Cum on body - who should clean up...

[made in england]

I will cum on my girlfriends boobs next week, she does not know about this, and she did say she likes surprises!!! :hyper:

After I have shot my cream I intend to smear it all over her chest with my penis. :D

My question is this: Who should clear up the cream? Her or me? Since a man must polish is tackle after sex to keep it clean n' gleam, I suggest she cleans the mess herself... :yes:

[Blah]

how pleasant :yuck:

its your mess so why dont you lick it up :thumb:

[Spliffie]

I will cum on my girlfriends boobs next week, she does not know about this, and she did say she likes surprises!!! :hyper:

After I have shot my cream I intend to smear it all over her chest with my penis. :D

My question is this: Who should clear up the cream? Her or me? Since a man must polish is tackle after sex to keep it clean n' gleam, I suggest she cleans the mess herself... :yes:

I'd put money on you sitting at your computer with dick-in-hand going full throttle.

My suggestion, you clean the mess if you still fancy having a girlfriend ;) .

[JellyBabe123]

its your mess so why dont you lick it up :thumb:


Classic!!! Wish i was that quick!!! :yeees:

:wave:

[Rainbow Phoenix]

thanks for sharing that

Ever heard the saying that people who boast about their sexual exploits aren' getting much.........................

[Replicant]

you both should, go get the tissues, mop up, and give her one too.. makes the cleaning up faster :p

although she probably would be more receptive if you asked her first :yes:

[lucifer devil]

i reckon you should kind of maybe ask her before you do that. some girls might find it a little degrading. perhaps just say 'what would you think if i....'.

[Schnap me Baby]

I suggest she cleans the mess herself... :yes:

You sound like a very caring boyfriend

What a charmer, if only you weren't taken :rolleyes:

[Mist]

I will cum on my girlfriends boobs next week, she does not know about this, and she did say she likes surprises!!! :hyper:


You know, I think that the kind of surprises that she might like would be maybe, a romantic meal at a nice restaurant, or a pair of earings. Probably not having you shoot your load over her breasts and then whip it around with your manhood.


After I have shot my cream I intend to smear it all over her chest with my penis. :D

My question is this: Who should clear up the cream? Her or me? Since a man must polish is tackle after sex to keep it clean n' gleam, I suggest she cleans the mess herself... :yes:

I doubt it'll make much difference to be honest.

[cute_chicky]

How about you lick up the mess you make if your gonna do that to her?!

[Kermit]

I will cum on my girlfriends boobs next week, she does not know about this, and she did say she likes surprises!!! :hyper:

After I have shot my cream I intend to smear it all over her chest with my penis. :D

You are just so so charming.

What does she see in you? I don't expect it to last much longer.

[sexpod]

well i kind of messed on my gf and she tends to clean it up w/o a problem. I actually find it sexy when she cleans up.

[satehen]

Hmm what a gent.

[malteser monkay]

I suggest you wipe it off yourself, deflate her and pop her back in the box for the next time you feel like a wank...

[satehen]

I suggest you wipe it off yourself, deflate her and pop her back in the box for the next time you feel like a wank...

:lol:

[Kermit]

*grin* And if Mr Cream-Shooter there misses the, er, target and hits her eye instead, she may not see very much at all for the rest of the evening.

"Surprise" her with some cumshot porn and see how she reacts to that, first. Let alone worrying about the niceties of who reaches for the Kleenex first, eh?

:D

Your first post back, and it's this.

I might've guessed :razz:

[junker]

I will cum on my girlfriends boobs next week, she does not know about this, and she did say she likes surprises!!!

After I have shot my cream I intend to smear it all over her chest with my penis.

Uhhh... That sounds like every hardcore porn I've ever witnessed.


I'd put money on you sitting at your computer with dick-in-hand going full throttle.

:wave:

[ShyBoy]

This has got to be thread / post of the week! :lol:

[nicebutdim23]

mist's answer was the best. i can't see this guy having a GF for much longer, especially if she was subtly telling him to be more romantic towards her.....

[made in england]

I originally got the idea from a 70's porn film I had watched during scout camp in my pre-teen days. I have good memory!!!

Creaming on a girls skin has benefits. Namely that if you leave the cream on the body for around 5+ minutes, it will seep into the pour's and soften the skin....

In addition I believe EVERY girl is dirty ;) . And what a better way to feel dirty by being soaked in fresh, warm love gunk.

[nicebutdim23]

im guessing we have a troll on the boards. either that or an ignorant prick.

[lorriemo11]

what would you use to clean it up with??? Like just tissues or what?

What would you do after you have cum on her?

