you have a grand sex life. Well done. What ya want? A medal? :p
FFS anyone would think that when you hit 20, it's the end of your sex life. What you don't seem to realise is that it gets better because we actually know what we're doing...
Nice one, cause I'm 20 and was worried there a little. hehe
Man Of Kent
23-06-2005, 08:17 PM
Many 'decent' people have done the exposed sex life in public at one point in their lives
In the same room as 100 other people?
It's one thing to have sex in a deserted public area, another to have sex in public.
when I mention your years, then you try to justify yourself that you have a grand sex life. Well done. What ya want? A medal? :p
No, but I could do with a back support and some viagra...
Nice one, cause I'm 20 and was worried there a little. hehe
Of course, you're boobs are going to sag, as is your arse and you are going to be incontinent...
Cuddilicious
23-06-2005, 08:20 PM
In the same room as 100 other people?
It's one thing to have sex in a deserted public area, another to have sex in public.
Each to their own. Ya only live once. Don't be soo prudy. hehe
No, but I could do with a back support and some viagra...
Fair play to ya for admitting that. Brave Lad. hehe
Of course, you're boobs are going to sag, as is your arse and you are going to be incontinent...
That had me laughing out loud. hehe Yet hurt! :( hehe
blonde__batman
23-06-2005, 11:09 PM
You've been here long enough to know that's not true.
how can you say its not true? just because it hasnt happened yet, doesnt mean it wont happen!
if people keep making it an unwelcoming place for newbies, no one will join. and what will happen when old members fall out and leave? 5 people will be left here on their own, and they will end up running out of things to talk about, and then no one will be left
lipsy
24-06-2005, 12:58 AM
there have always been threads like this in the sex forum - 'where have you done it, what's your favourite position, embarrassing stories' etc. as well as asking advice people also like to share experiences.
i know when i was younger i used to answer those threads myself but now im older and more experienced i don't feel the need to comment or let anyone know what i get up to.
it doesnt do any harm. when you're inexperienced its natural to be curious and see what everyone else gets up to.
girl with sharp teeth
24-06-2005, 10:44 AM
I have a feeling that having a pregnant wife (my third) would suggest that I have an active sex life thanks. Do you know, I could have sworn that that said you have three wives on the go at once. My poor brain :(
scoobzgirl
24-06-2005, 11:05 AM
:lol: That made me laugh out loud. Fair Point to ya hun. hehe
Love your work.
Guys lighten up, stop getting so bitter, just cause your years are running you down.
Thank you :) The feeling is mutual :)
Some of the guys on here seriously need to lighten up. Me and my bf are going to see Batman tonight...all their po-faced behaviour has just encouraged me to give another blowjob tonight :naughty: You only live once... :yippe:
girl with sharp teeth
24-06-2005, 11:07 AM
Thank you :) The feeling is mutual :)
Some of the guys on here seriously need to lighten up. Me and my bf are going to see Batman tonight...all their po-faced behaviour has just encouraged me to give another blowjob tonight :naughty: You only live once... :yippe: DOn't worry pet, you'll grow up and look back realising that you acted like a selfish, stupid little girl :)
scoobzgirl
24-06-2005, 11:13 AM
ok, im up for newbie flaming as much as anyone else but this seems a bit unfair.
if i or any other long standing member, had posted this thread it would have been recieved differently. and im sure people would have replied with their tips and stories without all the nastiness.
i just think it is unfair that every single newbie gets flamed, if it carries on like this there will be no new people left, and without new people this site will go stale!
Thank you for your post. I'm surprised at some of the responses I've had - some of these people should get out more methinks. By having a "radical" quote on their profile, some members seem to think that their sanctimonious, patronising nature towards women will go un-noticed. They strike me as rather tedious people. Oh well.
scoobzgirl
24-06-2005, 11:16 AM
DOn't worry pet, you'll grow up and look back realising that you acted like a selfish, stupid little girl :)
Fair comment...I may be selfish sometimes, but I'd like to think I'm not stupid.
(I thought only grannies said "pet" these days).
girl with sharp teeth
24-06-2005, 11:26 AM
Fair comment...I may be selfish sometimes, but I'd like to think I'm not stupid.
(I thought only grannies said "pet" these days). I'm definitely not a granny. I'd like to think you're not stupid either, which is why I'm hoping that you'll look at the reactions you've provoked here a little more objectively and see if you can see where the people who made them are coming from.
I think it's a little reckless on your part to start branding all those who commented unfavourably as being patronising and sanctimonious towards women. No one has brought the role/status/behaviour of women into this. It was purely a reaction to your behaviour.
ClaireBear
24-06-2005, 11:29 AM
OK, OK, enough already. You're all out of line, maybe it's the heat or something but please, could you get back on topic before I have to shut the thread down?
