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GoodFella
18-03-2005, 12:12 PM
Probs been dun before but im bored doing my coursework.

Carry on the story by adding a line each time. :thumb:


Today i woke up and the first thing i did was .........
piccolo
18-03-2005, 12:15 PM
...take an alka seltzer and try to stop the room spinning....
Second7th
18-03-2005, 12:54 PM
because I wanted to comlpete my coursework instead of sodding around on the internet.
jake0
18-03-2005, 01:51 PM
but then i remembered that i had a small willy
GoodFella
18-03-2005, 01:56 PM
so i went to the shop and bought a ......
Second7th
18-03-2005, 02:12 PM
we'll ingnore this ^^^

and bought a....

penis enlarger for £29.99p, as i walked down the street i bumped into.....

an Ann Summers rep who coulda given me one for £19.99 !
aimz
18-03-2005, 02:18 PM
an Ann Summers rep who coulda given me one for £19.99 ! i tried to convince her to give me a discount on the one i already bought by showing her my tiny penis but she said.....
Second7th
18-03-2005, 02:22 PM
i tried to convince her to give me a discount on the one i already bought by showing her my tiny penis but she said.....

"OMG THAT ISN'T AS SMALL AS SOME IVE SEEN" .. and showed me a picture of ......
film_buff
18-03-2005, 02:23 PM
her boyfriends penis which was as big as...
Second7th
18-03-2005, 02:24 PM
A rocket! "oooh" I gasped, and started thinking about .......
aimz
18-03-2005, 02:27 PM
a wildlife programme i watched last night on elephants and how they....
Jim V
19-03-2005, 01:14 AM
gained the ability to change time and delete off the point posts. Even with this ability they were still taken aback by the arrival of...
MrG
19-03-2005, 01:41 AM
super jim, who ran amok around the place and smited the people who had posted priorly in this thread
Babyshambler
19-03-2005, 01:51 AM
Super Jim only had one ear which was unfortunate as...
MrG
19-03-2005, 02:11 AM
if he had two ears, he would have heard that..............
Teh_Gerbil
19-03-2005, 02:30 AM
there was a riot starting. The riot gained support and moved into...
MrG
19-03-2005, 02:33 AM
non existance when jim banned loadsa peoples asses
Second7th
19-03-2005, 09:42 AM
the end.
Makoto
19-03-2005, 09:56 AM
But it wasn't rerally because he was only pretending. He brought a loaded gun and drank a bottle of Vodka and walked into town, shot loads of people then turned the gun on him self, missed coz he was drunk so he jumped in front of a lorry but not before wasting the Chavs drinking Woodpecker on the corner. The real end because his dead.
Second7th
19-03-2005, 10:04 AM
The end II
(hey, if Michael Winner can do deathwish I, II, III and IV, so can I) :p