shape

[omite]

Ok guys i am 15 going on 16 in a few months and this one is a question for the girls.

My penis is not the right shape is bends out like a banana to be honest i am not to arsed about it sometimes me and mates will have a bit of a laugh about it because i gave up worrying about it. I have been to see a doctor who simply just said that its normal when it quite clearly isn't as it bends out like you would imagine the shape of a banana to when erect.

I was just wondering as i have done things with girls but nothing involving my penis sadly :( if you were to see a boy like that what would you think. most boys reaction is to laugh with i can understand i would to. it works normalley but it really is at the wrong angle/orientation. hope to hear reply.

[Blah]

which way does it bend? if it bends upwards then its normal as far as i know, if it bends downwards then it could look a little odd

[omite]

it bends sort of straight out hard to explain so the head is pointing halfway towards floor halfly straight forward

[kathryn]

Not being funny but how often do you imagine yourself walking around naked with an erection? By that i mean when you're doing something with a girl she won't be "looking" at it, she'll be doing thigns to it, how it looks isnt really that much of an issue.
As long as its not green with orange spots don't worry too much. Obviously i can't really tell you if its odd or whatever without seeing it...(that was NOT a request for pictures :D ) but everyones different.
I won't say youre young or anything but at 15-16 i ...hope most girls havent seen a huge number of penis's to compare yourse too, i doubt theyll really be that bothered, fact that they could give you an erection will be what they're focusing on :)

[Scarlet]

I remember reading in a friend's magazine back in high school (most likely More or something like that) that 94% of penises swing to one side :chin:

[NothingGoldCanStay]

No penises are perfectly straight

[stargalaxy]

I remember reading in a friend's magazine back in high school (most likely More or something like that) that 94% of penises swing to one side :chin: Well, they have to! Gravity dictates that not even the most solid erect penis could stay up in the air without bending slightly! It's only when it bends loads that you need to worry. If it doesn't affect your performance in the bedroom, or your sex life isn't affected, it's nothing to be concerned of.

[lowther]

No penises are perfectly straight
Take ur bullshit sumwhere else plz :)

[Panthro]

Take ur bullshit sumwhere else plz :)

I read it wrong aswell, I think he meant - No penis is ever straight

[lea_uk]

I read it wrong aswell, I think he meant - No penis is ever straight

That's how I read it.

[Panthro]

That's how I read it.


But if you paused after No, it would read,

No......penises are perfectly straight

[lea_uk]

But if you paused after No, it would read,

No......penises are perfectly straight

Never though of it that way.

[Teagan]

it bends sort of straight out hard to explain so the head is pointing halfway towards floor halfly straight forward

I am not an expert in this but perhaps a bend may be more pleasurable to a woman in a small way? I would guess that an angle might cause different sensations to a straight cock that just slides in and out ... :confused: .... I dunno ...

[omite]

That could be the case but at this stage girls will just want whats normal like what they have been told or read in magazines. maybe they would find it strange and that would be embarrasing cheers for peeps advice to be honest and i am trying not to think about it and just see what happens.

[littlemissy]

But if you paused after No, it would read,

No......penises are perfectly straight

But why would you do that? There was no comma or "..." or anything :p

I shouldn't worry about your penis bending slightly, this is normal.

[omite]

I shouldn't worry about your penis bending slightly this is normal.

Slightly is,... mine just bends outwards and not upwards. :eek2: :nervous:

[SuzyCreamcheese]

But if you paused after No, it would read,

No......penises are perfectly straight
He didnt add that punctuation though. Thats why we HAVE punctuation, because the addition or ommision of it can change the whole context of a sentance.

[Kermit]

:banghead:

Lowther was attempting to be humourous, and failing miserably. Can nobody detect sarcasm anymore?

As to the question, the only penises that are perfectly straight have been engineered by the finest harley Street doctors. They all kink and bend, and it is in fact better like this. A penis with an upward bend can stimulate the g-spot of a woman in the missionary position, for instance.

[SuzyCreamcheese]

it is in fact better like this. A penis with an upward bend can stimulate the g-spot of a woman in the missionary position, for instance.
I know this to be true ;)

[omite]

yes but what about a downward bend ??? :(