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vorni
08-04-2003, 05:37 PM
hey im sure this has been done looooadsa times before...but! wheres the weirdest place you've ever had sex? the strangest place ive ever done it would have to be in a bush, not that weird i guess...:angel:
vodka babe
08-04-2003, 06:24 PM
mines not really weird but what the hell! mines in the back of my bf's car. :)
clara
08-04-2003, 06:49 PM
back of my car, parked in broad day light in a car park of a nature reserve!!
hehe... the thrill of someone seeing through the windows (although they we're pretty steamed up;) ):D :naughty:
*hellie*
08-04-2003, 06:54 PM
In the sea whilst on holiday in Greece. :D :blush:
perfect***day
08-04-2003, 07:09 PM
In bed... on the floor... damn I'm dull! :(
:rolleyes:
sweetiebabe
08-04-2003, 07:10 PM
The weirdest place i ever had sex was probably against a wall at the back of my boyfriends old primary school! it was 4 in the morning though so no one saw us!:rolleyes:
if you's dont mind me askin, wat way do you's have sex in the car? we've tried in my boyfriends car but we can never find a comfortable position that would be easy to jump out of if someone walked by! xx :confused:
Thanks!;)
clara
08-04-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by sweetiebabe
The weirdest place i ever had sex was probably against a wall at the back of my boyfriends old primary school! it was 4 in the morning though so no one saw us!:rolleyes:
if you's dont mind me askin, wat way do you's have sex in the car? we've tried in my boyfriends car but we can never find a comfortable position that would be easy to jump out of if someone walked by! xx :confused:
Thanks!;)
my boyf was sat down on the back seat and i was 'sat' on top! kinda like having sex on an arm chair;)
it could be percieved as a girl sat on a bloke's lap from a passer by, but i guess that depends on how dirty they are :naughty:
sweetiebabe
08-04-2003, 07:31 PM
yea we tried that but just for a few mins, i'd be so embarrased if someone walked by and the car was jumpin up and down! lol
but i suppose no matter wat position ya choose to do in a car, its still gonna move!
clara
08-04-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by sweetiebabe
yea we tried that but just for a few mins, i'd be so embarrased if someone walked by and the car was jumpin up and down! lol
but i suppose no matter wat position ya choose to do in a car, its still gonna move!
hehe! i guess thats where bad suspension becomes a benefit?!:)
(or am i understanding the whole car-suspension thing all wrong?!:confused: :)
does anyone else get really sore the day after getting it *on* in a car? like your muscles and limbs and stuff. like you've just walked a million miles up a steep hill. cuz i always do. maybe he just needs to get a bigger car. *kicks car* damn micra.:impissed:.....hope he didn't see me. :angel:
and to answer the question..........on a beachy cove thing. standing up against a cliff face. i had some scrapes on my back after that, let me tell you!:shocking:
vodka babe
08-04-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by sweetiebabe
The weirdest place i ever had sex was probably against a wall at the back of my boyfriends old primary school! it was 4 in the morning though so no one saw us!:rolleyes:
if you's dont mind me askin, wat way do you's have sex in the car? we've tried in my boyfriends car but we can never find a comfortable position that would be easy to jump out of if someone walked by! xx :confused:
Thanks!;)
i wasnt planning to move anywhere if someone come. hewas on top amd i wrapped my legs round him! :D
D'OHnut
08-04-2003, 08:21 PM
Not exactly weird, but in an ex. girlfriend's mum's kitchen after a night out. Instep her mum and my ex. girlfriend (Jodie) naked on the floor and me covering over my bulge, having quickly put on my clothes, looking innocent. 'Jodie - I told you not to undress on the floor!' :lol:
Another occasion an ex. girlfriend and I tried to have sex in her outdoor hot tub, but that didn't work. So instead she gave me a blowjob - the first she gave me. I was kinda apprehensive because her parents might have been looking out of the upstairs windows. :eek2: :naughty:
*Edited for clarification*
Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
Not exactly weird, but in an ex. girlfriend's mum's kitchen after a night out. Instep her mum and my ex. girlfriend naked on the floor and me covering over my bulge, having quickly put on my clothes, looking innocent. 'Jodie - I told you not to undress on the floor!' :lol:
the way i first read that, i thought you were giving your ex-girlie's mam a seeing to. need to get the eyes checked again.
Hmm any number of places.
Toys R Us loading bay thingy, a bush on the side of a main road, a motorway bridge, a cinema, childrens park thing outside Burger King etc etc.
Cars though annoy me. So uncomfortable.
naughtybutnice
08-04-2003, 09:52 PM
Damn.... 2 many 2 remember!
Right,
childrens park in the late evening (metal very cold on ya bits!!)
My kitchen,
on the dining table,
bushes,
middle of a field (night time),
in a friends kitchen,
my living room,
on my doorstep(!!)
Then theres jus the normal ones, in the bedroom etc...:naughty:
bebedawl
08-04-2003, 11:14 PM
Bedroom
Car
Cinema
Outside Wedding Reception Hall ;)
Next to River Clyde on a cold December night:lol:
Olive
08-04-2003, 11:44 PM
leeds boys grammar school.
:naughty:
big_man_with_a_
08-04-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by legal junkie
leeds boys grammar school.
:naughty:
i'm shocked and appalled.
nowhere 'weird' as my girl is boring in that respect...... :p :rolleyes:
Olive
08-04-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
nowhere 'weird' as my girl is boring in that respect...... :p :rolleyes:
she is not.
http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/nono.gif
big_man_with_a_
08-04-2003, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by legal junkie
she is not.
i'm still waiting for me to show me that she's not... so far i have little in the way of evidence to prove that she's in fact, right.
sorry but it's true.
Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
i'm shocked and appalled.
nowhere 'weird' as my girl is boring in that respect...... :p :rolleyes:
shocked and appalled....do you watch billy connolly by any chance? my boyfriend keeps saying that and we've only realised where he got it from.:rolleyes: strange man.
Bandit4911
09-04-2003, 12:13 PM
Durham Castle :D
TempleOfDreams
09-04-2003, 02:24 PM
Umm...
Kitchen worktop, back of a Fiesta, down some random muddy path :crazyeyes umm, outside a club (in view of the bouncers) :crying: lol err, in a public garden...
Can't think of anymore off-hand!!
Docter Lurve
09-04-2003, 03:32 PM
Train toliets
VinylVicky
09-04-2003, 03:51 PM
a bus stop!
candy
09-04-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Bandit4911
Durham Castle :D
I did it at Durham Cathedral!
Sugar
09-04-2003, 06:44 PM
hey this is the first time ive posted anything :hyper: weirdest place i ever did it was in some woods nearby, middle of a summer day so there was too many people round for my liking! did it on a hotel balcony once so i guess that makes a change from the bedroom also!:D
QuickStar
09-04-2003, 08:16 PM
im gonna be boring and say the bedroom floor!! theres still time though...:D
funlovnchic
09-04-2003, 10:10 PM
With my first boyf 99% of our sex life was in his Ford Orion.. :)
I also have indulged in lots of "al fresco" sex, friends back garden, loch lomond, ex's dining table, club toilets..
but my fave has to be once in a graveyard.. ;)
Angel K
10-04-2003, 03:06 AM
I only have a couple of strange ones..... My Grandmother's lounge room floor (she was away!), A pool table - at a friends place and a Football Grandstand - it was at about 3am so no, there was no cheering crowd! :blush:
Bandit4911
10-04-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by candy
I did it at Durham Cathedral!
exactly where and how? :confused:
crumpets
10-04-2003, 03:30 PM
in a corn field in summer with the help of my ex's motorbike!!:cool:
ooh and i also remember a quickie at his familsy's home in the kitchen while they were all upstairs:p
vorni
10-04-2003, 04:52 PM
ever done it mile high? :chin:
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