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Namaste
13-02-2005, 03:09 AM
hello i am a 13 yr old girl and i red that mastorbashun makes u go blind. it happened coz my m8 sed so that her granmother has gon blind 4 too much mastorbashun in childhood

also i herd that holding hands makes u pregnant

pls help
xosexxykisses14xo
13-02-2005, 04:25 AM
who told you that? you have to have sex and his serm needs to get to your egg that is the only way to get pregnant. and masterbation is completly normal and healthy and you cant go blind from that your grandma was probably just trying to make sure you dont masterbate. lol WOW i sound like my health teacher. anyway trust me i have held hand and masterbated and i can see fine and i am not pregnant
groovechampion
13-02-2005, 04:31 AM
who told you that? you have to have sex and his serm needs to get to your egg that is the only way to get pregnant. and masterbation is completly normal and healthy and you cant go blind from that your grandma was probably just trying to make sure you dont masterbate. lol WOW i sound like my health teacher. anyway trust me i have held hand and masterbated and i can see fine and i am not pregnant
:hyper: :thumb: :D :) ;)
hotblack
13-02-2005, 05:34 AM
hello i am a 13 yr old girl and i red that mastorbashun makes u go blind. it happened coz my m8 sed so that her granmother has gon blind 4 too much mastorbashun in childhood

also i herd that holding hands makes u pregnant

pls help

actually there is a link between masterbation and loss of vision. to fix that you just gotta move away from the screen when you're jacking off to porn.
Butterflykisses
13-02-2005, 10:03 AM
:lol: :lol: Moonrat you legend!
nmrmak
13-02-2005, 12:01 PM
who told you that? you have to have sex and his serm needs to get to your egg that is the only way to get pregnant. and masterbation is completly normal and healthy and you cant go blind from that your grandma was probably just trying to make sure you dont masterbate. lol WOW i sound like my health teacher. anyway trust me i have held hand and masterbated and i can see fine and i am not pregnant

LMAO!!!
I actually fell off my chair laughing, really! :lol: :thumb:
Moonrat, when you hold hands, you can get pregnant, of course. So use a condom on each finger and put your hands in some sort of bags.
We all have that problem, mate.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumb:
littlemissy
13-02-2005, 12:06 PM
:lol:

I shouldn't laugh, but ... classic :D
Butterflykisses
13-02-2005, 12:39 PM
It's also ok if you masturbate standing up; that way gravity stops all the bad stuff flowing up to your eyes and burning the retina.
piccolo
13-02-2005, 12:47 PM
hello i am a 13 yr old girl and i red that mastorbashun makes u go blind. it happened coz my m8 sed so that her granmother has gon blind 4 too much mastorbashun in childhood

also i herd that holding hands makes u pregnant

pls help :lol: I think I love you :flirt:

(Bless the n00bs who took this seriously!)
Indrid Cold
13-02-2005, 02:18 PM
Hehe, I was going to say "For that to work, you should have made a new account" but then I realised the point... :thumb:
Kentish
13-02-2005, 02:41 PM
It's all true. I'm coming over there to chop your hands off before you can do any more damage.
Fiend_85
13-02-2005, 06:23 PM
legend
Teagan
13-02-2005, 06:27 PM
Someone is taking the piss .... have a look at Moonrat's other posts. She's a smart cookie. Someone must have logged on as her .... :)
Amira
13-02-2005, 06:31 PM
Someone is taking the piss .... have a look at Moonrat's other posts. She's a smart cookie. Someone must have logged on as her .... :)
or maybe she's taking the piss ;)
Fenix Blade
13-02-2005, 06:39 PM
actually there is a link between masterbation and loss of vision. to fix that you just gotta move away from the screen when you're jacking off to porn.

And watch where you aim, I heard it burns and it's like acid and your eye just melts.
Halloween
14-02-2005, 12:56 AM
If you masterbate more than 3 times per day, your eyes pop out and you become an 11+ maths tutor.
It happened to my mate's great granny's cousin, so it must be true.
:yeees:
Martin_Bashir
14-02-2005, 07:21 PM
is it noob baiting season already? :yeees:
Martin_Bashir
14-02-2005, 07:51 PM
dude..post...stich up :D
Namaste
16-02-2005, 01:13 AM
Couldn't resist. I got a flashback of the old magazines girls have when they're a teenager and the brilliant problem pages they had. Questions like "I kissed somebody, so does that mean I'm no longer a virgin?" and "does sitting next to a girl on the bus make me a lesbian?".
Indrid Cold
16-02-2005, 01:59 AM
"does sitting next to a girl on the bus make me a lesbian?".
:lol:
Hellfire
16-02-2005, 02:18 AM
Couldn't resist. I got a flashback of the old magazines girls have when they're a teenager and the brilliant problem pages they had. Questions like "I kissed somebody, so does that mean I'm no longer a virgin?" and "does sitting next to a girl on the bus make me a lesbian?".
my god.. how long have i been day :nervous: :p, my god this thread cracks me up
Dr Pirate
16-02-2005, 02:52 AM
Couldn't resist. I got a flashback of the old magazines girls have when they're a teenager and the brilliant problem pages they had. Questions like "I kissed somebody, so does that mean I'm no longer a virgin?" and "does sitting next to a girl on the bus make me a lesbian?".
Classic :thumb:
hotblack
16-02-2005, 05:14 AM
it's like this cartoon
http://img.penny-arcade.com/2005/20050209l.jpg
Decode
16-02-2005, 09:14 AM
Yeah wanking makes you go blind just as your cumming!
Namaste
16-02-2005, 08:08 PM
it's like this cartoon
http://img.penny-arcade.com/2005/20050209l.jpg
:lol:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

where did you get this???
cherridrop
18-02-2005, 05:43 PM
If you masterbate more than 3 times per day, your eyes pop out and you become an 11+ maths tutor.
It happened to my mate's great granny's cousin, so it must be true.
:yeees:
:lol: :lol: u guys are taking the piss :thumb:
cherridrop
18-02-2005, 05:45 PM
this is the best thread EVER :thumb: :thumb: