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WLH
06-06-2003, 04:57 PM
Does anyone know a technique for giving oneself a blow job? I have tried a few times but I just don't seem to be flexible enough :( If I could just manage it, it'd change my life forever :D

Crazyredeyes
06-06-2003, 05:01 PM
Cant you get a girl/boy/pet to do it for you ?

WLH
06-06-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
Cant you get a girl/boy/pet to do it for you ?

I knew you were going to say that!

Girl: Can't get a girlfriend
Boy: Not gay
Pet: What the fuck?! :eek:

I rest my case.

clara
06-06-2003, 05:15 PM
prostitute?

why do you want to give yourself a blow job so much anyway?! whats wrong with wanking? most blokes manage:p

VinylVicky
06-06-2003, 05:27 PM
have some ribs taken out, you can do it then...so ive heard!

Ilora-Danon
06-06-2003, 06:01 PM
Aye! Marilyn Manson has had ribs taken out of his rib cage so he can give himself head....

VinylVicky
06-06-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Ilora-Danon
Aye! Marilyn Manson has had ribs taken out of his rib cage so he can give himself head....

I heard Prince has too

DG
06-06-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
I heard Prince has too

Really where did you hear that from?

I heard something about ribs being taken out for Cher - but only to make her appear thinner.

VinylVicky
06-06-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
Really where did you hear that from?

I heard something about ribs being taken out for Cher - but only to make her appear thinner.

pamela anderson had it done to!!


all of us are saying we heard...dya think its all hear say or what?

DG
06-06-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
pamela anderson had it done to!!


all of us are saying we heard...dya think its all hear say or what?


Yeah I think so, probably a bunch of plastic surgeons got together and started boasting and making up stuff!!

But after Michael Jackon saying he's only had 2 surgeries on his face and ONLY to his nose I don't know.

I can't believe someone could change their face that much in only two sessions and anyway he says only the nose has changed but that chin is just unreal. If the man wasn't so famous wouldn't anyone here see him in the street and run a mile in fright.


I quite like the guy and some of his older songs like Billy Jean - and his dance moves are amazing but I find what he's done to himself hard to understand.

Mr_Wobble
06-06-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
all of us are saying we heard...dya think its all hear say or what? Probably. There are so many rumours floating around, and you keep finding a particular story keeps on resurfacing and getting attached to yet another celebrity.

Of course, just about every bloke has wondered about doing it, and tried it. And if you say no you haven't, then just wait until the day that curiosity gets the better of you. It's only a matter of time.
It'll take you months, if not years, of stretching to be able do get the flexibility to do that anyway.

Mr_Wobble ;)

jacaranda
06-06-2003, 09:40 PM
as the others point out it doesn't seem possible unless you have ribs taken out of your body

Mr_Wobble
07-06-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by jacaranda
as the others point out it doesn't seem possible unless you have ribs taken out of your body I've seen photos of people who can, without having to have anything removed. Freaky! (but very lucky in some respects). :D

Mr_Wobble ;)

Zella
07-06-2003, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Ilora-Danon
Aye! Marilyn Manson has had ribs taken out of his rib cage so he can give himself head....

thats crap! i've read his book. the only reson people say he gives himself is cos at one of his gigs some girlwent on stage dress as him with a dildo in her trousers and he walked on stage half way thro a song took out part of the dil and started sucking it.
he has had no ribs removed.

Teagan
07-06-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by will haycock
Does anyone know a technique for giving oneself a blow job? I have tried a few times but I just don't seem to be flexible enough :( If I could just manage it, it'd change my life forever :D

Um ... I can .... :blush:

I lie with my shoulders, neck and the back of my head pressing down on the bed. Then with my legs over my head so far that my toes touch the bed behind me (and my bum is right up in the air), I can suck myself off. It's not very comfortable but it's quite weird and kinda horny to do occassionally.

WLH
07-06-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by clara
prostitute?

why do you want to give yourself a blow job so much anyway?! whats wrong with wanking? most blokes manage:p

I'm not desperate enough to do it with a prostitute.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with wanking - it's just a bit boring compared to sucking yourself off. :p

Dr Katz
07-06-2003, 10:29 PM
Don't worry mate, I can do it too! :D

WLH
07-06-2003, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Teagan
Um ... I can .... :blush:

I lie with my shoulders, neck and the back of my head pressing down on the bed. Then with my legs over my head so far that my toes touch the bed behind me (and my bum is right up in the air), I can suck myself off. It's not very comfortable but it's quite weird and kinda horny to do occassionally.

Just attempted your technique... trouble is, it hurts my chest. I guess I just need to get more flexible? Any good stretches I can do?

Dr Katz
07-06-2003, 10:38 PM
Not really. It's just one of those things. You can either do it or you can't! But that's also the technique I use too

WLH
07-06-2003, 10:43 PM
Ah well, at least I tried! Back to boring old masturbation for me I guess! :rolleyes:

Dr Katz
07-06-2003, 10:44 PM
Just never try it on a full stomach :no:

WLH
07-06-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Dr Katz
Just never try it on a full stomach :no:

I wouldn't be tempted! That'd make one feel pretty rough!

Dr Katz
07-06-2003, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by will haycock
Ah well, at least I tried! Back to boring old masturbation for me I guess! :rolleyes:

Another technique that might work for you:
sit on your bed with your back facing the wall, then try to put your legs over your head like before, but this time push your legs up so they go up the wall and you have a straight back, voila no chest pain!

WLH
07-06-2003, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Dr Katz
Another technique that might work for you:
sit on your bed with your back facing the wall, then try to put your legs over your head like before, but this time push your legs up so they go up the wall and you have a straight back, voila no chest pain!

Cheers mate, I'll keep on practicing!:D

DaisyChainThing
07-06-2003, 11:47 PM
Am I the only one thinking, why the fuck would anyone want to give themself a blow job? :eek2: (Sorry if that was answered but I didn't read all the replies. Tra la la) Even if I could bend that much I wouldn't do that to myself. :|

I don't even think I want an answer. :|

But each to their own, etc. I hope you get...er, bendy and learn to blow yourself. :p

nosferatu1000
08-06-2003, 12:54 AM
and if you think sucking yourself off is restricted to just a few people [1/2500 IIRC!] then i've seen a picture of someone who fucked themselves....no seriously, looked VERY painful as his balls were almost on top of his cock as it were....

don't think i kept the pic, although i imagine it is on kazaa if anyone is interested....

all i could say was eww!

fugue
09-06-2003, 09:55 AM
DOES ANYone seriously believe people have taken ribs out so that they can give themselves head, i think it's a very large load of bullshit.

And yeah zella is right about manson

VinylVicky
09-06-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Teagan
Um ... I can .... :blush:

I lie with my shoulders, neck and the back of my head pressing down on the bed. Then with my legs over my head so far that my toes touch the bed behind me (and my bum is right up in the air), I can suck myself off. It's not very comfortable but it's quite weird and kinda horny to do occassionally.

WHAT?:confused:

Teagan
09-06-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
WHAT?:confused:

I know ... :blush:

Lacy
09-06-2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Teagan
I know ... :blush:

You need to get out more hun :p

VinylVicky
09-06-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Teagan
I know ... :blush:

rolmfao!! sorry hun, each to there own i spose!

Teagan
09-06-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
rolmfao!! sorry hun, each to there own i spose!

Hehehehe ... it wasn't easy being 13 or 14, being as horny as f*ck and needing a release somehow! I rarely do it now 'cos I have nice people that are always happy to oblige! :naughty:

VinylVicky
09-06-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Teagan
Hehehehe ... it wasn't easy being 13 or 14, being as horny as f*ck and needing a release somehow! I rarely do it now 'cos I have nice people that are always happy to oblige! :naughty:

Cool! ;)

*TiNK*
09-06-2003, 05:26 PM
these celebs r wierd!

