is this the coolest bikini ever

[SuzyCreamcheese]

I think it is, and im selling it on ebay, so i thought id spam you lot hehe. cool bikini (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58460&item=5315304481&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

now you can all tell me how shit it is, how noones ever gonna buy it, and ive got no taste.

[LadyJade]

That's gorgeous!! :D

[budda]

Hmmm, not my cup of tea at all, I've got the arse but the cup size is clearly too big for me.

[k@tie]

it is the coolest bikini ever! but its miss sixty + they're clothes r all far too small for me.whats the deal with that?!

[LadyJade]

Originally posted by bongbudda
Hmmm, not my cup of tea at all, I've got the arse but the cup size is clearly too big for me.

I'm sure its a lovely arse you have, but a man in that bikini was an image I didn't really need on a Monday morning. :yeees:

[Foxxy_Cymru]

thats REALLY nice, if i was thin enough, i would of bid.

[lucifer devil]

I like it but my boobs would never fit in there. :o

[budda]

Originally posted by LadyJade
I'm sure its a lovely arse you have, but a man in that bikini was an image I didn't really need on a Monday morning. :yeees:

I could pull it off, but I might draw a bit too much attention to myself.

[Kaff]

that is fantastic, but my boobs have not a hope in hell of fitting into those teeny cups :(

[LadyJade]

still too much information.

[budda]

Me or Kaffrin?

[Kaff]

Originally posted by bongbudda
Me or Kaffrin?

fnar. you, obviously. 'pull it off'. i don't know.



;)

[LadyJade]

Originally posted by kaffrin
fnar. you, obviously. 'pull it off'. i don't know.
;)

:yes: it just gets worse......

[budda]

What do you mean it gets worse!

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by kaffrin
that is fantastic, but my boobs have not a hope in hell of fitting into those teeny cups :(

I recently bought a bikini and I had to get the top 4 sizes bigger than the bottom. :o

[LadyJade]

Originally posted by bongbudda
What do you mean it gets worse!

Well, I personally think I would prefer an image in my head of a man in a bikini than a man pulling it off. At least on a Monday.

[Cuddilicious]

It's different :p
Just would probably get paranoid with the eyes on me breasts; they look freaky... hehe

[budda]

I didnt mean 'pulling it off' like that! Thats nasty!

I just meant that I, oh, you've got a dirty mind you'll just twist anything I say.

[Kaff]

Originally posted by lucifer devil
I recently bought a bikini and I had to get the top 4 sizes bigger than the bottom. :o

yes, i am just the same. especially if it's one of those string bikinis. they grossly underestimate the size of the average boob. the checkout person's always all 'do you know the bottoms are an 8 and the top is a 16?' and i think, well if you made your tops a decent chuffing size...... i'm not even that big. i've seen girls the same size as me with much bigger chests. what they do i dread to think....

la senza is good for that though.... you can get sized tops. very handy.

[Crispy]

I'd buy it to put it in a frame on the wall as I think it would make a good bit of art work:)

[LadyJade]

Originally posted by bongbudda
I didnt mean 'pulling it off' like that! Thats nasty!

I just meant that I, oh, you've got a dirty mind you'll just twist anything I say.

It wasn't me, it was Kaffrin!

[Kaff]

Originally posted by LadyJade
It wasn't me, it was Kaffrin!

:eek:

me? how rude!

get out of my house!

[budda]

Originally posted by LadyJade
It wasn't me, it was Kaffrin!

Your supposed to be a Mod, above this type of tittle-tattle, I'm surprised in you I really am.

[LadyJade]

I'm sorry, I should have said -

Kaffrin and I both interpreted your statement in the most obvious way, therefore you, Mr Bong, were being twisted and nasty.

Is that better, can I stay please miss Kaff?

[LadyJade]

Originally posted by bongbudda
Your supposed to be a Mod, above this type of tittle-tattle, I'm surprised in you I really am.

Oh you'll get over it. You are the one making suggestive comments about men in bikinis. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[Kaff]

ok, i'll let you off, but....um.... polish my floor!




(sorry, the rain is making me crazy)

[LadyJade]

OK, would you like me to lick it clean or just mop it the regular way?

[budda]

I didnt mean it that way, I only thought of it after you hinted at it really obviously.

I wasnt making any suggestive comments, she asked my opinion, I gave it, your the one who turned it into something sordid!

[Kaff]

Originally posted by LadyJade
OK, would you like me to lick it clean or just mop it the regular way?

if you could put on the bikini and mop it, that would be great.

[LadyJade]

:lol:

[LadyJade]

Originally posted by bongbudda
I didnt mean it that way, I only thought of it after you hinted at it really obviously.

Well that's your story and for the sake of propriety I think you should stick to it and we should all just drop the subject.

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by kaffrin
yes, i am just the same. especially if it's one of those string bikinis. they grossly underestimate the size of the average boob. the checkout person's always all 'do you know the bottoms are an 8 and the top is a 16?' and i think, well if you made your tops a decent chuffing size...... i'm not even that big. i've seen girls the same size as me with much bigger chests. what they do i dread to think....

la senza is good for that though.... you can get sized tops. very handy.

I originally got the 12 thinking the 14 was tooooo big. Got home tried it on and haha, I looked ridiculous! So went back to exchange it for a 14. Again, it doesn't fit. So I settled with a 16. That'll teach me to not try things on I guess!

[budda]

Originally posted by LadyJade
Well that's your story and for the sake of propriety I think you should stick to it and we should all just drop the subject.

I will do, as long as you realise you started it.

[LadyJade]

Need I remind you that you are only ever 1 click away from total board oblivion?

[budda]

You wouldnt dare!

Would you? Not little old me, who would tell you you've made a mistake on your drugs information pages?

[LadyJade]

Don't push it. No one likes their mistakes to be pointed out in front of everyone.

[budda]

I've learnt my lesson about that, I havent done that lately. Susie wasnt pleased last time.

[LadyJade]

Aww bless, its always better to know than live in ignorance I say.

[budda]

She always took it personally, I only want to make the pages better because I actually care about TheSite.

[LadyJade]

Shhhhh, she might be reading this as we type.... :nervous:

Seriously though, Susie also cares! There are ways and there are ways, you think you would have become more subtle in your old age Bong........

[budda]

Oh, I'm too thick to be subtle!

[SuzyCreamcheese]

bloody thread hijacking. And from a moderator as well!!!
anyway, back to the bikini - come on, place your bids.
Its SUPPOSED to be teeny tiny. the top is adjustable. Unless youve got nipples like dinnerplates then itll be fine.

[LadyJade]

I'm sorry Rainbow, I'm feeling suitably guilty. It is a very lovely bikini!!! :lol: @ dinner plates comment.

[Blah]

thats very dudey :D however i already have a bikini :)

[_guest]

It is, but it might just about fit onto my little finger. Otherwise I would bid for it.

I got a free bikini with a magazine...one size fits all unless you have boobs!

[SuzyCreamcheese]

Originally posted by MoonArcanum
It is, but it might just about fit onto my little finger. Otherwise I would bid for it.

I got a free bikini with a magazine...one size fits all unless you have boobs!
was that the black bikini with the pink inside.
I got that one, but its baggy on my boobs LOL.
i so need a boob job.

[*TiNK*]

I really like it, but i wouldnt get my boobs in lol.

[_guest]

RB - You dont need a boob job, I just need an anti-boob job!

Or maybe I have dinner-plate nipples :nervous:

[piccolo]

That's so stunning, I was tempted until I remembered that this in a bikini would scar you all for life. :(

[~kaz~]

That is soo cool :D if only I had smaller boobs I would bid for it.

[Kaff]

Originally posted by rainbow brite
I got that one, but its baggy on my boobs LOL.
i so need a boob job.

i will share mine with you. yes.

[SuzyCreamcheese]

Originally posted by kaffrin
i will share mine with you. yes.

ooh yes please.
transplant surgery.

[1983]

:(

Size too big for me. Damn my size 12 curvy arse.

[Susie]

I'm always watching, Mwahahahaha - don't take my name in vain cheeky bong :p

*runs back to the beach*

[LadyJade]

Susie!!! hello!!! I told him, but I don't think he believed me.....

[Tweety]

Originally posted by Susie
I'm always watching, Mwahahahaha - don't take my name in vain cheeky bong :p

*runs back to the beach*

Ooo hello, hope you are having fun.

That bikini is fantastic btw if i was still a size 10....

[Tweety]

Originally posted by rainbow brite
bloody thread hijacking. And from a moderator as well!!!
anyway, back to the bikini - come on, place your bids.
Its SUPPOSED to be teeny tiny. the top is adjustable. Unless youve got nipples like dinnerplates then itll be fine.

LMAO

[SuzyCreamcheese]

OMG. Ive got 25 mins left on the auction, and its up to £38.
I only started the bidding at 99p with no reserve. Ive proved my theory again that ones with low starting bids do better! people just go into a bidding frenzy. Other bikinis on there dont seem to have an bids even though theyre nice, but noone wants to start bidding at £15 or whatever.
weird.
Anyway, im happy LOL.