i`m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here

[Digital-Emotion]

Whos watching it? noticed there isnt a thread on the show so thought i`d make one.

Who do you want to win and why?

I`d like to see johnie rotten win because his really funny but i think his gonna blow it for himself with his constant bitching.

Apparantly mike read is moaning now saying he was never given a fair go. Wasnt bitching about it last night was he? his lady friend did all that for him lol.

He come across a nice enough bloke but come on what the fuck was he doing there, I liked it when they was walking over the bridge and his lady friend said "this is a farce" no love, it would of only been a farce if he would of won lol.

I wouldnt mind seeing peter andre go next, his too clingy on jordan and doin way too much "self promotion" get the fuck outta there its getting boring now pretty bwoy.

I think kerry is doing well now because as shes admitted shes conquered her fears and shes really making a effort for the team.

I think alex has adjusted more to camplife too and has come out more in herself she seemed very camera shy all last week.

I seriously dont envy them doing the trials though, most of them are minging.

[Yerascrote]

you obviously watch this programme alot, i've only saw bits and pieces but i want johnny roten to win cos the rest are a pack of pricks who are putting on fake personailities to make themselves look appealing the to the public.

[FireyFirenze]

I'm been watching it, I say Jordan to win! hehe. I always liked her anyway but I like her even more now, I think shes really down to earth, a laugh and quite brave as well doing the trials and stuff. So yes she should :)

I don't like Alex Best or that Diane, they're both boring and should goooo. I quite like Kerry too but only when shes not moaning.

[lil_minx]

Jonny Rotten reminds me, down to the core of a mate i had, hes 40, looks like jonny rotton, walks like him, talks like him, says similar things... its shocking the amount of similarities.. so, i dont want jonny to win cus i hate the twat he reminds me of!


Go Lord Brockett.. hes wicked.. really down to earth if a little pervy!

Edited to add... dont get me wrong, jonny rotten is brilliant, but brings up too many shocking memories for me!!!

[pussy_palace]

jonny is a feckin legend. he should win.

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by lil_minx
Jonny Rotten reminds me, down to the core of a mate i had, hes 40, looks like jonny rotton, walks like him, talks like him, says similar things... its shocking the amount of similarities.. so, i dont want jonny to win cus i hate the twat he reminds me of!


Go Lord Brockett.. hes wicked.. really down to earth if a little pervy!

lol i love his psychadelic shorts im sure the women love them 2.
and his spitting habit. :crazyeyes

I also knew a guy years ago who acts like him, complete nutter ended up in a mental home for a bit cos he fucked up on acid bigstyle.

i get the feeling jenny bond is gonna get voted off tonight or diane

[The Doc]

What happened to the rebelling punk from the 70's? Oh yes, he is on a celebrity reality TV show just before he goes on tour again. How can people consider this man a hero?

I haven't watched it much, just a live feed at around midnight on Saturday night, so I'd like Alex to win because she is fit. No other reason. No personality has come out as I haven't watched it much.

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by the doc horatio
What happened to the rebelling punk from the 70's? Oh yes, he is on a celebrity reality TV show just before he goes on tour again. How can people consider this man a hero?

No-one considers the guy a hero, he just deserves to win simple as really.

What about the 70s? he doesnt sit there talking about past glorys all day long he lives very much in the 21st century and so he should.

Other people have commented that he has sold out through appearing on the show people can believe what they want but from what i seen of him he has come there as himself and his been most entertaining.

[hybrid]

johnny rotten is a bloody moany bastard whos taking it way too seriously! lord brockett/jordan rule! peter andre is one creepy bastard though...

[Shogun]

Personally i don't give a fuck who wins it.

[Kiezo]

They're all cunts. Celebrities my ass, I've never even heard of most of them.

Buncha pathetic washouts grasping at any chance to appear on TV 'cause they can't handle the fact that their 15 minutes of 'fame' are well and truly over tbh.

[hybrid]

Originally posted by Kiezo
They're all cunts. Celebrities my ass, I've never even heard of most of them.

Buncha pathetic washouts grasping at any chance to appear on TV 'cause they can't handle the fact that their 15 minutes of 'fame' are well and truly over tbh.


pathetic but entertaining

[jake0]

something that happenned in my clans irc channel Was VERY amusing.

<Gib> ANYONE SEE I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE?
<JoL> Gibbon is taking part in the online version
<JoL> "I'm a nub kick me out of here"
* Gibbon was kicked by JoL (you lost)
<JoL> haha

[Kiezo]

Originally posted by hybrid
pathetic but entertaining

Hardly.

Last time I had the misfortune of landing on whatever channel it's on they were doing push-ups. If I wanted to watch people do push-ups I'd go the the gym - at least that way I wouldn't have to put up with listening to their inane rambling.

