Death by sex

[Serpent]

Death by sex [ hosted by Dr. Pakistan ]

If loss of breath,
you will die.
Its not joke,
I cant lie.

Choke on penis,
what you say?
If it man,
he must be gay.

A work in progress.

[Silverberg]

The only thing that confused me about that was the bit about Dr. Pakistan...

[Serpent]

Imagine Dr Pakistan saying that.

[Silverberg]

Who's Dr. Pakistan?

[Serpent]

Dr Pakistan is a fictional character that you dont have to know because all you need to imagine is the accent.

[Silverberg]

Does it make a difference if it's read by a man with a Pakistani accent? (And that, coincidently his second name is where he's from?)

[Serpent]

It's written with bad english to emphasize this. The main reason I posted this was I wanted some other input on other ways to die having sex (dont have to be realistic, I mean come on.. loss of breath).

Stabbed by penis etc

[Silverberg]

Mycardial Infarction caused by lack of blood to heart muscles caused by blockage in aortic passage.

Whaddya know? This is fun! :hyper:

[Serpent]

Mycardial Infarction caused by lack of blood to heart muscles caused by blockage in aortic passage.

Whaddya know? This is fun! :hyper:
Aww. That's not a fun one. :no:

[Silverberg]

Sorry, am I ruining your fun? Alright...well...Ok, two people are having sex, and they're shaking the bed, and that shakes the house, and as they live in a treehouse, it collapses and they fall to their doom.

I reckon you could fit that in somwhere.

[Serpent]

Yes.

I could certainly get that into 4 syllables.

[AlmightyBob]

Maybe im just being a tad touchy about this but surely this wanders through the areas of "somewhat racist" before touching slightly on "boards most stupidest post" grounds ...

Peace

[groovechampion]

Its not racist. Its a joke for goodness sake.

[Serpent]

Death by sex [ hosted by Dr. Pakistan ]

If loss of breath,
you will die.
Its not joke,
I cant lie.
It not hard,
you will see.
when you are on ground
and cannot breath.

Have heart attack?
Its so bad...
But only happen
to your dad.
if you dont have children
you cant have like heart attack
woops its not rhyme

Use the condom,
and not the weed.
Otherwise you will
get es tee deed.
If you get then
you will die.
It's like the american
and I dont know why
its like the american but its like the american alot.

Anal sex is in the song
because its so shit if you do like wrong
you cut off all the circulation
and then it result in bad inflation.
If you do like that you must wear mask
coz inflation will explode her ass.
Wait you say, you didnt died?
Yes you did, its suicide.

Stab by cock,
or with the sack.
I know its hurt but
you must fight back.
But if its hurt so much,
you have to stop.
Otherwise you will
explode the cock.
Choke on penis,
what you say?
Hm I think the last way.
If it woman its normal day.
But if it man,
he must be gay.

[MrG]

Its not racist. Its a joke for goodness sake.
doesnt matter if its a joke or not its still racist

[Serpent]

Oh now I see why its racist.

Well. The funny part isnt the accent. Therefore I'm not making fun of them.