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~kaz~

22-09-2003, 07:12 PM

Im going to see my bf in a couple of weeks time (he lives a bit away from me so we cant see each other that much incase your wondering)

well i want to make our 1st night special so was wondering if you had any ideas to help?

VinylVicky

22-09-2003, 07:13 PM

sexy underwear :yes:

~kaz~

22-09-2003, 07:15 PM

good idea ;) any other suggestions ppl?

lisa simpson's saxophone

22-09-2003, 07:30 PM

Yeah, sexy underwear - get a sexy nighty from La Senza or something. I did that when my boyfriend and I went on holiday together, and it went down very well.

You could do something romantic and sexy, like taking a bath or a shower together?

~kaz~

22-09-2003, 07:35 PM

i saw a nice set of lacy underwear in H&M, i really want to do something really special but also blow his mind

Mr_Wobble

22-09-2003, 07:44 PM

Are you sure he's going to even notice the undies? He may have other things on his mind, such as the content of those undies! Maybe something more practical, such as a Brazillian or Hollywood wax! Of course, if that makes you feel a bit naked down there, you could always have a temporary tattoo to make you feel more dressed - how about one in a warning triangle, saying "Slippery when wet"? :naughty:

Mr_Wobble ;)

Mr_Wobble

22-09-2003, 07:45 PM

Actually, change of mind. Forget the lacy underwear. In fact, forget any underwear! :naughty:

Mr_Wobble ;)

~kaz~

22-09-2003, 07:56 PM

whats a hollywood wax?

Mrmint666

22-09-2003, 08:29 PM

i beleive that means all off, where as a brazillian leaves you with a strip of hair, dont quote me on that though.

Mrmint666

22-09-2003, 08:34 PM

on the front of a supprise, its depends what he likes, personally if i was gonna supprize my girlfriend, who i dont see much for a nite together, id go for a bath room full of candles with a nice warm bath some bubble bath, and some bubbles (champange) to drink, or a white wine with a lil bit of music playing very softly.... but thats just me :rolleyes: anywho, hope you find something good and have a nice time.

Sir Cum

23-09-2003, 09:43 AM

Go down on your knees.

Unzip his flies.

Put his cock in your mouth.

Take his hands.

Put them on the back of your head.

Tell him to fuck your mouth like the little cum slut you are.

Gag lots.

Swallow his load.

I'm sure he will like my plan.

Eul Grepus

23-09-2003, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
Go down on your knees.

Unzip his flies.

Put his cock in your mouth.

Take his hands.

Put them on the back of your head.

Tell him to fuck your mouth like the little cum slut you are.

Gag lots.

Swallow his load.

I'm sure he will like my plan.

:lol: Your advice never ceases to amaze me lol!! Thing is, what if she doesnt A. like giving head, B. like deepthroating and C. like swallowing? Plan goes down the preverbial toilet then :p

Sir Cum

23-09-2003, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
Thing is, what if she doesnt A. like giving head, B. like deepthroating and C. like swallowing? Plan goes down the preverbial toilet then :p

What kind of sick disgusting female is she?! :mad:

Eul Grepus

23-09-2003, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
What kind of sick disgusting female is she?! :mad:

The same kind I have at the moment :crying: Well, she will give head, and is starting to deep throat, but god damn it will she swallow? will she hell!

Sir Cum

23-09-2003, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
but god damn it will she swallow? will she hell!

Does she keep it in her mouth and then spit it or just direct it away? If the latter then make up for it with tit splash. If the former - Then find out why she doesn't like it. If its the taste then explain by keeping it in her mouth she is tasting it. By deep throating then swallowing she won't taste it at all.

Eul Grepus

23-09-2003, 10:35 AM

she doesnt mind it anywhere else, infact, she loves it, however, she doesnt like it in her mouth or anywhere near her face :p

~kaz~

23-09-2003, 04:07 PM

i dont like him cuming in my mouth but i dont mind him cover anywhere else

Docter Lurve

23-09-2003, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by *lil~miss*
i dont like him cuming in my mouth but i dont mind him cover anywhere else

Face?

