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godscop
09-09-2003, 04:09 PM
Pulled from another site.....

Chapter 1

"I was born in Stalybridge in 1904 & have been a United supporter all my life. In fact the first game I ever went to was with me old man, the ECF in 1968 when I was 3 and a half. What a night that was...we won ...er I think. Yes, that's right, I'm sure David Beckham rounded the keeper for one of them & that other bloke got 2.

Anyway, I digress. So I get the United job. It was a dream come true. My dream post, what with being a lifelong United fan and that. Oh, the £600K helped, it's true, but it was my Dream job".

Chapter 3

"I loved Alex Ferguson. The man was a legend. Ever since I was a boy, aged 4 in 1983, the year Sir Alex was knighted I think I'm right in saying, I worshipped that man. After all, he'd broken the duopoly in Scotland hadn't he, with that never-to-be-forgotten Airdrie side of his. The way they beat AC Milan to gain the Scottish Cup at Wembley was well, unforgettable. Especially as his team were all Scottish you know. I mean, they're shit at footy, aren't they? When I got the chance to work along side him at Manchester plc, it was a dream come true. Obviously, being a lifelong fan of Manchester - my hero as a kid of 6 in 1988 standing on the Stretford Road End North Tier III was always the late great Denis Pearson - I jumped at the chance.

We didn't get off to a good start actually. Once while he was on holiday in the closed season, I snopaked the words "Football Club" out of the revised Club crest that he had approved. I mean, it was uncalled for really, wasn't it. Well, what an over-reaction. Two little words! I ask you. Still, we got over it & became the best of chums".

Chapter 7

"Where did it all start to go wrong with that bastard Ferguson? Well, from the start really. He was always so bloody keen on football. I mean he had no business acumen whatsoever. I tried telling him that building a corporate conglomerate business worldwide household leisure brand name trade mark multi-doodar doublespeak bollox is what The Football Club was all about, but he kept going on & on about players, and injuries, history, glory & goals & spending money etc. No clue!

And rude?!! My word he had a foul temper & a foul mouth to go with it. I remember once I'd just got back from Paris, where I'd promised PSG to fax over written confirmation of the £20m I'd promised them. OK, so it was a bit of an exaggeration. I said £20m to them, obviously coz I had a plane to catch, but what I meant was £11m. I mean, that's in the same ballpark innit? Anyway, I forgot the fax altogether & I only remembered it when we were half way to the States, didn't I? Apparently by then, the kid we were interested in (can't remember his name) had only gone & joined a bunch of bankrupt Spaniards!!! Well, that's hardly my fault is it? But you should have heard his language. Effed & blinded at me for hours. Even called me an "effin baldy nomark!!". It was humiliating. And in front of the players too. I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes, but I was too proud to cry in front of that beast! Had my wife or dear old mam been with me, I'd have gone running to them for a cuddle & an ego massage! But I stood toe to toe with him, like a man, and said..."stop it you nasty horrible man" & I turned, my dignity intact, and walked to my seat and watched the rest of the In-flight movie on my own. That showed him who was boss. "

Final Chapter

So anyway, as I was saying. I was born in Croydon, in the heart of London's trendy West End. A died in the wool true bloo! I was brought up in the heady day of 1971 (when I was just a wee lad of 14) when we won the first of our numerous trophies. OK, so it would be another 20 odd years before we'd win anything again, but with great legends like Stevie Kember, Alan Birchinall, Peter Rhodes-Brown & Mark Bosnich to fall back on, I don't think we are found wanting in the history stakes, eh.? Legends all.

So Romy (as I call him) rings me & says (through an interpreter, obviously) " Veron for £15m & I'll give you a job too. £1.25m per year for doing niet, as obviously I'll be doing the negotiating, what with your track record!!". Well I mean, what "a challenge" that would be. I could hardly turn it down, what with being a died in the wool bloo & all".."

BlackArab
09-09-2003, 04:43 PM
A spoonful of sugar helps the grapes go down :naughty: lol

godscop
09-09-2003, 06:42 PM
I just thought it was funny :)

Don't get me started on 'Kenyonomics'

BlackArab
10-09-2003, 03:55 PM
I got the joke :)

Wouldn't it be a breath of fresh air, if someone said 'well actually the money was too good to turn down, loyalty doesn't pay the rent'

godscop
10-09-2003, 10:10 PM
They aren't doing it for money. He felt his life needed a new challenge:D

Man Of Kent
11-09-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by BlackArab
Wouldn't it be a breath of fresh air, if someone said 'well actually the money was too good to turn down, loyalty doesn't pay the rent'

Wouldn't it be great if fans accepted that?

If your top striker (or any other post) came out in the press and said something to the effect of "I don't care about the team, I'm just here for the money" how do you think the fans would react?

BTW Much as I am angry about the turncoat style of Kenyon, he was still several levels better than Edwards.

godscop
11-09-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Man Of Kent
BTW Much as I am angry about the turncoat style of Kenyon, he was still several levels better than Edwards.

Without question, he was a vast improvement on Edwards. Mainly for his consultation with the fans, even if it was only a gesture it was badly needed at the time.

His transfer dealings leave something to be desired.

He paid £24m up front to Lazio for Veron, then a few weeks later sold Stam for £16m to same team, we haven't recieved a penny of that I'm led to believe.

Then paid £10m too much (imo) for Ferdinand to Leeds who were on their knees at the time.

Then fucked up the Ronaldinho transfer, and accepted a Lazio style deal from Real Madrid for Beckham. I know Real have paid up a lump sum now, but that was at their discretion.

A lot is made about the large sponsership deals he negotioated but surely that was down to who we are rather than Kenyon.

I don't think it matters that hes gone. His replacement David Gill is of far more concern. He's definately one from the Edwards mould and being from the home counties doesn't do him any favours.

BlackArab
12-09-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by Man Of Kent
Wouldn't it be great if fans accepted that?

If your top striker (or any other post) came out in the press and said something to the effect of "I don't care about the team, I'm just here for the money" how do you think the fans would react?

BTW Much as I am angry about the turncoat style of Kenyon, he was still several levels better than Edwards.

Good point, first I would react as your normal intelligent and well-balanced fan :mad:

Then I would ask myself, 'well why do I go to work?' :rolleyes:

Its generally accepted at Bristol Rovers that strikers only play for our club as a platform to better things elsewhere

eg Marcus Stewart, Nathan Ellington, Bobby Zamora, Jason Roberts

The Gas, The Gas! Everyones favourite feeder club :lol: