Dirty Dreams

[Jinx]

Ok folks this is a wierd one, I dont have dreams with nudity or sex in them, ever.
I dont know how they fucking did it but my parents managed to put a parental lock on my dreams, all I dream about is carebears and rainbows.
Ive never had a wet dream either and frankly now that Im 20 I think I should be allowed something other that PG rated dreams.

[Rainbow Phoenix]

maybe your sex life is so good you don't need to dream - you have the reality

[Jinx]

maybe your sex life is so good you don't need to dream - you have the reality
Trust me its not.
Nice try what else ya got?

[Rainbow Phoenix]

hmmm

maybe your so used to having fluffy cute dreams your body is programmed into giving you those sort of dreams. It could be worse reading erotica just before bed or fantasising as you go to sleep to try and reprogramme it

[Jinx]

Tried that, well not reading the erotica thing.
Maybe that would work.

[Rainbow Phoenix]

if its not too personal a question

do you feel kind of resticted sexually in real life like ceratin things are dirty or unclean. I used to have a similar problrem

[Jinx]

No not really Im fully comfortable talking about sex and Im not the son of a catholic priest either, so I dont see it as something dirty.

[Rainbow Phoenix]

with me I used to feel uncomfy and unclean about sex so I never dreamt about it or fantasised so wondered if it was something similar.

Try the erotica :naughty:

[Jinx]

with me I used to feel uncomfy and unclean about sex so I never dreamt about it or fantasised so wondered if it was something similar.

Try the erotica :naughty:
Now buying erotica is something I would feel alittle wierd about, I cant even bring myself to buy FHM, especially if theres an old women at the counter or an attractive young women; which happens more often then you might think.

[Rainbow Phoenix]

you can get some not bad stuff on the net. or order from amazon

[queenmab_roo]

would have put the site up on here but not sure if im allowed to link it directly, so if you want a free site online, pm me.

[Kermit]

The, um, yellow pages are quite good for free pr0n.

But to answer the question: no, it's not weird to not have mucky dreams. Two things:

1. Most dreams that people have they don't remember. The gf says I dream loads, but I never remember any of it. So you might be having filthy dreams and simply not remembering them.

2. If you masturbate regularly then you will be much less likely to have wet dreams. Wet dreams are the body's way of making sure everything is in good working order, but if you're regularly knocking one off the wrist then it doesn't need to do this in your sleep.

[BlackArab]

The, um, yellow pages are quite good for free pr0n.



:eek:

[BlackArab]

would have put the site up on here but not sure if im allowed to link it directly, so if you want a free site online, pm me.

Make sure your firewall/virus check is working

[ginner]

I'm waiting for one with Tink and Lipsy in :p

[Mr_Wobble]

I dont know how they fucking did it but my parents managed to put a parental lock on my dreams, all I dream about is carebears and rainbows.

Nice try what else ya got?

Hmmm. Maybe you only remember the fluffyness of the care bears, when in reality you're dreaming of filthy, pervy, dreams of nylon fur, stuffing, and shagging care bears. :D

I reckon you have them, it's just you're not remembering them.