embaressing erections

[regalmj]

Have any girls in here had a boyfriend that got an erection at the wrong time??? I have this problem with my girlfriend. The oter day I was at her mums house for dinner and I couldnt take my coat off as I got an erection seeing my girlfriend in her dressing gown when I arrived. Her mum insisted she take my coat, and I think she and my girlfriends sister noticed I had an erection..... Has it happended to you?

[Cornerstones]

It happened to me just the other day. I was round at your girlfriend's mum's house for dinner and ended up getting hard when I saw her in her skimpy little dressing gown.

It was really difficult to knock one off during the lovely lemon-herb grilled steak and steamed veg without someone noticing.

Helpful link (http://dictionary.reference.com/)

[Kermit]

I think your dad got an erection at the wrong time when he was bonin' yo mamma.

[*TiNK*]

U lot are so mean, but so funny!

[Eul Grepus]

How about a properly helpful link ayy guys??

TheSite info on "Embarrassing Erections" (http://www.thesite.org/youthnet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=257&a=2420)

Don't worry mate, at the end of the day, an erection is natural, and you can always blame your hormones. People wouldnt take the piss out of a woman if she had to rush home to change her trousers due to the monthly visit, so they shouldnt take the piss out of you.

[Iknowyourmum]

A women certainly would get the piss taken if she had to go home and change, at least behind her back,

and on another point, How do I quote some fucker on my replies,

[Eul Grepus]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
A women certainly would get the piss taken if she had to go home and change, at least behind her back,

and on another point, How do I quote some fucker on my replies,

That would be extremely childish. Time for some ppl to grow up methinks.

Oh, and try clicking the button called "Quote" at the bottom right of each post... i think that might work

[Sir Cum]

The only time I would ever try to hide an erection would be in front of my own family or in front of my partners family. Other than that its fair game. If I get horny, feel free to spot it.

[Iknowyourmum]

Yeah and your point being,


So how do I do that quote thing,, dont make me piss around trying to work it out I have to do enough of that type of stuff at work..

[Iknowyourmum]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
Yeah and your point being,


So how do I do that quote thing,, dont make me piss around trying to work it out I have to do enough of that type of stuff at work..

sorry got it Ta

[Eul Grepus]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
sorry got it Ta

My point being, if you took the piss out of any of my female friends, for that reason, i'd give you a bloody slap round the back of the head, child

[Iknowyourmum]

That would assume you have any female friends,
You can bet that in a busy office if a women had to go home and change cause of that there would befinatly be some s******ing.

And anyway slaps round the back of the head are easy to threaten from behind a computer screen.

[Iknowyourmum]

Thats funny snig*ering didnt realise it had the worn ****** in it

[Eul Grepus]

Refraining from entering into this conversation further in this thread, it was about someone with a problem. If want to take this further... i suggest you PM me.

[Iknowyourmum]

Why refrain,,,
PM you what so we can arrange to meet for a fight
Yeah right

Anyway itas true what I said in a busy office a bird would get the piss taked for it so what,,,,

[RiSe & ShIne]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
Why refrain,,,
PM you what so we can arrange to meet for a fight
Yeah right

Anyway itas true what I said in a busy office a bird would get the piss taked for it so what,,,,

Stop being a twat.

[Eul Grepus]

I work in a busy office, and most people would be more concerned that the person was ok rather than taking the piss. And no, i doubt you would be able to afford a flight to the south of spain to meet me, not that I would want to anyways, cease with the immaturity will you?

[Eul Grepus]

Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
Stop being a twat.

Thank you, i was beginning to think that I was acting like an overly-mature arsehole... cheers for the back-up.:thumb:

[RiSe & ShIne]

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
Thank you, i was beginning to think that I was acting like an overly-mature arsehole... cheers for the back-up.:thumb:

No problem, whenever there's a twat that needs flaming, i'll be here :p

[Eul Grepus]

heheh, thats what this pic (http://www.flamehq.com/albums/wpw-cf/stfu-domo.jpg) is bookmarked for :p amongst others

[RiSe & ShIne]

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
heheh, thats what this pic (http://www.flamehq.com/albums/wpw-cf/stfu-domo.jpg) is bookmarked for :p amongst others

:D

That should definately be used more often.

[eefs]

Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
:D

That should definately be used more often.

Hear hear and all that.

This bloke who knows our mammys definitely is in the minority here. Sweetie, before you start making generalistations...ask some people...not just yourself, your blow-up doll and your spotty 14 year old mate. Cheers.

[Sir Cum]

You just used a generalisation to tell him to stop generalising! Get it right! :D

[eefs]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
You just used a generalisation to tell him to stop generalising! Get it right! :D

:( I know. I was trying to be funny and I failed miserably. I'd get my coat if this place was real....

[Iknowyourmum]

ld have replied to these silly posts but had to leave work at the time so didnt see all of thenm till just now.
firstly Eul Grepus you originaly attacked me for being imature something I wont deny (it was a bit imature) but have you seen some of the other attacks and comments on the other threads a lot more imature than me, I assume that your not interested in raisint the maturity level rather you want to start an attack on a newbe cause you know its easy and others will probably be on your side, and your comment about giving me a slap on the head and calling me child (im 28) was at least as imature as my original post, I think that shows my point abloout your motives.
having said that, its the way others rushed to join in that particularly annoyed me, having read to eefs post

"Sweetie, before you start making generalistations...ask some people...not just yourself, your blow-up doll and your spotty 14 year old mate. Cheers"

this is way more on the immaturity level than anything I said and I think its a bit sad that you only feel you can disagree with someone by trying to ridicule them when you have others on your side, I didnt make any personal attacks like that, was that more imature than anything I said I think it was and did you say anything about it Eul Grepus, no but I bet you would if it was a newbe and you thought others would join in.
I think a lot of you just wait till someones being attacked by a common poster thats a newbe and you rush to jump in with your superior attutide, Anyboby like to rais an objection to what I said.

[JsT]

You say you work in finance Iknowyourmum.

This I must say was a suprise. I didn't think you had the required intellect to add to 100.

[Iknowyourmum]

shut up up you prick

[Eul Grepus]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
shut up up you prick


See, it's quotes like this that make me think you might not be 28 after all, or if you are, you must be pretty fucking retarded

[JsT]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
shut up up you prick

28? More like 5.

[Iknowyourmum]

So you think thats imature and saying
"I didn't think you had the required intellect to add to 100"
and

"your blow-up doll and your spotty 14 year old mate. Cheers."

is Mature right


JsT's post was a cheep stupid comment, so I replied in the same form,

[JsT]

Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
So you think thats imature and saying
"I didn't think you had the required intellect to add to 100"
and

"your blow-up doll and your spotty 14 year old mate. Cheers."

is Mature right


JsT's post was a cheep stupid comment, so I replied in the same form,

A 28 year old may have some grasp on punctuation and some adequate grammar.

[Iknowyourmum]

I dont expect you to beleive me but Im dyslexic (dont even know if I spelt that right) and in addition does it matter,
Ithink Im gona add something along the lines "I know my spellings bed so dont point it out" as a quote

[Doofay]

http://www.flamehq.com/albums/wpw-db/notright.jpg

[lipsy]

i agree with 'iknowyourmum'! every time i come into this forum latley people are attacking the newbies. and then some of the regulars see this and jump on the bandwagon. i think it makes you look fucking sad tbh. and i know that sometimes it's needed, like with regalmj but ffs lay off people!

[Sir Cum]

I think people take things way too serious on forums like its life and death or something.

Its just a bit of fun. This is the sex forum. Let's talk about sex babies.

[Docter Lurve]

Sex babies?
Aren't we a;ll sex babies....well most of us anyways...


Ye erections are fun, just do the whole under the top of your trousers trick-
Ever notice how they spring up out of nowhere getting of a bus?:confused: