Birthday ideas for an 18 year old???

[Halloween]

A mate is having a barbeque for his 18th, minus parentals etc etc.. What is the most random present you've ever bought for someone? (I was considering buying him a fish or something stupid like that)

The cynical reply, "fish? i hate fish...what would i do with it when i get bored?"

I had to point out thats what his cat was there for...
any ideas would be appreciated beacoup :)

[Bopperz]

Welcome to the STUDENT forum, notice the word STUDENT, means the whole forum is about STUDENTS. Now where exactly does "Birthday present" fit into STUDENT.

But to reply anyway

Roadsigns are good
Blow up sheep are always fun
Beer, can't go wrong with that
Dildo :eek2:

Bopz

[Halloween]

Begging your forgiveness, bopperz...:rolleyes:

"birthday ideas" is a bit of an anomoly topic to try and fit in anywhere. Here's me thinking these forums were used to get advice and not abuse.

What age is the guy? 18? Im hardly out of line here for posting in the Student section, smart arse!

[Tim the Enchanter]

You could buy him a pineapple. I gave a guy a pineapple for his birthday once because he had a party and I didn't have a clue what he was into and everybody loves pineapples...

[Halloween]

Pineapple eh, i like it. Where in Belfast are you from btw?
Sorry, just me bein nosy :angel:

[Randomgirl]

Originally posted by scytherchick
What is the most random present you've ever bought for someone? Well I know this wasn't the question you asked but the most random gift I have ever received was in our secret santa thing at Christmas with my uni friends. We were meant to spent a tenner on each other but the guy buying for me spent £54 on a 13-inch dildo :eek2:

[Tim the Enchanter]

Originally posted by scytherchick
Pineapple eh, i like it. Where in Belfast are you from btw?
Sorry, just me bein nosy :angel:

lol don't worry about it, I'm from East Belfast, pretty close to Stormont. Are you from Belfast too?

[wheresmyplacebo]

Originally posted by Randomgirl
Well I know this wasn't the question you asked but the most random gift I have ever received was in our secret santa thing at Christmas with my uni friends. We were meant to spent a tenner on each other but the guy buying for me spent £54 on a 13-inch dildo :eek2:


and just who would buy you that eh hahaha

[Halloween]

A 13 inch dildo?
:confused:
I didn't even know they made them in that size...
And erm..yea I'm from the Antrim Rd aka "Tha Ontrim Road leek"
Did you hear about the woman who was found dead in the backseat of that Fiat? The people driving the car stopped off for petrol and got caught :eek2:
Freeaakky...

[Tim the Enchanter]

My dad was from the Antrim Road, posh bit like... :p

Yeh, read about it in the paper earlier, was that near you?

[Randomgirl]

Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
and just who would buy you that eh hahaha You don't know him. But he's a UCL medic- need I say anymore!

[Randomgirl]

Originally posted by scytherchick
A 13 inch dildo?
:confused:
Yes. It's made by Doc Johnsons sex toys and was purchased in Soho. It came with instructions like which lubricants you can use with it and how to clean it after use. More scary than the length is the girth actually. Never used it mind :p

[Randomgirl]

Look I found it online:

huge fuck off dildo (http://www.terapatricksextoys.com/Bam_Realistic_Cock.html)

[Bopperz]

What age is the guy? 18? Im hardly out of line here for posting in the Student section, smart arse!

WTF, well obvously being 18 makes you a student, and as for having a birthday. Well only students have birthdays, glad we cleared that one up.

May I direct you towards the ANYTHING GOES forum, nice place that.



Here's me thinking these forums were used to get advice and not abuse.

I havent given you any abuse..... yet.......

And yes the forums were set up for advice, not really sure birthday presents were what they had in mind though! :confused:

Bopz

P.S. 13 inch dildo sounds like a good present :cool:

[Halloween]

It happened near Tescos, I'm about a 10 minute walk from there :nervous: