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jl151080
09-11-2004, 03:12 PM
Has anyone ever taken part in a circle jerk (group masturbation session)?

I've never had the opportunity myself!

Bri-namite
09-11-2004, 03:24 PM
I love milk races, especially when you put money on them :thumb:

aimz
09-11-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Bri-namite
I love milk races, especially when you put money on them :thumb: really? you all sit there and wank? aint that a bit... strange? :confused:

budda
09-11-2004, 03:35 PM
Yes, its deeply wrong, but then thats one of the joy's of public school.

aimz
09-11-2004, 03:45 PM
ha ha i'd happily sit there and watch a group of guys do it, but i cant imagine a group of girls givin it a go...

__debris
09-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Boy 1 = "Hey there, Buck..are we still on for our gang bang with Pam and her five sisters?"
Boy 2 = "Sure thing, Clancy! I'm gonna bring Astroglide, she's so filthy. I'll let you have a go!"
Boy 1 = "Buck, you're so good to me. I can't wait to see you BANG YOUR WANG!"
Boy 2 = "Well, shoot. HAHA! SHOOT! THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO!"

Dear me.

littlemissy
09-11-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by aimz
ha ha i'd happily sit there and watch a group of guys do it, but i cant imagine a group of girls givin it a go...

:eek2:

Really?


Originally posted by __debris
Boy 1 = "Hey there, Buck..are we still on for our gang bang with Pam and her five sisters?"
Boy 2 = "Sure thing, Clancy! I'm gonna bring Astroglide, she's so filthy. I'll let you have a go!"
Boy 1 = "Buck, you're so good to me. I can't wait to see you BANG YOUR WANG!"
Boy 2 = "Well, shoot. HAHA! SHOOT! THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO!"

Fantastic :lol:

aimz
09-11-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by littlemissy
:eek2:

Really?

It'd be a right laugh... not to get involved but just to sit there and see if they look at eachothers bits to get themselves off quicker :p

Bri-namite
09-11-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by aimz
but i cant imagine a group of girls givin it a go...

I can, and I constantly do.

stargalaxy
09-11-2004, 03:56 PM
:yuck: I wouldn't do this, ever! And the mess that would have to be cleaned up afterwards! The floor would end up covered in the stuff!

__debris
09-11-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by aimz
i cant imagine a group of girls givin it a go...

Och, there's a porn clip of it floating about on Limewire somewhere. I've seen it. :)

Wyetry
09-11-2004, 04:30 PM
Er no - being a girl and all - however I agree with Aimz that it would be quite funny to watch.

Some of my friends used to have a game called trains = but that involved couples - but was a similar thing - you had to be the first to get to the station - boys are so strange.

xxxxx

littlemissy
09-11-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by aimz
It'd be a right laugh... not to get involved but just to sit there and see if they look at eachothers bits to get themselves off quicker :p

Maybe as a giggle, I can see that. But not as something that would turn me on I don't think.

Mr_Wobble
09-11-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by aimz
i cant imagine a group of girls givin it a go... I can! :naughty: In fact, I am right now. :chin: :naughty:

I've often wondered if girls liked the idea of watching a load of blokes tossing off. Now you've answered that. :)

I just don't see the appeal of a "circle jerk". Ok, it can be a game, of sorts, but not one I'd like to participate in. many other things I'd like to participate in, but not that.

AlmightyBob
09-11-2004, 08:46 PM
I think the idea of a "circle jerk" should stay in the realms of the public school...personally i cant even imagine the appeal of it...i mean, when i have a "priavte moment" i dont do it to cum really quick....whats the point if your just gonna rush it? lol.

Peace

Blah
09-11-2004, 09:39 PM
do people honestly do that?

:(

Martin_Bashir
09-11-2004, 11:20 PM
Yes, its deeply wrong, but then thats one of the joy's of public school.

:D
:yes:

soggy biscuit anyone? :yuck:

Teagan
10-11-2004, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by jl151080
Has anyone ever taken part in a circle jerk (group masturbation session)?

I've never had the opportunity myself!

Would you do it though? :p


Actually, I heard that at a football club nearby, the older boys made the younger boys do a cicrle jerk as part of some initiation ceremony ... and the boys had to shout "BINGO!" when they came ...

aimz
10-11-2004, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by littlemissy
Maybe as a giggle, I can see that. But not as something that would turn me on I don't think. :yes: totally agree

SuzyCreamcheese
10-11-2004, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
:D
:yes:

soggy biscuit anyone? :yuck:
LOL I was gonna say that.

stargalaxy
10-11-2004, 01:07 PM
Who's going to clean up the stains afterwards?

Zella
10-11-2004, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by stargalaxy
Who's going to clean up the stains afterwards?

Well with soggy biscuit, they all cum on this one biscuit and the last to come has to eat it

stargalaxy
10-11-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Zella
Well with soggy biscuit, they all cum on this one biscuit and the last to come has to eat it. What? That's even worse than I thought! I once saw a guy on telly drink his own sperm, (I think I was watching Tarrant on TV or something) but eating it off a biscuit sounds even worse! :yuck:

Zella
10-11-2004, 01:15 PM
Whats wrong with eating man jam?

stargalaxy
10-11-2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Zella
Whats wrong with eating man jam? Well, cum doesn't exactly have the nicest taste to it. Mine doesn't, at least.

SuzyCreamcheese
10-11-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Zella
Whats wrong with eating man jam?
or gentleman gel.