And SirCum agree with your idea all the way- will certainly cheer any man up!

Whats the difference between your wife and a blowjob?

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You can't beat a blowjob :thumb:

~kaz~

23-09-2003, 04:26 PM

nah not the face either

dont mind it on my boobs tho

Sir Cum

23-09-2003, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by *lil~miss*
nah not the face either

dont mind it on my boobs tho

How about all over your rectum while you hold your arse cheeks wide?

Let him do that. In fact! How fucking good would that be! Did you say its his first time? Can't be bothered reading back.

Right so the two of you are prodding and grinding away. Suddenly you pull him out of you and start sucking on it. This is a turn on as Girl sucking own pussy juice = FUCK! but Girl sucking own pussy juice off of your very own cock = FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! Then you bend over and tell him...fuck me like a doggy. While he is driving into you from behind take his hand and make him cup a breast or hold your neck. Keep begging him to cum for you. "I want to feel your hot spunk babemmmmmmm".

When he tells you he is ready. Tell him to pull out, but then don't move, spread your arse cheeks. "Smother my arse in your filthy hot cum you bastard". Then finish yourself off with some hand to pussy friction.

Happy times for one and all.

Eul Grepus

23-09-2003, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
How about all over your rectum while you hold your arse cheeks wide?

Let him do that. In fact! How fucking good would that be! Did you say its his first time? Can't be bothered reading back.

Right so the two of you are prodding and grinding away. Suddenly you pull him out of you and start sucking on it. This is a turn on as Girl sucking own pussy juice = FUCK! but Girl sucking own pussy juice off of your very own cock = FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! Then you bend over and tell him...fuck me like a doggy. While he is driving into you from behind take his hand and make him cup a breast or hold your neck. Keep begging him to cum for you. "I want to feel your hot spunk babemmmmmmm".

When he tells you he is ready. Tell him to pull out, but then don't move, spread your arse cheeks. "Smother my arse in your filthy hot cum you bastard". Then finish yourself off with some hand to pussy friction.

Happy times for one and all.

I have come to the conclusion that you are severely fucking disturbed mate!!!

Sir Cum

23-09-2003, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
I have come to the conclusion that you are severely fucking disturbed mate!!!

You think i'm disturbed? DoctorLurve thinks its ok to shag female sheep!

Eul Grepus

23-09-2003, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
You think i'm disturbed? DoctorLurve thinks its ok to shag female sheep!

Whats your point?? i have a really good custom emoticon on MSN Messenger for sheep shagging... it's the welsh in me... and in the sheep ;)

VinylVicky

23-09-2003, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
I have come to the conclusion that you are severely fucking disturbed mate!!! you must think I am aswell then :blush:
:lol:

Eul Grepus

23-09-2003, 04:44 PM

Not at all VV, i think ur lovely ;) :flirt:

Sir Cum

23-09-2003, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by VinylVicky
you must think I am aswell then :blush:
:lol:

Girls got good taste :hyper:

VinylVicky

23-09-2003, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Eul Grepus
Not at all VV, i think ur lovely ;) :flirt:
*feels relieved* why thank you hunny, not bad ya self :flirt: :D

VinylVicky

23-09-2003, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
Girls got good taste :hyper:
aye :thumb:

Docter Lurve

23-09-2003, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
You think i'm disturbed? DoctorLurve thinks its ok to shag female sheep!

Im a docter I know whats right and wrong!

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... Hey and hole is a goal
;)

~kaz~

23-09-2003, 05:38 PM

who you calling a little gir?!?

Zella

23-09-2003, 10:16 PM

Zella

23-09-2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
How about all over your rectum while you hold your arse cheeks wide?

Let him do that. In fact! How fucking good would that be! Did you say its his first time? Can't be bothered reading back.

