How dodgy are you?

[LabRat]

How dodgy are you?
Did you ever take this test here on the.Site? ( http://www.thesite.org.uk/youthnet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=184&a=2999 )
I took it recently and my results are so miserable… I’ve got only 65 years in prison and a fine of 2,000 pounds! I never was so offended, insulted, embarrassed, discriminated and f*** off in my life! I am on the verge of losing my self esteem, really…:(
The whole test is either a stupid joke or a nasty fraud!! What the hell questions about Sunday fishing or mince pies ( isn’t Fiend_85’s pie philosophy the best philosophy in the World? All of you know it is! :yum: ) may mean? The bastards had to give me at least two thousand years of prison, twenty death penalties and a fine of two billion bucks… :mad:

Your score?
:)

[Iknowyourmum]

What a crock of shit, Im much more dodgy than that they just didnt ask the right questions, I feel insulted Iv only got 25 years or something I should be locked awayy for life me cause Im a geeeeeezer.

[Iknowyourmum]

And this should be in anything goes,

[morrocan roll]

i won't take the test ...i already know how dodgy i am.

[Martin_Bashir]

i won't take the test ...i already know how dodgy i am.

:lol:

but you spared the burglar

[Clandestine]

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Hmm Im sure they can get Thanny to willingly pull the trigger LOL!

[marv]

I only got 20 years inm jail and a 2000 fine!

I must be an angel compared to you lot ;)

[budda]

I'm slightly ashamed to say its 27 years and a £7000 fine.

[Iknowyourmum]

Theres better tests I did a purity test, got an impure mark mostly because of drugs, got a low sex mark, If youve just had straight sex with one person at a time in private, then you get a low mark.

[stargalaxy]

MY RESULTS: "Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect... Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0.

[Iknowyourmum]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
MY RESULTS: "Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect... Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0.

Now that is seriously fucked up, I advise you to go and do something illegal right away.

[wheresmyplacebo]

12 years and £2000


my morman mate got 40years and £15000
he likes shooting animals from his room like rats etc and driving mopeds on his field, whilst under influence of triazipan (his dads a doctor :p)

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
Now that is seriously fucked up, I advise you to go and do something illegal right away. I've never done anything illegal.

[Iknowyourmum]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
I've never done anything illegal.

Well you need a change in your life nows the time to start, try little small steps, at firstperhaps just cross the road when theres no green light, then later on break a few windows in an abandoned house, perhaps even move on to drugs and street crime, not to mention sex.

[morrocan roll]

start slowly ...to get a feel for it.
roll a fag up in a public place but ...don't light it!

[john the hippie]

Woooah, i got 48 years plus a £9, 500 fine. The scoundrals even said that i face the death penalty.

[BeckyBoo]

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

old fruit..........cheeky gits :p




Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £0

[Aladdin]

Years in prison: 108

Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

:D

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by Aladdin
Years in prison: 108

Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

:D

Shit, I best get out of this crowd.......I think im in with the wrong kinda people :p

[Dear Wendy]

Originally posted by BeckyBoo
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

old fruit..........cheeky gits :p




Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £0

Not to be rude, but how could that be?
Just answering yes to the sex questions raised your years in prison by a million years, let alone the fine. And as far as I know you do have a daughter (who is to my knowledge not adopted) :p

And urgh, by now I can't remember my own score :p

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
Not to be rude, but how could that be?
Just answering yes to the sex questions raised your years in prison by a million years, let alone the fine. And as far as I know you do have a daughter (who is to my knowledge not adopted) :p



Pass, I answered all the questions truthfully :lol:

Im gonna re-take it and check again :D

[BlackArab]

51.5/9500 :o

Thankfully I never lived in Minnesota. :o

[Captain Slog]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000

I always thought I was a bit of an "old fruit" inside! Worried by the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia, though. That country's off my holiday destination list!

[Yerascrote]

106.5 years £2000

[BlackArab]

Originally posted by Aladdin
Years in prison: 108

Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

:D

You do realise you are the dodgiest person so far :D

What is it they say? Never buy a car of a bloke from South London

:lol: :p

[Aladdin]

Especially if he's a dago as well. ;)

[Teagan]

"Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!"

I don't understand ... I'm a nice guy really ... honestly ... !