Docter Lurve
09-06-2003, 05:44 PM
Giving yourself a blowjob just aint right- it undermines the whole beauty of what a blowjob is- lieing back doing nothing and feeling these wet slippery lips and tongue rummaging on your cock-

If you need a release just wank(does the other 98% of the male population)- or try for a gf for god's sake!

remember being in maunmission in Ibiza where the guy actually sucks his own cock with thousands of people watching then spits the cum out at the crowd! :eek:

**grunge gurl**
09-06-2003, 08:02 PM
Isn't the whole point of a blow job so you get someone else to it for you? I mean.. Guys can masturbate, girls masturbate guys for them but guys (apparently) enjoy being sucked off alot more because they can't do it themselves?! If guys could suck themselves off, it wouldn't be so pleasureable for them when another person gave them head, would it??!

Please correct me if I'm wrong...

Blnde_BombShell
10-06-2003, 02:12 AM
I dont really wanna go through 35 replys to see if someone already said this but I knew this guy in my old Yoga class and the only reason he was doing Yoga was so he could give himself a blowjob. it was quiet funny. he was doing yoga everyday for about 4 months and finally got it. he made sure he told me the day he could do it. boy did we have a party for him!! j/k:lol:

Teagan
10-06-2003, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by **grunge gurl**
Isn't the whole point of a blow job so you get someone else to it for you? I mean.. Guys can masturbate, girls masturbate guys for them but guys (apparently) enjoy being sucked off alot more because they can't do it themselves?! If guys could suck themselves off, it wouldn't be so pleasureable for them when another person gave them head, would it??!

Please correct me if I'm wrong...

I've always been jealous of how dog's manage to do it ... :p

lil_minx
10-06-2003, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by will haycock
Does anyone know a technique for giving oneself a blow job? I have tried a few times but I just don't seem to be flexible enough :( If I could just manage it, it'd change my life forever :D

get a few ribs pulled out.... then you can join theclub with manson (lovely lovely manson :heart: ) and the artist...

if somebody told me a way that meant i could lick myself out.. i wouldnt wana do it, but thats me i guess~each to his own!

fugue
10-06-2003, 10:37 AM
i agree, i don't find it appealing

WLH
10-06-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Docter Lurve


If you need a release just wank(does the other 98% of the male population)- or try for a gf for god's sake!



Can you imagine me having a girlfriend? Anyway, I don't suppose I'll ever have time for one anyway. Once I've done my exams and been to university I'll probably go into the yuppy world and work 70 hours a week and go out clubbing every night or so - and I'm going to stand tall, cool, aloof - no-one will be good enough for me.

But I guess I can see your point. I've given up on the idea of sucking myself off, it just seems to be a waste of time. Maybe it just does need someone else.

pie
10-06-2003, 02:03 PM
my mouths about an inch off my naughty bits when i try! hehe

but i wouldnt like to do it to myself i find that oral sex is more appealing and intimate when someone else does it... wouldnt know why you would want to do it to yourself... cuming into your own mouth BLEUGH!

but if you really want to - yoga/ribs removed/practice - go for it - but let us know if you manage it hehe :rolleyes:

Kurt
11-06-2003, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by **grunge gurl**
Isn't the whole point of a blow job so you get someone else to it for you? I mean.. Guys can masturbate, girls masturbate guys for them but guys (apparently) enjoy being sucked off alot more because they can't do it themselves?! If guys could suck themselves off, it wouldn't be so pleasureable for them when another person gave them head, would it??!

Please correct me if I'm wrong...

Ah but why do girls use dildos and vibrators? Shouldn't they just stick to fingers? I guess this is just something different.

Lordy, you guys should fear the day when your mums walk in on you in that legs over head position described earlier, there's just no explaining it!


Honestly mum, I tripped! :lol:

711fitzy
12-06-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by jacaranda
as the others point out it doesn't seem possible unless you have ribs taken out of your body

do you really think so, do u not think the people that are double jointed can do it. *cough*:D

NinjaMaster
12-06-2003, 01:34 PM
To quote Bill Hicks (from my Sig)

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

calvinturner
16-06-2003, 11:47 PM
I've managed to get my head in my mouth and i actually came in my own mouth. Big no no. made me feel kinda Gay porno style. Didnt do it again.

