Worst Films

[film_buff]

Easy enough question, what are the worst three films you've ever seen. Mine would have to be:

1. Bad Boys 2
2. Scary movie 2
3. Blade Trinity

[lucifer devil]

Aviator
Mona Lisa Smile
The Mask

[Rocks]

The Evil That Lies Beneath Loch Ness
The Last Patrol
some Steven Segal one I can't remember the name of

[chaos_insomniac]

Alexander (but Colin Farrell is soooo fine!)
Titanic
The Hunted

[Miffy]

Spontaneous Combustion
Dreamcatcher
Who's That Girl

[Kermit]

Highlander 2.
Highlander 2.
Mission Impossible.

And yes, Highlander 2 is so bad it should be listed twice.

[Franki]

Braveheart
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
The Shining

[briggi]

Since I've just been subjected to it [this film], surrounded by people who found every single line and scene heartbreaking/hilarious/witty, I feel I should mention the utter shite that is Love Actually. I can't put into words how awful it is (and I know it's not to be taken seriously, it's still crap).

Also...
Moulin Rouge
Dumb and Dumberer (self-explanatory)

[BumbleBee]

Meet Joe Black :shocking:
Saving Private Ryan :yeees:

[Jim V]

Alexander
Titanic
Phantom Menace

[piccolo]

Attack of the Clones (worse than Phantom Menace!)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Dish

[pinkstar]

Meet Joe Black was the worst film I have ever had the misfortune to watch in my entire life. It was dire. Even Brad looking sexy in his suit couldn't save it.

The Village was a more recent one that sticks in my mind as being crap.

Also Shanghai Knight (or something like that) was pants. Generally all films that contain Owen Wilson are a right off mind you.

[MutantSquirrel]

Got toasted and went to see princess diaries 2... and it was still utter crap

other than that most adam sandler films

[Indrid Cold]

Wasn't there a similar thread not too long ago? Anyway

Daredevil
Highlander 2

[Kentish]

One Night At McCool's

[Man Of Kent]

If Madonna's in it, it's crap.
English Patient.
Hannah and Her Sisters... or maybe I was just expecting a different kind of film ;)

[Yerascrote]

all those cheesy low budget investigation films really annoy me, also dumb and dumberer is truly awful

[Jaloux]

Citizen Kane
Next Friday

The first ones that came to mind.

ETA: oh, and I just remembered Charlie's Angels 2. I was vomiting after 6 minutes, then turned it off after 8.

[Roberta Carlos]

:chin: Vampire in Brooklyn...truly the worst film ever made. :yes:

[Bri-namite]

Terminator 3
Any Disney sequel
Anything with The Rock in it

[relentless]

Any Given Sunday
Carrie 2
Leprechaun

[Makoto]

Open Waters. Total waste of about 1:30ish minutes of life. Total and utter wank.

[HunnyPot]

Moulin Rouge
Flashdance
Grease 2

[Joey Potter]

Vertical Limit
Gosford Park
From Dusk Till Dawn - great first half, then it just got weird. Disappointing.

[Namaste]

King Arthur sucked balls

[O_o]

mine would be

bridget jones diary (1st one)
the second matrix film, can't remember what it was called

can only think of 2 at the moment

[Kermit]

Though of some more:

Anything with Vin Diesel in it.
Anything with Adam Sandler in it.
Matrix 2.
Matrix 3.
East is East.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Generally all films that contain Owen Wilson are a right off mind you.

Even the Royal Tenenbaums and Zoolander? :(

[Char_Baby]

The Man who Sued God
Phantom of the Opera
The Village

[edn1]

As much as they made me and my mates literally piss ourselves the following are really bad :


Wrong turn
Dreamcatcher
Ghost ship
Identity
Jeepers creepers 2
Starsky & Hutch


Hm theres far too many..

[girl with sharp teeth]

.

[rachie004]

east is east
guest house paridiso...

most british flims

[Cuddilicious]

A Man Apart - Damn you Vin Diesel for making me watch that!!!
The Evil Dead - I'm still trying to work out why I sat through all that.
Donnie Darko - With the amount of people telling me how good it was I was disappointed with it. It was utter shite.

[Tim the Enchanter]

As much as they made me and my mates literally piss ourselves the following are really bad :


Wrong turn
Dreamcatcher
Ghost ship
Identity
Jeepers creepers 2
Starsky & Hutch


Hm theres far too many..

Pissing yourselves that many times is slightly worrying, I suggest you see your GP immediately.

[ruby_soho]

Starship troopers
Jack Frost i think it's called some film about mutant kiiling snowballs, like wtf?
Godsend. I was unfortunate enough to pay £5.60 to watch this at the cinema.

[Char_Baby]

jack frost the family friendly one was bad enough

[joshmeister]

1. Pokemon - The Movie
2. Harry Potter 1/2/3/4?
3. Birds

[Mist]

The Man who Sued God
Phantom of the Opera


'Tis amazing how different people are. I thought both of those were good movies.

I can't think of my worst films list just now. It would probably comprise a few foreign and low budget affairs, and some US trash.

[Braineater]

National Lampoon's Men in White
Titanic
Star Trek V and IX
Battlefield Earth
Grease
Grease II
Police Academy II through VII
The Postman

[Spliffie]

Starship troopers
Jack Frost i think it's called some film about mutant kiiling snowballs, like wtf?
Godsend. I was unfortunate enough to pay £5.60 to watch this at the cinema.

LOL!

The first Jack Frost film is a classic...its shiteness is its charm. Remember the snowman raping the girl with a carrot? Quality :p .

Jack Frost 2 is perhaps the worst film i have ever seen tho'.

[Spliffie]

Braveheart
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
The Shining

How can you not like Braveheart?! :eek:

Excellent film :yes:.

[CookieMonster]

If you're talking truely awful movies then you've got to include the recent Thunderbirds one ..... :mad:
The best thing about it was the theme tune by Busted ... and that was complete and utter pap .... :crazyeyes

[Yerascrote]

all those films sky plays throughout the morning and afternoon are shite

[eseses]

dirty dancing
ghost

erm cant think of any others at the moment

[Hellfire]

Essex boys - utter shit, saw a bit of it, was not impressed,
Jarassic park three - 2 was bad.. but this took the piss,
the postman - Mail please.. God. Seriously, how shitter storyline do you want

[Renzo]

east is east
guest house paridiso...

most british flims

Guest House Paridiso is great :thumb:

Mind you I am a fan of bottom. :hyper:

[Yerascrote]

Guest House Paridiso is great :thumb:

Mind you I am a fan of bottom. :hyper:

bottom was a classic, i never see it on tv anymore though, as well as rab c nessbit :(

[Hellfire]

the young ones was sooooo much better, Bottom live is funny though, i love it when they cock up :)

And the live video (forgot which one) where they make the time machine is quality