Make your own porn scene

[Sir Cum]

You pick one or two members of thesite.org

Then you must pick -

A location

A theme

A sex toy

A main position

A cheesey or dirty line

Go for it.

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
You pick one or two members of thesite.org

Then you must pick -

A location

A theme

A sex toy

A main position

A cheesey or dirty line

Go for it.
Answer your own first :yes:

[Sir Cum]

No i'm busy. Some of us have jerk..I mean work to do.

[*MadinThenuT*]

Ok.

Tweety And VinylVicky

Location: On a bus

Theme: Thongs for everyone (nothing else)

A sex toy: Whip

A main position: Doggy

A cheesey or dirty line: "Ready for this"
:naughty: :naughty:

[candy]

Sir Cum

Location: Stranded in a chalet on top of a mountain somewhere

Theme: Lets get out of these wet clothes

A sex toy: Rubber tape

A main position: Classic porn style of me sitting on top, facing away, legs wide for better viewing

A cheesey or dirty line: "Suck me bitch"


:rolleyes:

[Docter Lurve]

Members Sars the lady and candy (kinda random)

Location Secluded woods in the shallow waters at the base of a waterfall with the glistening sun sparkling of our sweaty bodies

A theme Underwater love

A sex toy A scarf to tie cadys hands over her head

A main position Me taking Sars doggy style,as she eats candy out- and all I can see is her eating her out and candy's erect nipples and body squirming under her

A cheesey or dirty line A little less conversation a little more action now,

Lets dance!

[Char_Baby]

vinyl vicky and skateside (teehee)

in a church

a wedding

garters and lace

on top of the alter

'here cums the bride'

[candy]

Originally posted by Char_Baby
vinyl vicky and skateside (teehee)

in a church

a wedding

garters and lace

on top of the alter

'here cums the bride'

:lol:

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by Char_Baby
vinyl vicky and skateside (teehee)

in a church

a wedding

garters and lace

on top of the alter

'here cums the bride'
this one is fooking amazing!!! I wanna I wanna!!!!

[Sir Cum]

Originally posted by Char_Baby

'here cums the bride'

:lol:

[VinylVicky]

Ninjamaster and sir cum and char_baby, me and char will be in school uniform.

A location School classroom

A theme , in detention

A sex toy Cane and ruler

A main position ninj and sir cum as teachers with their pants round their ankles taking it in turn to spank me and char and fuck us from behind over the desk. and then both of us on our knees sucking off our teachers.

A cheesey or dirty line yes sir

[Sir Cum]

Originally posted by VinylVicky
Ninjamaster and sir cum and char_baby, me and char will be in school uniform.

A location School classroom

A theme , in detention

A sex toy Cane and ruler

A main position ninj and sir cum as teachers with their pants round their ankles taking it in turn to spank me and char and fuck us from behind over the desk. and then both of us on our knees sucking off our teachers.

A cheesey or dirty line yes sir

This one has potential. Where do I sign?

[Char_Baby]

i like this one!!!!

[NinjaMaster]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
This one has potential. Where do I sign?

:yes: :yes: :yes:

[VinylVicky]

You can all sign on my school bag or blazer, in man muck pls :naughty:

[sar's the lady]

ok two members hmmm sir cum and doctor lurve

location: hospital

theme: horny and bedridden

sex toy: uniforms

main position: sir cum is bedridden and im the naughty nurse who seduces him i start sucking on his long hard throbbin cock, the doctor comes in catches me and must punish me spanks my arse bends me over and fucks me hard doggy style.

cheesy line: you need some sweet medicine, take it like a bitch.

[Sir Cum]

Good work girls! Keep it up.


Players - Vicky, Candy, Sars

Location - A tower block seedy flat in south london

Theme - I am the dirty old landlord looking for the 3 female occupants at number 69 to pay their rent

Sex Toy - I have rope, a spanking hand and a big fat cock

Main Scene - I have Vicky by her pigtails forcing my cock down her throat whilst slapping and fingering Candy's butt whilst she is lapping away at Sars wet hole. Later I have all 3 bent over, bound by the wrists and accepting my big fat cock in all 3 of their holes before shooting my man muck over their 3 pretty faces.

Lines - "We COULD give you the money, or you might prefer the honey"

:lol:

[Docter Lurve]

Originally posted by sar's the lady
ok two members hmmm sir cum and doctor lurve

location: hospital

theme: horny and bedridden

sex toy: uniforms

main position: sir cum is bedridden and im the naughty nurse who seduces him i start sucking on his long hard throbbin cock, the doctor comes in catches me and must punish me spanks my arse bends me over and fucks me hard doggy style.

cheesy line: you need some sweet medicine, take it like a bitch.

