Religion 101

[xicoperez]

TAOISM: Shit happens.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it`s not really shit.

ISLAM: If shit happens, it`s the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.

JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us?

HINDUISM: This shit happened before.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.

HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit.

ATHEISM: No shit.

JEHOVAH`S WITNESS: Knock knock, shit happens.

HEDONISM: There`s nothing like a good shit happening.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit happens in your mind.

AGNOSTICISM: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t.

EXISTENCIALISM: What is shit anyway?

STOICISM: This shit doesn`t bother me.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let`s smoke this shit.

I couldn't sleep...

[lukesh]

Lets all be Atheists then?


Not me!

[lukesh]

Who has religious beliefs in this forum?

[lukesh]

I have always said I was some sort of Christnia but havn't really studied it.


I agree with a lot of what catholics.

I believe we should all love one another, don't harm anyone, all live in peace. Killing someone as use of a voice makes me sick and is wrong.
I don't believe gays should be allowed to marry and I don't agree with gay priests or bishops. Woman should be allowed to be a presit or vicar.
I believe in equal rigths for both sexes, religions and peoples.

I do believe in God and try and follow the 10 commandments. I just don't understand some parts of Christabity, I am still learning.
I have read a small bit fo the Jewish Torah at school as we studied it a bit. I would like to learn about Islam more, it sounds a good thing to learn.

I believe in some sort of after life.

Is this life a test? I can't answer that yet.

[lukesh]

Originally posted by J
The thing I personaly don't like about Islam is the way you have to do things in such a routine, I'd rather remain free, the way I was when I was born you know. Yes yes.
I don't like being locked up in routine that's all, makes me claustrophobic. I agree. We should be able to practise what we want, when we want.

Islam is a very strict religion, submission to God.

[girl with sharp teeth]

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[morrocan roll]

Originally posted by xicoperez
TAOISM: Shit happens.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it`s not really shit.

ISLAM: If shit happens, it`s the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.

JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us?

HINDUISM: This shit happened before.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.

HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit.

ATHEISM: No shit.

JEHOVAH`S WITNESS: Knock knock, shit happens.

HEDONISM: There`s nothing like a good shit happening.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit happens in your mind.

AGNOSTICISM: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t.

EXISTENCIALISM: What is shit anyway?

STOICISM: This shit doesn`t bother me.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let`s smoke this shit.

I couldn't sleep... copied pasted and sent in an email ...thankyou ...you wouldn't believe your timing.

[xicoperez]

Originally posted by morrocan roll
copied pasted and sent in an email ...thankyou ...you wouldn't believe your timing.

;)

[Namaste]

Originally posted by J
Then what would humanity use as an excuse for wars? I was trained to be an atheist at school, the logical scientific mind that we get from writing with our right hand and from science lectures is all we need in life. :yeees:

I think war is more a case of ignorance than religion to be honest.

But the original post is midly amusing :)