[BlackArab]

Originally posted by Aladdin
Especially if he's a dago as well. ;)

I may consider voting for the UKIP now :lol: ;)

[Iknowyourmum]

Bastards, Im much more dodgy than all yous,

I FUCKING DESERVE THE DEATH PENULTY ME

[Olive]

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

:angel:

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
Well you need a change in your life nows the time to start, try little small steps, at first perhaps just cross the road when theres no green light, then later on break a few windows in an abandoned house, perhaps even move on to drugs and street crime, not to mention sex. No thanks.

[Martin_Bashir]

No thanks

which part, sex, drugs, or vandalism? :D

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
Which part, sex, drugs, or vandalism? :D All of it. I have no intention of having lots of promiscious sex, I have no plans to take huge amount of drugs and I don't wish to vandalise.

[budda]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
All of it. I have no intention of having lots of promiscious sex, I have no plans to take huge amount of drugs and I don't wish to vandalise.

So just a little promiscious sex and a medium amount of drugs then?

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by bongbudda
So just a little promiscious sex and a medium amount of drugs then? No. I don't think my Christianity would allow it.

[Martin_Bashir]

I don't think my Christianity would allow it.

is drug use in itself morally vicious?

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
is drug use in itself morally vicious? Erm... I'll get back to you on that, I need to think...

[budda]

Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
is drug use in itself morally vicious?

It could be caught under the 'worshiping graven images' rule. In that you are putting the drug above your service to God. But that would really only apply in terms of addiction.

[Martin_Bashir]

exactly im talking about recreational use

[budda]

Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
exactly im talking about recreational use

Well one could argue that its not the drugs in of themselves but the funding of a black market which is morally dubious and therefore a Christian wouldnt want to.

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
Erm... I'll get back to you on that, I need to think...

You don't need to think, you need to check scriptures, just so you're getting your ideas from the right place.

Incidentally, what it so far has said to me is to not get drunk, which would suggest taking so much of anything as to loose control. So, you can drink alcohol, but not get drunk.

but if you want to know, you need to get it from the source.

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
Incidentally, what it so far has said to me is to not get drunk, which would suggest taking so much of anything as to loose control. So, you can drink alcohol, but not get drunk. Thanks for letting me know. :)

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
Thanks for letting me know. :)
Dude, don't take it from me, I could be lying. Study the source if you actually give a shit.

[Martin_Bashir]

Well one could argue that its not the drugs in of themselves but the funding of a black market which is morally dubious and therefore a Christian wouldnt want to

therefore growing weed or self production of drugs would scoot round this yes?

Ok i'll rephrase; Is taking a drug in and of itself inherentlly vicious?

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
therefore growing weed or self production of drugs would scoot round this yes?

Ok i'll rephrase; Is taking a drug in and of itself inherentlly vicious?

Moreover, if we're talking in a christian moral sense, is it against God, is it a rejection of God, and does it in itself damage our own bodies, or anything else.

[budda]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
Moreover, if we're talking in a christian moral sense, is it against God, is it a rejection of God, and does it in itself damage our own bodies, or anything else.

I'm not sure if it would have to be a rejection of God.

Some drug use would probably damage the body, though not in an extreme way and would probably be less risky that horse riding which I believe to be considered moral.

I guess it would heavily depend on the drug, how it was used and the user.

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by bongbudda
I'm not sure if it would have to be a rejection of God.

Some drug use would probably damage the body, though not in an extreme way and would probably be less risky that horse riding which I believe to be considered moral.

I guess it would heavily depend on the drug, how it was used and the user.

In the pure and simple sense, every decision made as a christian needs to be decided on what God thinks of it.

[budda]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
In the pure and simple sense, every decision made as a christian needs to be decided on what God thinks of it.

Yes, and because of that I would suggest that personal recreational level of usage would be a personal choice between you and God. Not something that could be proscribed by The Church.

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by bongbudda
Yes, and because of that I would suggest that personal recreational level of usage would be a personal choice between you and God. Not something that could be proscribed by The Church.

nothing should be proscribed (dude, is that the right spelling?) by the church. As I said to Stargalaxy, don't take my word for it, I could be lying, you need to check the source. Everything should come out of the bible.

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
nothing should be proscribed (dude, is that the right spelling?) by the church. As I said to Stargalaxy, don't take my word for it, I could be lying, you need to check the source. Everything should come out of the bible. I will do. As for "proscribed", I believe what you said was "prescribed".