On a more constructive note - some of you have mentioned the legal aspect so it might be worth reading our info about sex in public places (http://www.thesite.org/homelawandmoney/law/yourrights/sexinpublic) - could be useful.
CB
scoobzgirl
24-06-2005, 11:41 AM
...er...so has anybody given a handjob in a cinema then? :blush:
Kermit
24-06-2005, 03:20 PM
By having a "radical" quote on their profile, some members seem to think that their sanctimonious, patronising nature towards women will go un-noticed.
Yep.
I hate women I do. They should all get in the kitchen and bake me some pie. And then give me a blowjob, just not in a public place.
Anyway.
Handjobs in public places are also illegal:)
scoobzgirl
24-06-2005, 03:27 PM
Yep.
I hate women I do. They should all get in the kitchen and bake me some pie. And then give me a blowjob, just not in a public place.
Anyway.
Handjobs in public places are also illegal:)
Touche! ;)
sweet_gal
24-06-2005, 03:37 PM
i have one question.. if you give your man a bj in the cinema do you spit or swallow and if you spit dont you feel bad?
(i've never given a bj..i just dont feel right)
my name
24-06-2005, 03:40 PM
I hope your boyfriend doesn't pay for the movie date. Ends up being $25 for a bj and you don't even get to see the movie, I'd rather see somebody buy a whore
Docter Lurve
24-06-2005, 04:07 PM
I hope your boyfriend doesn't pay for the movie date. Ends up being $25 for a bj and you don't even get to see the movie, I'd rather see somebody buy a whore
Good point but bad idea-
A j surely doesnt take the whole film, normaly just tossed of during it
Nearly had sex few times in cinema will soon just something I want to try, some of you people seem so boring about iT!!!
kathryn
24-06-2005, 04:35 PM
Good point but bad idea-
A j surely doesnt take the whole film, normaly just tossed of during it
Nearly had sex few times in cinema will soon just something I want to try, some of you people seem so boring about iT!!!
Erm, whilst I have done certain things in the cinema, I would just like to point out that you better not be doing this in a film thats not an 18, if there are any children in the screen with you they could be really be disturbed.
Also, I'd get pissed off if someone was sat right behind me doing this or making loads of noise, you do have to be considerate as people will have paid to watch the film, not you having sex!
scoobzgirl
24-06-2005, 04:36 PM
i have one question.. if you give your man a bj in the cinema do you spit or swallow and if you spit dont you feel bad?
(i've never given a bj..i just dont feel right)
I swallow :)
god, this board just gets classier and classier.
blow job in a cinema? why would you want to? have you seen the state of the floor in those places?
go_away
24-06-2005, 05:00 PM
have you seen the state of the floor in those places?
The tell-tell sign will be stale popcorn stuck on the knees of whoever is blowing :yes:
Deep Fathom
24-06-2005, 05:02 PM
lol, poor cleaners.. :thumb:
I hope your boyfriend doesn't pay for the movie date. Ends up being $25 for a bj and you don't even get to see the movie, I'd rather see somebody buy a whore
Good point well made, nice to see you back here ;)
is that why my feet always stick to the floor when i go to the cinema...
Deep Fathom
24-06-2005, 05:30 PM
:chin: mayb.. mayb not :D
Kermit
24-06-2005, 07:12 PM
some of you people seem so boring about iT!!!
I know. How boring I must be, saying that having sex in a cinema is vile and disgusting. If you're going to ruin the film for everyone else, you should at least offer them the chance to join in.
It is disgusting. I want to watch the film, not listen to some scabby scally getting sucked off by his moron of a girlfriend. What's wrong with a bed, or the back of a Fiesta?
It is disgusting. I want to watch the film, not listen to some scabby scally getting sucked off by his moron of a girlfriend. What's wrong with a bed, or the back of a Fiesta?
Exactly. It's like the idiots who seem to go to a cinema to hold their entire week's worth of inane gossip. Except those people don't leave cum everywhere.
sexpod
24-06-2005, 10:48 PM
I think it would be fun cause it would be risque, my friend bloated a long time ago about how he got it and everyone one else at the theatres were losers. However, the town this happened in was relitavely small so it wasnt to hard to give a bj.