Take it like a bitch- :yes: :yum: it does have potential....

like all this spanking and stuff too! ;)
God dam these posts are starting to get me all horny!

:yeees:

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
.

Lines - "We COULD give you the money, or you might prefer the honey"

:lol:

:lol: ahh that made me giggle :D

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Docter Lurve
Take it like a bitch- :yes: :yum: it does have potential....

like all this spanking and stuff too! ;)
God dam these posts are starting to get me all horny!

:yeees:


me soooo horny me love you long time :naughty:

[Skateside]

Originally posted by Char_Baby
vinyl vicky and skateside (teehee)

in a church

a wedding

garters and lace

on top of the alter

'here cums the bride'
:thumb: :lol: - made me laugh

Let me think of a response to this thread... :chin:

[sar's the lady]

members: sir cum.

location: an office

theme: dirty boss

sex toy: a tie.

main position: a horny secretary gets caught fingerin herself by her boss in his office, he orders her to finish herself off while he watches. he then rips her blouse off ties her hands above her head and takes her hard on the table.

line: your gonna get a big rise for this girl

[Sir Cum]

Damn Sars your getting good at this.

[badabing]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
Good work girls! Keep it up.


:eek: oh my god you're SO getting off on this!! :crazyeyes :lol: :D

'keep it up'.

[Mr_Wobble]

You pick one or two members of thesite.org
VinylVicky and Kazbo.

A location At some stables, in the barn, among the hay.

A theme Double penetration domination. Both girls come in from a hard riding session, all hot and glowing. I'm the stable master and say they haven't been riding hard enough, and take them firmly by the arm, and march them into the barn for a riding lesson they'll never forget.

A sex toy Strap on, pony tail butt plugs, KY, Riding crop, jodpurs, riding boots, and PVC underwear.

A main position Sex sandwich. Both girls taking turns with the strap on, and all of us switching around, taking turns to be the filling in the sandwich. :naughty: While taking them up the arse I give their buttocks a taste of the whip, leaving numerous red whelts on their backsides, and tease them with the whip by stroking their faces, backs, and boobs, with it.

A cheesey or dirty line Oooooo! You're hung like a horse, ride me like your little pony!

Final scene (can't believe a porno connoisseur like Cummy forgot the grand finale of a porno movie). Kazbo penetrating VinylVicky, me taking Kazbo up the arse. I cum in her arse, filling her right up before pulling out. Kaz the lets it drip out all over Vicky's stomach, and we rub it into her belly and boobs.
We all then go back to the house to have a shower together, and start scene two. :naughty:

Mr_Wobble ;)

[Sera]

I think this should have an 18 rating... I'm quite terrified!

[Lickalotapuss]

Person - Don't know no-one but Lacy May seems like my kinda girl :)

Location - In an office

Theme - Naughty secratary gets caught playing with herself by randy boss. Boss watches at the window for a while rubbing his cock till he's got a throbbing boner. Walks in on a shocked secretary and invites himself to join in the fun. Do various sexual acts and finishes off with a BJ and cum shot.

Sex toy - the boss :)

Main position - Secretary on top facing away from boss with various close ups of the penetration.

Cheesy line - "Now for the pot shot, in the face" (then he cums in her face)

[*MadinThenuT*]

Originally posted by Lickalotapuss


Cheesy line - "Now for the pot shot, in the face" (then he cums in her face)

Lmao!

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by badabing
:eek: oh my god you're SO getting off on this!! :crazyeyes :lol: :D

'keep it up'.

Yes :yes: hes loving it



I am aswell though :p :naughty:

Mr_Wobble :thumb: that was fan dabby doo bee :naughty:

[TellMeWhoAreYou]

Amusing thread...! lol


Is it just me or does Vinyl attend in alot of these scenes? :chin:


I dunno how my setting would be, but the theme would be the 70's porn... alotta fake moustache! :D

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by TellMeWhoAreYou
Amusing thread...! lol


Is it just me or does Vinyl attend in alot of these scenes? :chin:


I dunno how my setting would be, but the theme would be the 70's porn... alotta fake moustache! :D

:lol:
Well it is my job you know :rolleyes:

come on, in dying to hear your rendition on Boogie Nights...:naughty:

[TellMeWhoAreYou]

Originally posted by VinylVicky
:lol:
Well it is my job you know :rolleyes:

come on, in dying to hear your rendition on Boogie Nights...:naughty:


hmmm maybe if i can use you, dear vicky :)

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by TellMeWhoAreYou
hmmm maybe if i can use you, dear vicky :)
was that use or abuse?

[TellMeWhoAreYou]

Originally posted by VinylVicky
was that use or abuse?


;)


Person: Vicky, she can bring a friend if

Location: Crappy Rockband Tour bus

Theme: Lowbudget, 1973 big sideburns, groovy moustache...