Martin_Bashir
10-11-2004, 03:21 PM
pineapple juice is supposed to make your come taste nice, not that it would bother me but you always reorder the meal you enjoy is suppose :confused:

Soggy biscuit is a REALLY old wives tale about what Scouts used to get up to on camp.

As a fully fleged member of the Scout Association since 1991 i can honestly and truthfully state i have never seen or heard of this.

Smoking dope, taking E, shagging in tents and drinking :yes:, but mutual masturbation no :D

stargalaxy
10-11-2004, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Martin_Bashir
As a fully fleged member of the Scout Association since 1991 i can honestly and truthfully state i have never seen or heard of this. Smoking dope, taking E, shagging in tents and drinking :yes:, but mutual masturbation, no. The Scouts have certainly changed over the years.

Martin_Bashir
10-11-2004, 03:31 PM
The Scouts have certainly changed over the years.

oh for sure, but no more so than the society which spawned it.

All the behaviour above did happen, but obviously i only put it in their for comedy-shock value.

We do do stuff; climbing, canoeing, hikeing across france and all that.

Anyone who says scouts is bollocks has never been and is a mug for not taking up subsidised activities that would cost a fucking bomb to do on your own; either that or they've been with a bollocks unit and are probably right in their case.

wheresmyplacebo
10-11-2004, 06:12 PM
nothing wrong with ur own manjuice, not too great tasting, but it isnt THAT bad ladies

ive done far too many threads on this ;)


other guys manjuice.... no way :no:

Blackraven
10-11-2004, 09:08 PM
I dont know what the girls complain about all the time, i like it, personally. I just enjoy giving head though.

jl151080
10-11-2004, 09:46 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Teagan
[B]Would you do it though? :p


Yeah, I would do it, but I cannot think how such a situation would present itself!

chaos_insomniac
10-11-2004, 10:30 PM
This reminds me of soggy biscuit. Worst. Game. Ever.

he idea is you get your group of guys in a circle and everyone wanks onto the biscuit. Whoever loses (the last one to cum) eats the biscuit. :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

Hellfire
10-11-2004, 10:40 PM
A kid at my old school is notorious for playing soggy buiscuit with his fellow army cadets buddys, I swear he's more of a navy lad:p

aimz
11-11-2004, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Hellfire
A kid at my old school is notorious for playing soggy buiscuit with his fellow army cadets buddys, I swear he's more of a navy lad:p :eek:

Teagan
11-11-2004, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
other guys manjuice.... no way :no:

What? Not even Brian Molko???? It's not the idea I got from one of your other threads .... :p

Floyd
11-11-2004, 04:43 PM
circle jerks are just nasty! why would you want to jerk off with a bunch of guys ?

malteser monkay
11-11-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Floyd
circle jerks are just nasty! why would you want to jerk off with a bunch of guys ?

Maybe it's a strange cry for help "I can jerk off quick you guys...I've got it down to an artform...I'm so lonely...:( "

Malt Munk xx :D

AndyW
13-11-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Floyd
circle jerks are just nasty! why would you want to jerk off with a bunch of guys ?
Agreed.

ben.s
13-11-2004, 11:25 PM
I've always been puzzled by the various forms of "cum races". I mean, surely the first to come is the one to be ridiculed as it shows a lack of sexual stamina? :confused:

wheresmyplacebo
14-11-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Teagan
What? Not even Brian Molko???? It's not the idea I got from one of your other threads .... :p

im more of a giver than a taker :p

chaos_insomniac
14-11-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by ben.s
I've always been puzzled by the various forms of "cum races". I mean, surely the first to come is the one to be ridiculed as it shows a lack of sexual stamina? :confused:

I don't think it shows anything of sexual stamina. Sexual stamina is how long it you can last, not how long it takes too cum. I'd be annoyed if it took a guy an hour to cum. I'd much rather make him cum 5 times a night :)

Wyetry
15-11-2004, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by ben.s
I've always been puzzled by the various forms of "cum races". I mean, surely the first to come is the one to be ridiculed as it shows a lack of sexual stamina? :confused:

For some reason this strikes me as a strangely british form of recreation.

Makoto
15-11-2004, 03:18 PM
No, it sounds rather gay tbh.

Martin_Bashir
15-11-2004, 03:28 PM
For some reason this strikes me as a strangely british form of recreation.

and where in Britain have you seen this :confused:

Martin_Bashir
15-11-2004, 06:19 PM
In the living room watching the American show Jackass on MTV...

:rolleyes:

ok you can have that one :p

Kath2003
15-11-2004, 10:03 PM
I had a discussion with bloke friends about this and they pointed out a very valid fact about playing the biscuit game: you don't ever wanna be first, because that makes you look a little bit eager :eek2: but then you don't wanna be last cos then you'll have to eat it :lol:

sprocket
16-11-2004, 09:21 AM
TBH, i wouldn't wanna play the biscuit game:eek2:

and a circle jerk also strikes me as being a slightly gay thing to do

AverageJoe87
16-11-2004, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Kath2003
you don't ever wanna be first, because that makes you look a little bit eager :eek2: but then you don't wanna be last cos then you'll have to eat it :lol:

hah, so true.
I can't say that i'm appealed by the idea, in fact, im towards the other end of the scale.

However, how many of you, having consumed vast quantities of alcohol (but not so much that you can't get it up - which is bollocks anyway because i lost my virginity after 3 bottles of wine and SHE never complained, much less me), wouldn't? Not forgetting here that alcohol affects your judgement and sense of nervousness etc etc...

If you're up for a laugh, and you're comfortable with your sexuality, no sneaky peeks, what harm would it do? Just don't, DON'T be last.