[Renzo]

you know the "celebrity" Lord whatever is just a criminal. Did 7 years for major fraud. Whey-hey lets put Jeffery Archer in next time:rolleyes:

[hybrid]

Originally posted by Kiezo
Hardly.

Last time I had the misfortune of landing on whatever channel it's on they were doing push-ups. If I wanted to watch people do push-ups I'd go the the gym - at least that way I wouldn't have to put up with listening to their inane rambling.

next time listen a little longer, they say the dumbest things, trust me, its entertaining :p

[Digital-Emotion]

A lot of money is also going to charity so good is coming out of the madness.

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by Renzokuken
you know the "celebrity" Lord whatever is just a criminal. Did 7 years for major fraud. Whey-hey lets put Jeffery Archer in next time:rolleyes:

Bad publicity like that never did the hamiltons no harm and they are bigger idiots in my opinion

[Girl_gunner]

Originally posted by lil_minx

Go Lord Brockett.. hes wicked.. really down to earth if a little pervy!

my mum taught him when he was "inside"

[Digital-Emotion]

Taught him what?

How to be a law abiding citizen again?

[Girl_gunner]

lol it was food hygiene stuffs. he had to clean the toilets in the prison :lol:

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by Girl_gunner
lol it was food hygiene stuffs. he had to clean the toilets in the prison :lol:

LOL!

Did he do a good job?

[Bri-namite]

Originally posted by turlough
i want johnny roten to win cos the rest are a pack of pricks who are putting on fake personailities to make themselves look appealing the to the public.

LMAO, Johnny Rotten is the biggest prick of all mankind.

Sums up how fucking stupid punk really is.

"Oh, I can't be done with all this mainstream rubbish, but give me a few quid and I'll conform. Oooh, look at me, I just said "fuck" on TV, how fucking non conformist am I?"

The one good thing about this programme - it shows punk is well and truly dead :thumb:

[Kiezo]

Originally posted by Bri-namite

The one good thing about this programme - it shows punk is well and truly dead :thumb:

We'll just forget that Peter Andre and some bird from Atomic Kitten are in there too then eh? :razz:

[HunnyPot]

I'm watching it most nights but would like to see more! I want to hear more of Johnny's quips.

Ant and Dec: You are not leaving the jungle tonight.
John: Yes I fucking well am!

He's mine and my boyfriend's favourite to win. He was even before it aired but now everyone wants him to win so it's annoying. I think Jenny's a mad bitch, sticking her gum on the lens and still wearing make-up! So I'd like her to win too.

I don't like Kerry. All she does is whinge, swear and feel sorry for herself.

Lord Brockett's funny.

Jordan was starting to grow on me but she really does nothing for the team, nothing to boost morale, just keeps talking about herself.

Peter Andre is a pretty boy. He must really fancy Justin Timberlake. A good reality television programme would be Andre in a punch up with Jordan's millionaire's son boyfriend.

I haven't really seen enough of the others to pass judgement but Diane seemed like a nice lady.

[Char_Baby]

i like it, its quite entertaining just to take the piss out of them, peter andre singing 'insania' the song he wrote was hilarious, i like watching the bushtucker trails, i wouldnt have the guts to do most of them, i liked the ladder one though!

[Docter Lurve]

Originally posted by Renzokuken
you know the "celebrity" Lord whatever is just a criminal. Did 7 years for major fraud. Whey-hey lets put Jeffery Archer in next time:rolleyes:

Im actually reading that book now...for some strange reason???

Johny is the man! Hope he wins, one of the few been themselves-
Jodan is nice when shes not playing up to camera's becomes to atrificial, Kerry kinda been herself wouldnt mind her!

See it last night:
Johnny....its not you
****ing bastartds!

[Digital-Emotion]

whos gonna go out tonight then im hoping it will be peter andre, he would make out his ok with it but really he`d be devastated i think.

[Char_Baby]

Originally posted by Aspartame

Probably the best bit of the whole series... *sigh*


oh no, peter andre singing 'insania' had me in stitches!!

[Olive]

am i the only one who thinks johnny rotten is a total cock?

[rockerchick]

Originally posted by kaffrin
am i the only one who thinks johnny rotten is a total cock?

seconded, he's a normal guy trying to slide into his johnny rotten role and it isnt working

[paperBprincess]

didnt jonny rotten leave last night? in a 'oh fuck this im running away' kinda way?

[hybrid]

Originally posted by kaffrin
am i the only one who thinks johnny rotten is a total cock?

thirded, im glad he's gone

[Digital-Emotion]

the shows gone quite boring now johns left.... no suprise!!

[Ilora-Danon]

Originally posted by kaffrin
am i the only one who thinks johnny rotten is a total cock? No, I absolutely agree... He thinks he's this hard anarchist who says c**t on tv just for the attention, when really he's just a very insecure man who'd rather act all big and mighty by leaving rather than taking it like a man and being voted off. What an asshole.