Sex toy: A silver jewel covered microphone shaped dildo (fake ofcourse)

A main position: a cascade of humping all over the bus, the camera will ofcourse sometimes shoot the van from the outside, whilst it is bumping from side to side...

Cheesey line: "Hey... I play the Guitar"

[TellMeWhoAreYou]

And my porn name would be Kurt Kinky...


Your porn name (male) (http://biphome.spray.se/pash/pornalizer/male.html )



Your porn name (female) (http://biphome.spray.se/pash/pornalizer/female.html )



:D

[Lickalotapuss]

My porn name came up as Master Bater

If I put my screen name in it is Tony Longbone :lol:

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by TellMeWhoAreYou
And my porn name would be Kurt Kinky...


Your porn name (male) (http://biphome.spray.se/pash/pornalizer/male.html )



Your porn name (female) (http://biphome.spray.se/pash/pornalizer/female.html )



:D natasha naughty, im not happy with that :(

[Sir Cum]

Real Name - Billy Buttlove

Screen Name - Homer Hardon

I see a gay theme going on there. Bugger...I mean erm...Arseholes! I mean! Oh fuck it.

[candy]

I'm Crystal Cummings :D

quite like that...

[Lickalotapuss]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
Real Name - Billy Buttlove

:lol:

[TellMeWhoAreYou]

Originally posted by candy
I'm Crystal Cummings :D

quite like that...



It's nice... but Sir Cum's is cool, Homer Hardon :D

[lisa simpson's saxophone]

Sandy Sextoy... I like it :D

[candy]

my boyfriend is Tom Spanks :lol:

[Kelly]

Bonny Blew :D

[Kelly]

and my hubby is... Larry Lovebone!!!:lol:

[VinylVicky]

candy cumms! I put my middle name in aswell!

[Char_Baby]

Busty La Rue ;)

[sar's the lady]

im nikki nipple and my boyfriend is buck naked :lol:

[sar's the lady]

ooohh and i luv the "ahhh do me baby" when you click on that link pure class :thumb:

[TempleOfDreams]

Baby Lovedoll is mine... hmm, it's not dirrty enough :p

My bf's is Clint Meatwood, hahahahaaa!

[Docter Lurve]

Lance Lovepump :D

This is ruining all the porno's though people so cmon who's next!

"Do me baby"

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Docter Lurve
"Do me baby"


well if you insist :naughty:

[Eul Grepus]

Just taking part in the takeover of this thread... :p


Harry Humper

The missus is: Debbie Doggie :lol:

[Eul Grepus]

Seargent Sexy is what i get if i add my middle name :lol: i prefer that one

[Clandestine]

Randy Rockhard! lol

do ME baby! ;)

[VinylVicky]

you shouldnt be allowed to post your porn name unless you have written your porn scene :mad:

:p

[Sir Cum]

I agree with Vicky.

There are at least 5 members looking at getting butt plugged if they don't write stories...NOW

[Eul Grepus]

Ok then!!

Members: hmmm Vicky, and sar's, as you both seem very kinky, with numerous masked men (including myself)

Location: A plain room, no furnishings, just plastic sheeting everywhere

Theme: mega kinky filth! involving lots of deep throat action, bending both lovely ladies over backwards, spit roasts, double penetration, the works. Culminating with a giant Bukkake (i only discovered this ancient art yesterday (careful with the side images, just read what it means.

Sex Toy: no need, a funnel might be fun tho... :s

Main Position: probably doggy with all those men about

Dirty Line: FUCKING SWALLOW BITCH!


i cant wait to read Sir Cum's reply!!

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[Sir Cum]

Legend has it that in ancient Japan, women who were found to be unfaithful were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show his distaste. Basically, they were saying that if you're going to take it from someone else, you're going to get it from everyone else.


Fantastic! Why on earth don't we still do this? :lol:

[Eul Grepus]

its great innit... kazaa has some lovely examples, just search for bukkake :p

[VinylVicky]

Eul...thats just...just.....fantastic....the plastic sheets and emoty room is much of a turn on!!! *applauds* :thumb:
couldnt look at that link, im blcoked :( ill check it out later at home :naughty:

[Eul Grepus]

Originally posted by VinylVicky
Eul...thats just...just.....fantastic....the plastic sheets and emoty room is much of a turn on!!! *applauds* :thumb:
couldnt look at that link, im blcoked :( ill check it out later at home :naughty:


trys to work out if that was sarcastic or not :p

bukkake's are messy, hence the plastic :p

[Sir Cum]

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
its great innit... kazaa has some lovely examples, just search for bukkake :p

Oh yeh i've seen a few. Quite revolting sometimes - Quite good others.

A certain COHF website hosts loads.

[Eul Grepus]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
Oh yeh i've seen a few. Quite revolting sometimes - Quite good others.

A certain COHF website hosts loads.

COHF????

[Sir Cum]

Cum on her face

:naughty:

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
trys to work out if that was sarcastic or not :p

bukkake's are messy, hence the plastic :p
i wasnt being
but i dunno about the bukkake's, though i can imagine now ive read the replies, i'll tell you late :D

[Clandestine]

ooh sowwy VV, last thing i wanna do is make you pull your mean face (ruins your natural beauty)! ;)

hmm porn scene....

location: School parking lot

theme: cheerleading squad carwash fundraiser

sex toy: hoses, short shorts, squeegies

action: open casting for The Site females
Lots of giggling splashing nymphettes hosing each other down and shedding their clothes before finding new and exciting places to insert squeegies and hose nozels. Finale involves group attempt to fit as many naked female bodies into a mini as possible which makes for creative and useful positions for all!

cheesy line: And THAT is how to make girls reeeealllly wet!


Am I forgiven now? ;)

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
Ok then!!

Members: hmmm Vicky, and sar's, as you both seem very kinky, with numerous masked men (including myself)

Location: A plain room, no furnishings, just plastic sheeting everywhere

Theme: mega kinky filth! involving lots of deep throat action, bending both lovely ladies over backwards, spit roasts, double penetration, the works. Culminating with a giant Bukkake (i only discovered this ancient art yesterday (careful with the side images, just read what it means.

Sex Toy: no need, a funnel might be fun tho... :s

Main Position: probably doggy with all those men about

Dirty Line: FUCKING SWALLOW BITCH!


i cant wait to read Sir Cum's reply!!


hmmm i like it :naughty: where do i sign

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[Shogun]

Lil_minx, vicky

location- in an office.

theme-naught girls aren't doing their work at the office.

sex toy-dildo that wouldn't be used.

main position-start off with a bit of oral on everyone's behalf then onto missionary then doggy and then a nice tit wank and blow my load all over your pretty faces.

cheesey or dirty line- spit or swallow?

:naughty:

[Macca1983]

Hank Horny, how shit is that? grrrr

[Lil Laura]

I am Debbie Doggie.

Hmm...:chin:

[Sera]

Chesty Cheeks........ is me

Lance Lovepump is the boyfriend :D

[Mist]

Heh. Pete Pleasure at your service.

[Docter Lurve]

Originally posted by sar's the lady
well if you insist :naughty:

Well we'll start on the first scene and work our way through them all! Thats if your up for it :naughty:


Ah do me baby!

[Romeo]

Stars: Myself as Romeo (i have porn star name anyway) Candy cos she sounds lickable and i like 'Crystal Cummins', lipsy cos she looks like she has good blowjob lips and faith cos i love the look of the arse in her picture + anyone else who wants to be in the background

A location: Large manor house

A theme: Masked ball like in Eyes Wide Shut

A sex toy: masks, whips, handcuffs, vibrators

A main position: going down on candy whilst Lipsy sucks my cock and Faith fingers herself. Then take Faith from behind whilst the others have a play. Fuck each one of them whilst everyone else watches then shoot my load over faith's ass while the other two have their faces near by and suck me clean!!

A cheesey or dirty line: "Oh, good girl"

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Docter Lurve
Well we'll start on the first scene and work our way through them all! Thats if your up for it :naughty:


Ah do me baby!

corrrrrr sounds good to me :naughty:

*(porn voice) ah do me baby*

[*TiNK*]

hmm i dont know what my scene thingy wud be.... but my pornstar name is Linda Lovefoxx! :eek2: lol!

[VinylVicky]

Originally posted by Clandestine



Am I forgiven now? ;)
:yes: well and truly :p

[Scorcher]

My porn scene would feature a bi theme. Not to everyones taste, so I'll take offers.

People: Me, another bloke & 2 maids.

Theme: Bi Orgy. Everyone gets to play

Sex Toy: Strapons

Location: Luxurious mansion bedroom with 4 poster bed.

Position: All of them.

Cheesy line: Let me help you with that...

[NinjaMaster]

Sorry I never posted sooner. I've been ill.

Members - VinylVicky, Candy, Sars and Char.

The story - The 4 girls are driving across the desert when they get a flat tyre. Myself, SirCum & DocLuv drive past and offer our services.

A sex toy - The girls all have their fav vib with them

A main position - The girls pair off into 69 whilst using their vibs and the guys fill the other holes. And then we all swap. :)

Finish - The girls all kneel in front of the guys ready to receive a faceful.

A cheesey or dirty line - Let me help you pump that up :p

[spanner]

A couple of users have reported that they're a bit uncomfortable with this thread. Think you've all had your fun with it, so I thik it's fair to stop it now, but you can still read through the previous posts.
;)