i am shit in bed

[living_in_chaos]

hi. um this is kinda embarassing. im not very experienced, but ive gotten with three guys, but each time we've been drunk, and its not been in a rtelationship, so not exactly lots of loving practise etc possible.


basically, the guyz i been with didnt come during sex. at all.

worried.

[BobDaBuilder]

Nothin to worry about, in my opinion. Guy's fail to cum for many reasons, see what happens when u get with a guy when your not drunk.

[lethifold]

Sober up. And also, being drunk hinders performance from both sides.

[Kermit]

Drink inhibits performance; very drunk men frequently cannot achieve orgasm because of the alcohol.

And obviously I don't need to warn you of the dangers of having sex whilst very drunk; it's not something you should be doing if you want to have good sex, safely.

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by living_in_chaos
hi. um this is kinda embarassing. im not very experienced, but ive gotten with three guys, but each time we've been drunk, and its not been in a rtelationship, so not exactly lots of loving practise etc possible.


basically, the guyz i been with didnt come during sex. at all.

worried.

i don't see the problem here, you've said it's happened when you've been drunk. so don't get drunk. also as other people have said, some people may find that their performance is hindered due to being drunk.

[*TiNK*]

Dont drink, and find someone who you can have sex with and practice. :)

[Carpet Monster]

I'm shit in bed too.




Yeah!!

[lethifold]

If you look anything like your avatar, I'm not suprised :crazyeyes

[Carpet Monster]

Originally posted by lethifold
If you look anything like your avatar, I'm not suprised :crazyeyes



I think you're under-estimating the power that Zak Dingle has over the ladies. What's his missus called? Lisa? She is one fine lady.

[Miffy]

Originally posted by Carpet Monster
I think you're under-estimating the power that Zak Dingle has over the ladies. What's his missus called? Lisa? She is one fine lady.

Every time I see her I just remember her being on that Allsorts programme with that box thing and two blokes called Jiffy and Bonzo.

[Mr_Wobble]

It's most likely the alcohol for both of you, affecting your techniques, and their sensations. So both of you are to blame, as it were. Don't have sex while drunk. I know it's more nervewracking to do it sober with someone for the first time, but it's much more memorable, and isn't the embarassing drunken fumble that it can end up being otherwise.

[CheeseOnToast]

I'm great in bed.

Sorry but I had to gloat ;)

[junker]

Women generally can't be too bad in bed. I mean anything with a hole in it will just about do it for every guy.

It is true that alcohol causes impotence.

Cannibus however... well in my experiance, with myself, it however causes sexual feelings to surge. Passion seems to just... flow.

One time I'd just got back inside from smoking some and I sat down and closed my eyes and I swear about a half an hour of focused imagination, I nearly reached orgasm.

So with a person, it's gotta be better. Actually it's probably just amazing. Your feelings and senses would just come alive.

Sorry, I'm rambling.

[*TiNK*]

Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
I'm great in bed.

Sorry but I had to gloat ;)

Ahh but what if your not! :p

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by junker
Women generally can't be too bad in bed. I mean anything with a hole in it will just about do it for every guy.

Farm animals do it for you then? :p

Eurgh, that reminds me of a TV programme that was on on monday night about people that have sex with dogs and horses. :(

[spanner]

Hiya
The alcohol definitely has an effect, but if you're not in a relationship with these people, it also makes it more difficult to enjoy the sex. When you know someone well, the trust and intimacy between you helps you both to relax and enjoy the experience. While one-night-stands can be fun, they can also be very unsatisfying all round. Maybe wait until you know the person a bit better next time and you may be more relaxed and both enjoy it more.
:)

[z0ma]

Originally posted by lucifer devil
Farm animals do it for you then? :p

Eurgh, that reminds me of a TV programme that was on on monday night about people that have sex with dogs and horses. :(

The fuck? Isn't that illegal? What channel was it on? :crazyeyes

And *TiNK*: If only it was that easy!

[Kermit]

Originally posted by z0ma
The fuck? Isn't that illegal?

Not yet, though the law is about to change.

[wheresmyplacebo]

it was legal and for what reason :eek2:


holland only just made it illegal as they couldnt do a guy for animal cruelty as they could find no form of injury on the animal to do him with abuse so they made it illegal to get the sicko

[Kermit]

Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
it was legal and for what reason :eek2:

No-one had made it illegal.

Personally I think it sick and weird, but really, who exactly is it harming? If the horse or the sheep didn't want to be shagged it'd let the man attempting to know PDQ.

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by z0ma
The fuck? Isn't that illegal? What channel was it on? :crazyeyes

And *TiNK*: If only it was that easy!

Channel 4, it's legal in some states or a state in America.

There was a woman who lost her virginity to a dog. :o

And one who sucked a horse off.

Sadly you didn't get to see it actually happen. :(

[CheeseOnToast]

Originally posted by *TiNK*
Ahh but what if your not! :p

Who cares! It's all in the confidence.. ;)

[living_in_chaos]

hmmm...thank you. will work on the not drinking, though excess drink is somewhat of a problem for me.

btw, the bible states that thou shalt not have sexual relations with animals.