[Teagan]

I originally got the idea from a 70's porn film I had watched during scout camp in my pre-teen days. I have good memory!!!

Creaming on a girls skin has benefits. Namely that if you leave the cream on the body for around 5+ minutes, it will seep into the pour's and soften the skin....

In addition I believe EVERY girl is dirty ;) . And what a better way to feel dirty by being soaked in fresh, warm love gunk.

Rich Kid is back?????

[Life of Kate]

fresh, warm love gunk.

:lol:

Ah, this thread has given me my laugh of the day, thanks! :thumb:

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Namely that if you leave the cream on the body for around 5+ minutes, it will seep into the pour's and soften the skin....



Of course it will.

I say you save your load for a wad of tissue and spare your girlfriend the pleasure.

[scoobzgirl]

me usually, especially if he's cum on my face (he likes that a lot)- it's not a big deal to me..

[CrazyKitten]

personally, I don't mind my bf cumming on my boobs, but that's just me, and your girl may feel differently.
Anyways, the point I'm trying to make here, run it by your girl before you do this. She may not like it and could easily dump you for it because she felt violated and degraded by you doing that. Sex is one area where surprises are not usually apprechiated. Romantically however... well there's always flowers, chocolates, candle-lit dinners, and a nice trip to the spa, or a weekend vacation somewhere nice.

[otter]

I will cum on my girlfriends boobs next week, she does not know about this, and she did say she likes surprises!!! :hyper:

After I have shot my cream I intend to smear it all over her chest with my penis. :D

My question is this: Who should clear up the cream? Her or me? Since a man must polish is tackle after sex to keep it clean n' gleam, I suggest she cleans the mess herself... :yes:

:yuck: why the fuck did you want to share that???
i take it as you have never cum on your gf before?! ....... or ever had sex before?! i think you should clean up your own fucking mess!

[miss.jo]

Would you like it if your girlfriend surprised you by doing a massive dump on your chest, then rubbed it in with her butt and left you to clean it up?!
Actually, you should very sexist assuming the girl has to clean up a guys mess!

[Lickalotapuss]

I'd ask her if she minds first, my gf absolutely loves it, she finds it a proper turn on. Not all lasses will though so I'd run it by her first.

Don't think its fair to compare being jizzed on and being shit on either.

[andy101]

let the bitch clean it up :naughty:

[mia16]

let the bitch clean it up :naughty:
n i bet u dont have a gf lol

i dotn mind my bf coming on my boobs and i do normally clean it up, but i agree that you really should ask her if she minds first, rather than just doing it, else you might end up getting a punch and then getting dumped.

[go_away]

n i bet u dont have a gf lol

Well, he's spending lots of time asking the women of this site about anal sex and sexual fantasies, so it's anyones guess ;)

[Sparklie]

If I were you I'd ask her first...this may come as a surprise to you but this may not be the type of suprise that she wants. Infact she may just answer your question for you and rub your face in it if you do it without asking

[x0x_kayz_x0x]

I originally got the idea from a 70's porn film I had watched during scout camp in my pre-teen days. I have good memory!!!

Creaming on a girls skin has benefits. Namely that if you leave the cream on the body for around 5+ minutes, it will seep into the pour's and soften the skin....

In addition I believe EVERY girl is dirty ;) . And what a better way to feel dirty by being soaked in fresh, warm love gunk.



I'm sitting here with a bowl of creamy chicken and mushroom risotto.

Silly me for clicking the link. :yuck:

[andy101]

i'm nymphomanic, my life evolves around sex

[x0x_kayz_x0x]

i'm nymphomanic, my life evolves around sex


I don't think you can be a nympho, being male.

Hmmm I can't remember the word for the male version.

[andy101]

ur really hot - face-pic ( x0x_kayz_x0x )

[Replicant]

ur really hot - face-pic ( x0x_kayz_x0x )

& you're really creepy for a newbie :yes:

this isn't a dating site you know :p

as to the question; the guy should get the tissues & stuff, but they should both do the cleaning - takes less time :)

[andy101]

I don't think you can be a nympho, being male.

Hmmm I can't remember the word for the male version.

ur right nymphomanic is for woman,

found the male version - satyriasis ( dont know how to pronouce that, looks greek to me)

defintion of it is: Satyriasis is excessive, abnormal, or uncontrollable sexual/romantic behavior, desire, and excitement in the male

[Man Of Kent]

i'm nymphomanic, my life evolves around sex

Wanking doesn't count.

[CrazyKitten]

i'm nymphomanic, my life evolves around sex

so go see a shrink already. :banghead:

[PowerBaller]

HAHAHAHA. so funny. i guess its only right it the guy cleans it up