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StarMarsbar
04-11-2004, 08:08 PM
i went out for a walk 2day with my dog and this women came up to me and started talking to me she was very nice and as i talekd to her i found myself looking at her breasts then she looked disgusted with me and walked off

was what i did bad?

jake0
04-11-2004, 08:11 PM
Probably the dog.

Try going for a walk next time but without the dog.

Im sure that will help.

Kermit
04-11-2004, 08:38 PM
I shou;dn't laugh at this, but it is quite funny.

Still, it indicates a terrible lack of life to go to the trouble of setting up a piss-take account.

Yerascrote
04-11-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by StarMarsbar
i went out for a walk 2day with my dog and this women came up to me and started talking to me she was very nice and as i talekd to her i found myself looking at her breasts then she looked disgusted with me and walked off

was what i did bad?

wow and you came to us for advice, funniest thing i've read in my life.

aimz
05-11-2004, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by turlough
wow and you came to us for advice, funniest thing i've read in my life. totally agree :lol:

its natural.... deal with it

Wyetry
05-11-2004, 12:37 PM
TBH I think that she probably walked off because you didn't say her breasts were nice - she probably thought you thought they were deformed or something.

Next time how about saying - ohh you have lovely breast I'd love to fondle them - I think that might gain a better response..


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Indrid Cold
05-11-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by StarMarsbar
i went out for a walk 2day with my dog and this women came up to me and started talking to me she was very nice and as i talekd to her i found myself looking at her breasts then she looked disgusted with me and walked off

was what i did bad?
(Supposing it's not a joke thread)
Since most people speak with their heads (and the rest use hands) it's only polite to look there when you're talking to them, unless there's a reason to look elsewhere.
And, please do note that Wyetry's answer WAS a joke. (Are you who I think you are?)

aimz
05-11-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Wyetry
TBH I think that she probably walked off because you didn't say her breasts were nice - she probably thought you thought they were deformed or something.

Next time how about saying - ohh you have lovely breast I'd love to fondle them - I think that might gain a better response..


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx yeah a slap :p

stargalaxy
05-11-2004, 03:38 PM
Traditionally, I tend not to look at women's breasts until I've talked to them a few times. I prefer to look at their bottoms first anyway. What you did isn't disgusting. When I walk the dog, I'm always coming across women. The reason they talk to me is usually to say I've got a cute dog. But you've done nothing wrong.

Makoto
05-11-2004, 03:58 PM
LOL, this guy cracks me up. What a loser.

stargalaxy
05-11-2004, 03:59 PM
It's not the return of Mono***t, is it? God help us all.

Kermit
05-11-2004, 04:45 PM
You really don't get it, do you?

Makoto
05-11-2004, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by stargalaxy
It's not the return of Mono***t, is it? God help us all.

Capacity or Noog tbh.