Ilora x

[Jowolvo]

ok call me sad but I had a lot of time on my hands and came up with this alternative version of Good charlottes "lifestyles of the rich and the famous"

Oh I see it on itv
or read in trash magazines
celebrities that want sympathy
all they do is pissing moan, inside the aussie camp
talking about how hard life can be
I’d like to see them spend 2 weeks
living life without a fag
I dont think they would survive
if they could spend a task or two walking in someone else’s poo
I think they'd grumble and they'd quit, they would quit
(quit)

I’m a celebrity get me out of here
they’re always complainin, always complainin
if jordan is such a problem, well she’s got boobies
think we should pop them

did you know if you were Brocket you could grope alex Best
and theres no such thing as too large breasts
as long as you’ve got the cash to pay for the Sun
and did you know if you were caught and you were dissing Dec
Ant Mcpartlin wouldn’t even want slap your back
you could always just run for leader of the camp
I’d like to see them spend 2 weeks
living life without make up
I don’t think Bond would survive
if they should spend a task or two
walking in bug infested stew
I think they’d grumble and they’d quit
they would quit

I’m a celebrity get me out of here
they’re always complainin
always complainin
if Andre is such a problem
well he’s got no dick
Think we should mock him
(mock him)

(they would quit...quit)
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
they’re always complainin
always complainin
if kerry is such a wimp-face
she’s got so many phobias
think she could quit then
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
we’ll take posh clothes, grab a car go home
Just stop complainin!
I’m a celebrity get me out of here (x3)

[Rocks]

OMG Brocket got voted off! I really wanted him to win!

Oh for God's sake jennie Bond had better not win... nooooo...

[Faith]

Originally posted by Rocks
OMG Brocket got voted off! I really wanted him to win!

He's a complete knob! They're all twats, but he's so irritating. Kerry makes me laugh, she's totally lost it...but so would anyone stuck in the jungle with that lot! :p

[Bri-namite]

Go Kerry :heart:

[Digital-Emotion]

Kerry will win hands down now shes the only one with a personality left in there now.

[Shogun]

Yea i think Kerry will win it now, she's got huge boobs.

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by Shogun
Yea i think Kerry will win it now, she's got huge boobs.

and there real SHOCK HORROR :naughty:

[Shogun]

Jordan though, my god, they are huge :eek:

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by Shogun
Jordan though, my god, they are huge :eek:

i`d love a play but i get the feeling they wouldnt feel as good as kerrys!

[Shogun]

Naturally enough they wouldn't, kerry's are real and big.

[Char_Baby]

one cup size up and id be jordan size :yes:

[Shogun]

and yours are all real i take it...since your young.

[hybrid]

i wanted brockett to win! :(

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by Char_Baby
one cup size up and id be jordan size :yes:

probably 50 cup sizes and i`d be jordans size!

[VinylVicky]

oh my god have you seen what jenny is eating??!!!

[Lil Laura]

Originally posted by VinylVicky
oh my god have you seen what jenny is eating??!!!

:eek2:

Never seen anything like it. She wasn't phased at all!

[Rocks]

OMG I thought peter's was bad, but i could hardly watch Jenny!

Still, not enough to make me want her to win... of the last three, I wanted Peter to win. But he was out, so Kerry got my vote. I certainly didn't expect her to win at the beginning. Good luck to her for the future.

[Digital-Emotion]

im glad kerry won.

jenny was fake to the end, i found myself warming to peter tonight! i think he was a lot better after jordan left but his still a bit of a bellend

[hybrid]

Originally posted by Rocks
OMG I thought peter's was bad, but i could hardly watch Jenny!

Still, not enough to make me want her to win... of the last three, I wanted Peter to win. But he was out, so Kerry got my vote. I certainly didn't expect her to win at the beginning. Good luck to her for the future.

i wanted either peter or kerry (after lord brockett left). kerry was soooo sweet, she's like a lil' child! peter andre is so hilarious, god he brings back childhood memories lol. jennie is annoying, but gotta respect her for eating that muck!

[lipsy]

Originally posted by Char_Baby
one cup size up and id be jordan size :yes:
what cup size is jordan?

[Digital-Emotion]

Originally posted by lipsy
what cup size is jordan?

32FF i think?

[JsT]

Originally posted by Digital-Emotion
32FF i think?

Yus, page3.com says so.

(Of course, I only visited the site for research purposes only)

[Olive]

Originally posted by Digital-Emotion
32FF i think?

they're gonna look nice when she's older :thumb:

[Char_Baby]

i always heard its 34FF

[Cute_Baby_Bear]

Originally posted by kaffrin
they're gonna look nice when she's older :thumb:

:yes: Apparently they started to go soft when she was out in the jungle... And she got all the guys to have a feel to see what they thought... :lol:

Im glad Kerry won :) i think she deserved it.

I so could not have done Peter's task! The sight of the spiders had me curling up and that was when they were just on the tv!! :nervous: