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perfect***day
10-04-2003, 05:08 PM
My boyfriend is home tomorrow, I *need* sex :( and guess what, yep you got it, sod's bloody law, my bloody PERIOD just arrived.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!






















*ahem* sorry rant over. :(

D'OHnut
10-04-2003, 05:13 PM
Sorry to hear that! :(

s.6 (2) of the Sods Law Act (1915) states: 'if you want something a lot and are waiting for it to happen, something will probably affect it.' ;)

Although you've got your period, you can still of course pleasure your boyfriend and he can caress your body except for your vaginal area. Perhaps not as good, but certainly better than nothing.

perfect***day
10-04-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost

s.6 (2) of the Sods Law Act (1915) states: 'if you want something a lot and are waiting for it to happen, something will probably affect it.' ;)


:lol: :lol: :lol: thanks Mobily, at least i know it's a legal requirement that my hormones piss me off, instead of just chance....

Harmless
10-04-2003, 05:18 PM
I don’t get these threads, you want sex? Have it!!:)

Just put a towel or two on the bed!

Or just cuddle instead. It’s not that hard to come up with a solution

If you really don’t like sex on the blob, just suck him off!:p

No point in both of you suffering is there;) :p

perfect***day
10-04-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Harmless

If you really don’t like sex on the blob, just suck him off!:p

No point in both of you suffering is there;) :p

grr men :rolleyes: but I want it toooooooo *whines*


Ok I'll shut up now. And no, neither of us like doing it while I'm on so I'll just have to suffer. And he can just sit back and enjoy... unless I get really jealous and BITE out of frustration.

Zella
10-04-2003, 10:12 PM
do it in the shower. the water washes away all the minging stuff and you get to have great standing up sex!

Lacy
10-04-2003, 10:17 PM
Just cos your on, dont mean you cant fuck him.

God havent i taught you people anything :p

BeckyBoo
10-04-2003, 10:21 PM
You can get prescribed stuff from your G.P to delay your period. Its obviously too late this time, but you take these tablets for about 3 or 4 days before your periods due and it stops it.
I was going on holiday and having a period was the last thing i wanted so I went to my doctor who prescribed tablets and went on holiday a lot happier
:naughty: :naughty:

You wouldnt be able to do this on a regular basis like :)

lisa simpson's saxophone
11-04-2003, 12:30 PM
There was a thread about this a couple of months ago and someone recommended something which is like a tampon and you use it so you can have sex on your period? Am I imagining it? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

LSS

perfect***day
11-04-2003, 02:02 PM
Ouch! Don't the technicalities of that get rather complicated...? Like having something 'up there' already when you're trying to have sex? :confused:


eew that's spoiled my coffee and biscuits. Becky the tablets sound more appealing...

lisa simpson's saxophone
11-04-2003, 02:47 PM
I know, doesn't sound very nice but I found the thread anyway. Product's apparently called 'Instead'.

http://www.thesite.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36417&highlight=pill+creativeness

perfect***day
11-04-2003, 02:53 PM
Eek too weird. I think i'd rather just not have sex... :(

eefs
11-04-2003, 02:54 PM
wow, in all the posts about this topic i've never seen this yoke mentioned. if it's real, it could be the answer to all our problems! oooh. although, it does sound kinda dodgy having sex while there's something else in you. kinda like doing it while you've still got a tampon in. wouldn't it just push it up further? :confused: i duno.

lisa simpson's saxophone
11-04-2003, 05:00 PM
Yeah it does exist. It's a bit like a diaphragm, but I've never used one of those either. I'd be more worried about how to get it out again!

The Philosopher
11-04-2003, 05:25 PM
It's really not that bad having sex when the girl is on her period. My girlfriend and I do and it's no bother at all provided that neither of you mind the sight of blood (ie the bloke particularly - women are more hardy than men I think) and you put a towel over the area where you'll be lying/sitting or whatever. Oh yeah, and for clean up purposes, it's best that a condom is worn so the mess is a bit less severe (strawberries and cream spring to mind ;) )

sups stud 2003
11-04-2003, 05:49 PM
and wen the towell gets blood onit............................

The Philosopher
11-04-2003, 07:16 PM
Ah, the trick is to put a plastic sheet or bag underneath so it doesn't soak through. Not that it does though really 'cos not much comes out. Girl on top presents different problems - gravity making things flow slightly quicker but man on top is no problem provided you don't mind blood on yourself.