Sammus
25-06-2005, 10:31 AM
haha :lol: this has turned into a pretty funny thread. and to the two that are doing all the whinging (ie MoK and kermit), well, im sure you couldnt give 2 knobs of sheep shit what i do or think but ive decided that your points of view are pretty worthwhile in the whole debate, just dont get so touchy :razz:
and um i reckon its pretty vile if your load gets spat or you just jerk off onto the seat in front of you, id expect it to get swallowed...
and doing it in a crowded cinema is just dirty too, the regular back row people im talking about (regarding what i thought was common knowledge) do it in the shitty old flicks with like 3 people in the cinema...
oh and about bjs while driving, im aware of the decrease in concentration, and i wouldnt do it on a busy main road, or like, racing through a school zone or anything..err not that id be racing past schools anyway thats quite irresponsible, but yeah cruising slowly around backstreets maybe, just for the experience - as i said, its just for the fun of it...
haha :lol: this has turned into a pretty funny thread. and to the two that are doing all the whinging (ie MoK and kermit), well, im sure you couldnt give 2 knobs of sheep shit what i do or think but ive decided that your points of view are pretty worthwhile in the whole debate, just dont get so touchy :razz:
It's funny how everyone disagreeing with kermit and Mok have no argument though other than to say "don't get so touchy".
They aren't being touchy, this is their normal tone, they are not wound up, they are not over-sensitive, po-faced or boring, they simply disagree with you.
Really some of you guys and girls here need to learn how to argue properly.
why does every topic have to be an argument?
People disagree.
nicebutdim23
25-06-2005, 12:05 PM
i can see why it would be exciting as a one off during a crap film, i don't see why scoobz wants to do it during every single film...i think it would get boring, which is the exact oposite of the point of it.
yeah anyway, i wouldn't do it, i don't think it's very nice for other people and i don't think my man would be too pleased with me when he's paid £12 to watch a film. we tend to only go when it's something that we really want to see.
Cuddilicious
25-06-2005, 01:14 PM
It's funny how everyone disagreeing with kermit and Mok have no argument though other than to say "don't get so touchy".
Because people already know it is illegal. If they are soo keen in telling people when they are breaking the law, hop over to the drugs forum.
Sammus
25-06-2005, 01:39 PM
It's funny how everyone disagreeing with kermit and Mok have no argument though other than to say "don't get so touchy".
What the? :confused: did you read any other posts? if your going to quote things, well I'm the only person who said "don't get so touchy" and it wasnt even part of an argument. But considering messages containg words to that effect, well there were only a couple of them, and only one of them part of an argument, being from Cruel2BKind, and her arguments make a lot more sense than any of yours, moks or kermits.
edit: double checking on that, hers wasn't even part of an argument either, so noones used that as an "argument" yet...
Really some of you guys and girls here need to learn how to argue properly. :lol: practice what you preach, thats all i can say
My bf loves getting bjs and I always seem to end up giving him one when we go to the cinema - its really tricky tho! The armrest gets in the way and i have to strain my neck to lean over :( I also have pretty big boobs which also get in the way - agh! Girls, have you had any similar probs or funny stories? :)
hop in your bat mobile and flap away my dear
Man Of Kent
25-06-2005, 06:05 PM
It's funny how everyone disagreeing with kermit and Mok have no argument though other than to say "don't get so touchy".
Indeed. It's not being touchy to remind people that they are breaking the law. Sometimes it is easy to forget that the thing that you enjoy, could actually get you into serious trouble.
Still if you want your name plastered all over the local press because you gave your boyf a blow-job in the cinema, and you are up before the magistrates for gross indecency, then fine. I'm sure you parents and grandparents will be proud.
The brief moment of pleasure can have consequences you know.
It's also not touchy to remind people that they have a responsibility to everyone else that they sahre the world with. It's called respect.
You want to be respected, then you have to also show respect.
It doesn't matter in the cinemas is full or empty, if the film is hit or a blockbutser. There will still be others there at the time and afterwards. You should think of them too and not be selfish.
It's not like there aren't other places where you could do this...
this is their normal tone, they are not wound up, they are not over-sensitive, po-faced or boring, they simply disagree with you.
That too. You sshould see someone of the arguments in politics ;) This is tame.
Man Of Kent
25-06-2005, 06:06 PM
Because people already know it is illegal. If they are soo keen in telling people when they are breaking the law, hop over to the drugs forum.
Been there, done that.
Kermit
25-06-2005, 08:10 PM
her arguments make a lot more sense than any of yours, moks or kermits.
Which part of "having sex in such a public place filled with other people is illegal, obscene, disgusting and selfish" is difficult to understand for you?
If you were having a blow job in some field at 10pm then I wouldn't care, nobody is likely to see you, you aren't spoiling things for anyone else and you aren't imposing on anybody else. Sex in interesting places is not wrong, I've done it enough, but there are some places where it is immoral. On the back seat of a bus is the same.
All I can say is that if I saw you giving head in a cinema whilst I was trying to watch a film I'd get you thrown out. Why should I have to sit there and listen to it? People don't want to see or hear it. People don't always have a choice where they sit, when I saw batman every seat was filled.
when I saw batman every seat was filled.
yeh kermit, seats should be filled and not mouths
Sammus
26-06-2005, 04:13 AM
Which part of "having sex in such a public place filled with other people is illegal, obscene, disgusting and selfish" is difficult to understand for you?
