Girls: Noticing erections

[jl151080]

Girls: Have you ever noticed that a guy has an erection while talking to him or whatever.

One time I was out with a group of mates and a girl sat on my lap. I immediately got an erection, and have never been sure if she would have noticed! I guess so!

[Faith]

Yeah us girlies usually do notice those kinda things ;)

[jl151080]

How often has it happened to you?

[lucifer devil]

:rolleyes:

[**grunge gurl**]

Yea we do notice these kinda things.. ;) Especially when my bf has them at school, I have to stand in front of him to cover it up! :lol:

[lucifer devil]

:eek2:

[Godders]

Yea my gf always notices, and strokes it to wind me up. And i have to try and hide it!:mad:

[Bristolmike]

Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......:blush:
:yuck:

[Ilora-Danon]

Well, I mean, you can't really miss then can you? lol.
Thats happened to me a few times...
Well, one time was cause I was teasin him ;)

Ilora x

[Docter Lurve]

It can be the most embaressing thing- hwne your sitting down and get up or are just talking to someone,

What do you think when you see a fella getting one- or with one?

In a nightclub If i get one from dancing I always kinda rub her against it- swaying the hips to let her know, most women dont mind or like it in those circumstances!

[NinjaMaster]

*Wonders how long THAT image will survive*

:lol:

[sar's the lady]

yeh we do tend to notice them
i remember i was on the beach once and they was some bloke about 40 odd with some little speedos on and he had a rock on :yuck:

[Bristolmike]

Originally posted by sar's the lady
yeh we do tend to notice them
i remember i was on the beach once and they was some bloke about 40 odd with some little speedos on and he had a rock on :yuck:

Had he just come out of the water? When I get out of really cold water I find my john thomas pops up somewhat paradoxically to say hello.

[*MadinThenuT*]

Originally posted by Bristolmike
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.......:blush:
:yuck:

LMAO! Excactly. :lol:

[Good Riddance]

It was the worst at school when I was between about 14-16 and had just started noticing girls - especially early developers with big boobs! And your little young mind goes into overdrive, next thing you hear the teacher shouting "Could You Stand And Show The Class Your Presentation Please!" At which point you either have to try to explain that you have broken your leg at P.E. earlier, or prepare for biggest embarrasment of your early life!

And when you are dancing with a bird and you get a stonk-on, does the girl take it as a compliment if she feels it :naughty:, or as "Who the fuck is this sad pervy bastard I'm dancing with?:crazyeyes:?"

[Good Riddance]

Originally posted by Bristolmike
Had he just come out of the water? When I get out of really cold water I find my john thomas pops up somewhat paradoxically to say hello.

Hmmmm, mine always goes the other way and says "fuck this! if your staying in here, i'm satying in HERE! "

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Good Riddance


And when you are dancing with a bird and you get a stonk-on, does the girl take it as a compliment if she feels it :naughty:, or as "Who the fuck is this sad pervy bastard I'm dancing with?:crazyeyes:?"

Obviously some "prudish" girls might take offence, i personally get turned on by it :naughty: Takes all my willpower to not actually do something with it :D

[Ladon J]

It happened to me on the bus a little while ago.

There were some girls I knew sitting near me, which happen to be some very good looking girls.

My mind wandered off during this long bus journey, and... you know.

I don't think they noticed because I had my bag on my lap and when I got to my stop I just jumped of the bus as quickly as possible, because I was still active :p

[Bristolmike]

Originally posted by Good Riddance
Hmmmm, mine always goes the other way and says "fuck this! if your staying in here, i'm satying in HERE! "

No no no....when I get OUT he gets big....when I get IN cold water its amazing how small it can go!

[jl151080]

The most embarrasing situation I had was getting one while getting changed at shool. I was on my own in the changing room thinking about a girl I fancied (still do actually) and just as I pulled my shorts down, a mate walked in.

I was only wearing my pants, and it was very obvious he immediately saw the bulge. Embarrasing embarrasing embarrasing!

[jl151080]

I find there's two levels: There's a normal erection, and a major erection I've only got if I'm VERY turned on, where it gets so hard it actually hurts.

I've got major ones a few times talking to girls or whatever, and they must notice.

[Char_Baby]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Obviously some "prudish" girls might take offence, i personally get turned on by it :naughty: Takes all my willpower to not actually do something with it :D

me too! i love it!

ooh spank me!

[jl151080]

What if the guy started trying to unzip your skirt or whatever to get into your knickers? Would you let him?

[Char_Baby]

Originally posted by jl151080
What if the guy started trying to unzip your skirt or whatever to get into your knickers? Would you let him?

if he was a boyfreind or a guy i really liked

of course not if he was some pervert rapist fella

that was a stupid question

[jl151080]

Obviously not if he was a rapist or anything! But if you were in a club and wanted a laugh or whatever, and the guy was obviously turned on.

[rachie004]

its not so much erections i notice, but when I'm bored (i.e. on the bus, no matter how short the journey is) (and yes i know this is bloody immature.. but I'm young and its ok) I tend to bulge (sp) spot.. my ex always tries to catch me out and asks me where his is in his trousers.. but he's obsessed by his penis anyway

[dominatrix]

And when you are dancing with a bird and you get a stonk-on, does the girl take it as a compliment if she feels it , or as "Who the fuck is this sad pervy bastard I'm dancing with?:?"

if it's a boyfriend or whatever... yeah, that's nice! nice to know i'm turning him on, especially as i only do close dancing... otherwise it's like "oh ffs calm yourself :rolleyes: " (in my head obv, lol)

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Bristolmike
Had he just come out of the water? When I get out of really cold water I find my john thomas pops up somewhat paradoxically to say hello.


no he was just lyin there sunbathing maybe he was having dirty thoughts eh :rolleyes:

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by jl151080
I find there's two levels: There's a normal erection, and a major erection I've only got if I'm VERY turned on, where it gets so hard it actually hurts.


when me and my man havent had sex for a few days and then we go for it he gets such a major rock on and i luvvv feeling how big and hard he is corrrrrrr :naughty:

turns me on just thinkin bout it ;)

[Lickalotapuss]

It can be embarrasing if it happens at the wrong time. I find the best way to deal with it is to tuck it under your belt on your jeans and then let your t-shirts hang over it.