VinylVicky
17-06-2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by calvinturner
I've managed to get my head in my mouth and i actually came in my own mouth. Big no no. made me feel kinda Gay porno style. Didnt do it again.


PMSL!!!!!!

solid_L
17-06-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Ilora-Danon
Aye! Marilyn Manson has had ribs taken out of his rib cage so he can give himself head....

:yes: i heard that too, altho that may be a little OTT, maybe even for marlyn manson - im guessing its just a rumour but who knows.

personally i think of the thought of giving myself extremely sad and it seems desperate, but thats my opinion - dont go ripping my head off guys

Ally Your Pally
17-06-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by solid_L
:yes: i heard that too, altho that may be a little OTT, maybe even for marlyn manson - im guessing its just a rumour but who knows.

personally i think of the thought of giving myself extremely sad and it seems desperate, but thats my opinion - dont go ripping my head off guys

but wouldnt that mean wanking is desperate? and im SURE that you wank.

As it happens i am able to give myself head, great thing it is when theres noone else around to do it for you either.

VinylVicky
17-06-2003, 08:20 PM
Actually, I wish I could give myself head then I would never ever need a boyf!

VinylVicky
17-06-2003, 08:20 PM
or does anyone want to give me head? For no reason but pure self and filth, and then you can go home?

DG
17-06-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
or does anyone want to give me head? For no reason but pure self and filth, and then you can go home?


.... if only you didn't live so damn far away girl!! :D

Seven_VII
17-06-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
have some ribs taken out, you can do it then...so ive heard!

Yeh, i heard that too. but we shud just stick 2 lettin girls/farm animals doin it for us.

Shogun
17-06-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
or does anyone want to give me head? For no reason but pure self and filth, and then you can go home?

I wanna give u head,but distance is the killer.

VinylVicky
18-06-2003, 02:43 PM
Well if ever you 2 horny licking men are ever passing my way...feel free to take advantage:naughty: and Ninj, you can too!

NinjaMaster
18-06-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
Well if ever you 2 horny licking men are ever passing my way...feel free to take advantage:naughty: and Ninj, you can too!

Didn't even need to offer. I'm being asked now :D *head expands*

VinylVicky
18-06-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by NinjaMaster
Didn't even need to offer. I'm being asked now :D *head expands*

LOL always glad to make ya happy Ninj!

NinjaMaster
18-06-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
LOL always glad to make ya happy Ninj!

I know you would given half the chance. It's a pity you live soooooooooooo very far away.

*Pops onto Derby internet site to check for jobs and houses*

VinylVicky
18-06-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by NinjaMaster
I know you would given half the chance. It's a pity you live soooooooooooo very far away.

*Pops onto Derby internet site to check for jobs and houses*

*offers ninj w.e stays in Derby*

NinjaMaster
18-06-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
*offers ninj w.e stays in Derby*

*checks train-times and fares to Derby* :D

WLH
18-06-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
Actually, I wish I could give myself head then I would never ever need a boyf!

Not sure whether you're being sarcastic or not there! :p

VinylVicky
18-06-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by will haycock
Not sure whether you're being sarcastic or not there! :p

erm a bit of sarcasm there...but I reckon..sometimes when your gagging for a bit of tongue action and no ones there to help...id love to be able to do it.....but itd be too awkward and id feel like a acrobatwat!

DG
18-06-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by VinylVicky
Well if ever you 2 horny licking men are ever passing my way...feel free to take advantage:naughty: and Ninj, you can too!

118.9 Miles to Derby for Me - according to Autoroute!!

That's a long way to go Dear ... are you worth the milage?

Are you any good? ... If so can you provide references!!
:D

.. (By the way the above line works well if you ever get approached by a street Hooker ... also asking if they do student discounts usually gets a giggle!!! ..... err... not that I'd know anything about that ... honest!!)

Guardian
24-05-2009, 11:38 PM
If you wanna give yourself head you will have to train to be more flexibel
here is a site that should help you out

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml

good luck

G
24-05-2009, 11:46 PM
6 year old thread you ejit

Jim V
24-05-2009, 11:46 PM
Thread's dead dude... thread's dead.