If you were having a blow job in some field at 10pm then I wouldn't care, nobody is likely to see you, you aren't spoiling things for anyone else and you aren't imposing on anybody else. Sex in interesting places is not wrong, I've done it enough, but there are some places where it is immoral. On the back seat of a bus is the same.
All I can say is that if I saw you giving head in a cinema whilst I was trying to watch a film I'd get you thrown out. Why should I have to sit there and listen to it? People don't want to see or hear it. People don't always have a choice where they sit, when I saw batman every seat was filled.
i totally agree with you on that one. In case you didnt notice I've already stated that i reckon its pretty wrong in crowded places....would you care that much if it was a blow job in some movie theatre with noone else in it? cuz i dont want some dude getting a gobby next to me while im trying to enjoy batman, but i couldnt give a rats ass if they want to do it when the theatres basically empty and theyre 10 rows away from anyone where i cant hear or see them....
What the? :confused: did you read any other posts?
Yes. Though apparently you haven't.
if your going to quote things, well I'm the only person who said "don't get so touchy" and it wasnt even part of an argument.
Oh really?
Would you like to take a look at some of the quotes here from folk attempting to argue against Mok / Kermit?
jesus, lighten up!
Guys lighten up, stop getting so bitter, just cause your years are running you down.
Bitter/touchy, take your pick?!
Some of the guys on here seriously need to lighten up.
some of these people should get out more methinks
Cuddilicious
26-06-2005, 07:27 PM
Would you like to take a look at some of the quotes here from folk attempting to argue against Mok / Kermit?
There's no argument, that is why Mist. People are aware it is illegal which Kermit and MOK have kindly pointed out over and over again in their posts. No one is denying it.
People just share a different point of view in this sexual act. Some people think it's immoral, others think it's just a bit of harmless fun. There's no need to get worked up about.
:heart:
Franki
26-06-2005, 07:44 PM
Back to thread topic:
One of my old friends had an argument with her boyfriend in the cinema once. There was their group (about 6ish) as well as 3 other people in there. As an apology, she went down to the front seats with him and gave him head. She had to swallow, apparently, as there were no cups.
All the people she was with knew. I found it quite disgusting.
There's no need to get worked up about.
:heart:
Err, yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying though. Noone is worked up about it, but for some reason because people disagree with the idea, everyone who agrees with it is telling folk not to get so worked up, or words to that effect.
Oh well.
Cuddilicious
26-06-2005, 08:42 PM
Err, yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying though. Noone is worked up about it, but for some reason because people disagree with the idea, everyone who agrees with it is telling folk not to get so worked up, or words to that effect.
Oh well.
Simply cause they don't mean any offence over the thread. Just like when people like to speak freely about drugs in the other part of this forum without people jumping down their neck about it being illegal.
Simply cause they don't mean any offence over the thread. Just like when people like to speak freely about drugs in the other part of this forum without people jumping down their neck about it being illegal.
Noone did jump down anyone's neck. This thread got the same reaction as any of the other threads in sex along a similar vein, to be honest.
Cuddilicious
26-06-2005, 08:48 PM
Noone did jump down anyone's neck. This thread got the same reaction as any of the other threads in sex along a similar vein, to be honest.
Well overly keen should I say to point out that it is infact illegal.
Sammus
27-06-2005, 10:13 AM
mist do you even know what a quote is? the text you put in quotation marks, that is, the "text in these double apostrophe things" is called a quote, it means someone said those words exactly. i was only person to post "don't get so touchy".
Also, if you bothered to finish reading my last post before you decided you were right in the matter and posted your retort, you would have noticed i followed up with comments regarding "words to that effect" (as in a statement with a similar intentional meaning as "don't get so touchy") - many of which youve listed in your reply to said message, and all of which were not part of an argument in any way shape or form.
And what do you mean noone jumped down anyones neck about it? the whole reason this whole annoying "disagreement" (which by the way isnt much different to an argument, just because its not overly hostile) was started, was because of my comments (sorry people..) regarding kermits original post, the one in big red letters, which had no constructive purpose whatsoever, except maybe to make the girl who started the thread feel a little more uneasy about being able to come on these boards asking what I, and most other people seem to think are decent questions...
spanner
27-06-2005, 10:37 AM
*sigh*
did none of you bother to read CB's post TWO pages ago?
This thread is going round and round in circles and quite frankly you're ALL repeating yourselves and getting rather boring.
OK, we've established some people enjoy BJs in cinemas, we've established that it's illegal. Let's leave it at that, shall we?
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