I find it really easy to control myself when i'm close dancing with someone. I dance really close and sexilly with quite a few of my girl mates, even though they are really nice looking I never seem to find myself prodding them up the arse with my stonk on.

[Good Riddance]

Originally posted by jl151080
Obviously not if he was a rapist or anything! But if you were in a club and wanted a laugh or whatever, and the guy was obviously turned on.

:rolleyes: Oh, What Fun, Getting Your Skirt Unzipped Infront Of Hundreds Of People On The Dance Floor! :rolleyes:

[jl151080]

Originally posted by Good Riddance
:rolleyes: Oh, What Fun, Getting Your Skirt Unzipped Infront Of Hundreds Of People On The Dance Floor! :rolleyes:

There are lots of girls who'd be quite up for that apparently.

[lisa simpson's saxophone]

Originally posted by jl151080
There are lots of girls who'd be quite up for that apparently.

You're starting to worry me...

[jl151080]

Only from stuff I've heard, but they are probably bragging anyway

[Faith]

Originally posted by Good Riddance
And when you are dancing with a bird and you get a stonk-on, does the girl take it as a compliment if she feels it :naughty:, or as "Who the fuck is this sad pervy bastard I'm dancing with?:crazyeyes:?"

If it was some random perv dancing with me then I would move, wouldn't be impressed by it at all! Maybe when I was younger but not anymore, I like a man to have a bit more control than that :yeees: And if they even tried to unzip my skirt on the dancefloor they'd get a slap! :p

[Good Riddance]

Originally posted by jl151080
Only from stuff I've heard, but they are probably bragging anyway

Where are you from, Pervy? Amsterdam? Around Here You Would Get Arrested For Doing Shit Like That!

[crescendo]

I ALWAYS get an erection when I get off the bus!

I'm used to it now so when I'm just about to get off I adjust it (i.e. point it upwards).
If there's a woman sitting next to me on the bus, I pretend that I'm getting my wallet out of my pocket and discreetly adjust it accordingly :D

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by crescendo
I ALWAYS get an erection when I get off the bus!

I'm used to it now so when I'm just about to get off I adjust it (i.e. point it upwards).
If there's a woman sitting next to me on the bus, I pretend that I'm getting my wallet out of my pocket and discreetly adjust it accordingly :D

ive never heard of a man that gets an erection getting off a bus!

thats kinda odd

no offence :p

[sar's the lady]

..........but then i spose its not really the sorta thing you go round chatting about is it :lol:

[Docter Lurve]

Originally posted by sar's the lady
..........but then i spose its not really the sorta thing you go round chatting about is it :lol:

Well actually getting of the bus today had this big erectionb getting of the bus and knocked over some old woman....



Serious though- I do tend to get them getting of a bus too, im normally half asleep on the bus in the morning or my mind is off wandering so you tend to get of with quite a horn at times: well suppose im just a horny fucker too :chin:

[sar's the lady]

Originally posted by Docter Lurve
Well actually getting of the bus today had this big erectionb getting of the bus and knocked over some old woman....



omg pmsl :lol:

[Romeo]

In my experience girls find it really horny. I have just met a girl who gives me one every time we kiss, and when she notices it really turns her on, which is excellent.
It used to happen to me on dancefloor with a female friend too and she found it well cool (though she was a mates g/f so we had to watch that), and there was once in a nightclub when i hd one whilst dancing with a girl and she put her hand down my trousers and started wanking me. I returned the favour, and there were plenty of people about - it was great fun.:D

[Kazbo]

Yeah us girls notice...just one of them things. Can't say it relaly bothers me either way. i've got a bad habbit of doing it to my fella on purpose now in public, but then he doesn't really mind...or doesn't complain anyways :yeees:

In a club I'm one of the bitches who dick teases guys...so my jobs done as soon as they get a hard on...Sorry guys but I'll walk off at that point...no fun afterwards. :-p

[urban]

my girlfriend notices mine all the time ...she just ignores it ....except when of course ...shes not supposed to :)

[ShyBoy]

my ex noticed and was quite disgusted at me. tho there was that one time... heh. we were kissing and her hand strayed. she told me off for telling her what she did and kept protesting her innocence.

i get them too often - but i am 16 so.. hopefully when old age :p sets in i will be more controllable. also; i dont find tucking it under my belt helps. usually it's too erm :blush:..... has a mind of its own lets say.

[Crispy]

That reminds me of a time when I was in a maths lesson in yr9 & it was non-uniform day.

I had these pair of jeans on & u know when u sit down the fabric folds up & it looks like u are smuggling big ben. Well all the girls were pointing a giggling at me & i'm just sat there like what the hell are they on:eek2:. I mean it's only the folds in my jeans nothing else that they were thinking.

Well, at the end of the lesson when I got up to leave this girl grabbed me from behind & put her arms around my chest & put her knee into my back as 2 extenuate my non-existent hard on:D.

But @ this point my man friend decided it would make an appearance & pop up to say hello but only because I could feel the girls breasts digging into my back. :naughty:

I couldn't go into the class without the girls making wise cracks @ me & I just replied to them "u want it, u can come & get it" ;)