Lilac toenail polish!

[Mr_Wobble]

I've got lilac nail polish on my toenails! :D They look all bright, sparkly, and pretty! :hyper: Well, they would look pretty if I'd gone to the trouble of filing them, and tidying up the cuticles.
It's warm at work today, so I've been going barefoot, and one of the girls joked about nail polish, and so now I have lilac toes. :) Thankfully we didn't get on to the subject of lipstick. :nervous:

[VinylVicky]

:shocking:

[lucifer devil]

:eek:

You do realise that's not normal behaviour for a bloke. :p

[~kaz~]

that is what I was thinking ^^^ :eek: :crazyeyes :shocking:

[Mr_Wobble]

Dunno what's wrong with you lot. :rolleyes: If nail polish is good enough for the likes of Eddie Izzard, it's good enough for me! ...Mind you, he is a transvestite/cross dresser, and I'm not - yet. :)

[[]\[]02]

All i can come out with is :eek2:

[1983]

That's wonderful.

But, make sure your feet are tanned; lilac on peely wally feet is WRONG!

[Mr_Wobble]

Originally posted by 1983
That's wonderful.

But, make sure your feet are tanned; lilac on peely wally feet is WRONG! They have a light tan still left on them from using a sunbed a few weeks ago, so it looks fine. Well, as fine as lilac nail polish can look on a blokes feet. :D I think it actually works quite well. :)

[*Lisa*]

My nephew has spent all week with red nail varnish on one hand. :| My younger sister put it on him last week and I saw it and was like 'WHATS THAT?!?!?!' and he went 'S'all pretties, Aunty Lisa *big grin*' He's such a fairy. :<

[Olive]

Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
They have a light tan still left on them from using a sunbed a few weeks ago

i wasn't concerned until i got to this bit.#

sunbed and nail polish? you fruit. next you'll be telling me you had a pedicure because your bunions didn't look great in your new jimmy choos.

:p

[Mr_Wobble]

Originally posted by kaffrin
sunbed and nail polish? you fruit. next you'll be telling me you had a pedicure because your bunions didn't look great in your new jimmy choos. lol No, I don't have bunions. But I have had to take a foot file to a small patch of hard skin on my heel. :( Gotta keep my feet in good condition!
And what's wrong with wanting a bit of colour to my skin? I'm sick of pasty white. :(

[lucifer devil]

I'll bet the lilac nail varnish looks lovely on your hairy man toes.

[Mr_Wobble]

Originally posted by lucifer devil
I'll bet the lilac nail varnish looks lovely on your hairy man toes. Hmph! They're not hairy! ...I shave them! :D

[Mr_Wobble]

Polish is lasting well!

And before you ask, no, I don't have any nail polish remover to take it off! I'm a bloke! I mean, *speaks in a deep masculine voice* what would I need with nail polish remover! :)

[paperBprincess]

it just looks clear.
you shave your toes?!?

[lucifer devil]

Wobble, I think you ought to keep quiet about these things. :p

People will start to worry.....

You ought to buy some nail varnish remover, don't want you staining your nails now. :)

[Mr_Wobble]

Originally posted by paperBprincess
it just looks clear.
you shave your toes?!? It's only a delicate shade of lilac. Just a small, glossy, highlighting really. It's nice though, I actually like it. :D Mind you, the lighting in the room, and the use of a webcam, doesn't do them justice! :(

Oh, and yes, I do shave my toes. :crazyeyes Not as bad, or as freaky, as it sounds. There's just a few hairs on the top of my big toes that I take off every now and then. It's not as if I've got yeti-feet! :)

[Mr_Wobble]

Originally posted by lucifer devil
Wobble, I think you ought to keep quiet about these things. :p

People will start to worry.....

You ought to buy some nail varnish remover, don't want you staining your nails now. :) You mean people are beginning to worry about me? What took them so long? :)

You mean that nail polish stains your nails? I had no idea. :( Yep, suppose I ought to get some nail polish remover - I didn't think about that at the time. It was just a spontaneoug thing.
Now, once I've removed it, what colour should I go for next? :chin:

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
what colour should I go for next? :chin:

Pink. :thumb:

[Zella]

RED!! Red all the way baby! Ooooh with black tips!! Sexhy!

[lucifer devil]

You could alternate...one toe pink, the next red...and so on. :p

[Simba T Lion]

if your sexuality is every questioned by others i hope your not surprised :p

[Mr_Wobble]

Originally posted by Zella
RED!! Red all the way baby! Ooooh with black tips!! Sexhy! Naaa, red wouldn't work. Subtlety is the way to go. And black tips would just somehow be wrong.

Same with going pink-red-pink-red etc. Too brash.

my_name. What're you saying? :(

[littlemissy]

Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
Naaa, red wouldn't work. Subtlety is the way to go. And black tips would just somehow be wrong.

Same with going pink-red-pink-red etc. Too brash.

my_name. What're you saying? :(

is it not obvious what my_name is saying??

i think a nice deep purple would be nice :p not that subtle but a good colour. yes.

[lucifer devil]

howabout, no nail varnish at all. or perhaps clear, then no one need know of your feminine ways.

[twisted_trinity]

did no one pay any attention to my rant?

why does wearing make up make a guys sexuality questionable?

i wear guys clothes some times, that doesn't make me a lesbian.

bloody argh

[rockerchick]

Originally posted by luby
did no one pay any attention to my rant?



No

this thread made me laugh so much wobble you old fool :D

[lucifer devil]

Originally posted by luby
did no one pay any attention to my rant?

why does wearing make up make a guys sexuality questionable?

i wear guys clothes some times, that doesn't make me a lesbian.

bloody argh

it's the way of the world i'm afraid. it's not the 'norm' for men to go around wearing nail varnish/skirts or whatever. however, women can wear trousers and have short hair and what not.

[Sa-ra-ra-ra]

one of my exes used to wear nail polish. I've got no problem with it.

I think you should go for something like silver, wobble. Rimmel did a really good one... looked like liquid silver :) Doesn't last very long though :(