Right so the two of you are prodding and grinding away. Suddenly you pull him out of you and start sucking on it. This is a turn on as Girl sucking own pussy juice = FUCK! but Girl sucking own pussy juice off of your very own cock = FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! Then you bend over and tell him...fuck me like a doggy. While he is driving into you from behind take his hand and make him cup a breast or hold your neck. Keep begging him to cum for you. "I want to feel your hot spunk babemmmmmmm".

When he tells you he is ready. Tell him to pull out, but then don't move, spread your arse cheeks. "Smother my arse in your filthy hot cum you bastard". Then finish yourself off with some hand to pussy friction.

Happy times for one and all.

oh my god!!! theres more!!! sircum you should write porn more often! send me more porn!

sorry....im horny what can i say

Kermit

24-09-2003, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by Zella
sorry....im horny what can i say

Sir Cum's got a date?:p

Kermit

24-09-2003, 11:05 AM

Tell him hes not as good as his dad.

Thatd surprise him :lol:

rhinohorny

09-10-2003, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Sir Cum
Go down on your knees.
Unzip his flies.
Put his cock in your mouth.
Take his hands.
Put them on the back of your head.
Tell him to fuck your mouth like the little cum slut you are.
Gag lots.
Swallow his load.
I'm sure he will like my plan.
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Call me a pedant, but how's she going to say 'fuck me in the mouth' if her mouth's akready full of cock? Would it sound a bit like like 'fummmeee innna mufff ligerlil cmmm clut' ... and he might end up saying 'yer what???'

If you want a special surprise I can honestly say asking him 'Is it ok it we have a threesome with my best friend' cannot be beaten ...

Sir Cum

09-10-2003, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by rhinohorny
Call me a pedant, but how's she going to say 'fuck me in the mouth' if her mouth's akready full of cock? Would it sound a bit like like 'fummmeee innna mufff ligerlil cmmm clut' ... and he might end up saying 'yer what???'

Speaks for itself doesn't it? I wasn't about to type out -

Go down on your knees.
Unzip his flies.
Put his cock in your mouth.
Take his hands.
Put them on the back of your head.
Remove Penis from your mouth so that you can speak
Tell him to fuck your mouth like the little cum slut you are.
Put his cock back in your mouth
Gag lots.
Swallow his load.
I'm sure he will like my plan.

Whilst I am at it should I add in "Remove Penis From Trousers" after Unzipping his flies? She might get a mouthful of cloth otherwise!

Tylers_mum18

09-10-2003, 02:00 PM

lmao sir cum i think thats for slightly more advanced 'fuckers' lol

to the first poster, get yourself on ebay and get some cheap lingerie, i just got a pvc basque and thong set for 16 quid and two pairs of fishnet stockings for 6 quid - BARGAIN!!!! Wear them under your lothes and surprise him, although it may feel a little sleezy if its your very first time together!

Does anyone ere like Thigh High Boots? And if so, how much would you pay for a pair for yourself or, if your male your g/f to wear?(altho each to their own ya trannys :p)

Sir Cum

09-10-2003, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by The New Cute Chick
Does anyone ere like Thigh High Boots? And if so, how much would you pay for a pair for yourself or, if your male your g/f to wear?

£100 tops.

I'd walk into the shop, slap £100 down on the counter and demand "A pair of fuck me boots for my girl please. She is a size 3 foot and has legs like a vice."

Fuck me boots for one and all!

Tylers_mum18

09-10-2003, 04:34 PM

hehe my fella got some for a £100 from ann summers, very pricey but they're better than the cheap ones

sar's the lady

09-10-2003, 04:52 PM

i sooooo want some thigh high boots so i can play the dominatrix :naughty:

Tylers_mum18

09-10-2003, 04:57 PM

lol thats my boyfs thing, he loves being dominated but hes recently taken to sir cums blowjob idea, which to my surprise i actually like, in a big way, oh yes, yes YES!!!! lol

Slids

18-10-2003, 05:06 PM