[Iknowyourmum]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
I will do. As for "proscribed", I believe what you said was "prescribed".

Yeah Yeah Yeah,

Just go and do something anything illegal

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by stargalaxy
I will do. As for "proscribed", I believe what you said was "prescribed".

Nope, I meant proscribe.

[budda]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
nothing should be proscribed (dude, is that the right spelling?) by the church. As I said to Stargalaxy, don't take my word for it, I could be lying, you need to check the source. Everything should come out of the bible.

Yes, that is the right spelling, from the word proscribe to mean ban, rule out, forbid etc.

You're right about The Church, but, as with any other organisation its flawed by its very human nature.

[stargalaxy]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
Nope, I meant proscribe. Oops! Makes sense now - since when do I get prescriptions from the church? D'oh!

[Fiend_85]

Originally posted by bongbudda
Yes, that is the right spelling, from the word proscribe to mean ban, rule out, forbid etc.

You're right about The Church, but, as with any other organisation its flawed by its very human nature.

Indeedy, it isn't just true for the church but for anything, as a christian, I should be checking what the bible says, if I say I believe it, I'd better make sure I know what it says.

[BlackArab]

Bongbudda, the problem is there is nothing in the Bible that specifically mentions drugs. I've been wrestling with this one for over a year.

Smoking harms my body, so ciggies bad? How about hash cakes? no smoke so no harm to the body but is it good?

The closest I come to a similair substance is alcohol, a drug which is allowed in moderation.

I still don't know. :confused:

[Fiend_85]

I'd worry about whether hash has a long term health affect, to be fair, if you feel confused, you should probably ask for clarity, most likely you'll get it.

[BlackArab]

Originally posted by Fiend_85
I'd worry about whether hash has a long term health affect, to be fair, if you feel confused, you should probably ask for clarity, most likely you'll get it.

Yes but so can alcohol. Considering some of the crap we put into our bodies i would less afraid of weed and hash which have been around and used for thousands of years than say GM foods or coca-cola.

[Fiend_85]

Indeed, I wouldn't ever take it, but that's because of the reasons behind it. I wouldn't worry about taking it either though. My choices when it comes to drink and drugs were made before I became a christian.

[BlackArab]

Fair enough.

[dolly dagger]

well, there is this

http://www.cannabis.net/articles/jesus-cannabis.html

[dolly dagger]

and this

http://www.cannabis.net/justsayno/

:confused:

[Aladdin]

There have been several newspaper reports over the last few years of the odd monk enjoying taking ecstasy because he brought him closer to God than ever. :D

My girlfriend stumbled across a Jesus Army 'march' through Piccadilly a couple of months ago. Apparently they were playing wicked house music and there were a fair amount of people there who were clearly off their tits.

I don't know if God approves of ecstasy, but it'd appear that a lot of religious folk do

[morrocan roll]

Originally posted by BlackArab
Bongbudda, the problem is there is nothing in the Bible that specifically mentions drugs. I've been wrestling with this one for over a year.

there is a passage somewhere that says your body is a temple and you should not be a slave to anything.
a better one ...god hates those who practice spiritism.
the original word that translates to spiritism is ...pharmacea ...

[budda]

Originally posted by Aladdin
I don't know if God approves of ecstasy, but it'd appear that a lot of religious folk do

Well if you read Shulgins reports of MDMA it sure sounds religious.

[Kentish]

Originally posted by morrocan roll
there is a passage somewhere that says your body is a temple and you should not be a slave to anything.
a better one ...god hates those who practice spiritism.
the original word that translates to spiritism is ...pharmacea ...
There's also a passage in Romans about submitting to authority - which would rule out illegal drugs I guess.

[Martin_Bashir]

Well if you read Shulgins reports of MDMA it sure sounds religious

how easy is PIHKAL to read? :confused:

[budda]

Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
how easy is PIHKAL to read? :confused:

Not to stray from the topic too much.

Its a fantasticly readable book. The first half of the 800 odd pages is the story of how the Shulgins met and fell in love, its written beautifully and includes many of their adventures.

The other half is fairly serious science.

[01j01]

disgraceful. years in prison 15 ( i must be worth more than that)

potential fines £0

i feel cheated.