Crikey

[Kurt]

I've had an erection for over an hour. And I'm not even doing anything!
Also, this is my first ever topic starter in sex so thought I'd make it an extremely pointless one:D never done one of those either.
Anybody fancy helping me out here? :naughty:

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by Kurt
I've had an erection for over an hour. And I'm not even doing anything!

'Clearly, Sir, this viagra is working.'

'Yes, it would seem so.'

'Let's not tell our 'lucky' specimen that it lasts for 12 hours.'

:D

[jacaranda]

Oh my word I can't believe you are talking about how long an erection lasts!!

[Zella]

just out of curiosity....why dnt you do anything about it....?
or are u one of those odd guys that dnt wank....sorry but i think guys who dnt wank are a lil strange.

[Zero II]

Originally posted by jacaranda
Oh my word I can't believe you are talking about how long an erection lasts!!

cough....prude ....cough

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by Zero II
cough....prude ....cough

Come on - let's not be nasty. :)

[Mr_Wobble]

Hmmm, sounds like boasting to me! :D

jacaranda, why can't you believe it? :confused:

I occasionally get one that just won't go away, or one that reocurs, until I, ahem *coughs* do something about it. ;)

Mr_Wobble ;)

[Kurt]

Okay folks, it's safe to come out. The beast is asleep. :lol:

Zella, I DEFINATELY do wank, I just didn't this time. I've already had 2 today lol. Good thing there's a lock on my door eh?

I actually agree with Zero about Jac, after seeing a lot of her posts she seems very... whats the word about the whole sex issue. Why she posts in here is a mystery to me!

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Kurt


I actually agree with Zero about Jac, after seeing a lot of her posts she seems very... whats the word about the whole sex issue. Why she posts in here is a mystery to me!

Stuck up, prudeish, freakish...any of those sound right?! :confused:

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Stuck up, prudeish, freakish...any of those sound right?! :confused:

We're all entitled to our own opinions, but it's best to keep them quiet in certain circumstances, such as when they're unkind, unconstructive and plain nasty. Just be nice and decent, yeah? :) I frequently chat to Jacaranda, and I can unhesitatingly state that she is indisputably very nice.

[Angel K]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kurt
[B]I've had an erection for over an hour. And I'm not even doing anything!


oooh clearly you need to take control of this..... um alarming situation! I think you need to show someone who the boss is!!! :hyper:

By the way Gents......those of you who don't take care of the situation yourself what do you do while you are having one of these hour long moments? :blush:

[Harmless]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Stuck up, prudeish, freakish...any of those sound right?! :confused:

Hehehe saucepan of milk, table two!:p

Hmmm yeah, But it’s nice that we aren’t all the same here otherwise who would we be able to corrupt!?!:naughty: :p

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
We're all entitled to our own opinions, but it's best to keep them quiet in certain circumstances, such as when they're unkind, unconstructive and plain nasty. Just be nice and decent, yeah? :) I frequently chat to Jacaranda, and I can unhesitatingly state that she is indisputably very nice.

Hah nice. Whatever.

It wasnt unconstructive. They were looking for words to describe her so i gave them! Thats very constructive i reckon.

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Hah nice. Whatever.

It wasnt unconstructive. They were looking for words to describe her so i gave them! Thats very constructive i reckon.

For what purpose? Being rude, indecent and generally unkind? What's constructive in that?

I don't understand why people cannot be friendly and respectful – it is so very easy.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
For what purpose? Being rude, indecent and generally unkind? What's constructive in that?

I don't understand why people cannot be friendly and respectful – it is so very easy.

If you look at many of my posts i am friendly and respectful.

I just take offence at vicious little bitches like her PMing me and basically telling me im a bad person and that i dont think of others. Is that any of her business? Er no. Is that rude and unkind? Yes.

So i suggest you take a look at your little "friend" before you start accusing me of being nasty.

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by LacyMay
If you look at many of my posts i am friendly and respectful.

I just take offence at vicious little bitches like her PMing me and basically telling me im a bad person and that i dont think of others. Is that any of her business? Er no. Is that rude and unkind? Yes.

So i suggest you take a look at your little "friend" before you start accusing me of being nasty.

:lol: Don't get annoyed. :)

I didn't realise. But even so, I hope you can see my point about how important it is to remain genteel - and this is not just to you, but rather everyone. :)

[perfect***day]

Hey, calm down! From what I know, Jacaranda is really sweet - and so can you be, Lacy, but you have to admit you're being bitchy there. If you two have a problem with each other, sort it out via PMs not on the boards.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by perfect***day
Hey, calm down! From what I know, Jacaranda is really sweet - and so can you be, Lacy, but you have to admit you're being bitchy there. If you two have a problem with each other, sort it out via PMs not on the boards.

*screams*

Its nothing to do with you, so stay out of it!

I hate people telling me how to act. I dont notice either of you actually picking up on what was said earlier on in this thread?

And i dont care if im being bitchy! Shes getting back what she deserves as far as im concerned!

[Deeeeb]

Jeez.

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by LacyMay
*screams*

Its nothing to do with you, so stay out of it!

I hate people telling me how to act. I dont notice either of you actually picking up on what was said earlier on in this thread?

And i dont care if im being bitchy! Shes getting back what she deserves as far as im concerned!

What will your behaviour achieve other than great annoyance and upset? Very little - if anything.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
What will your behaviour achieve other than great annoyance and upset? Very little - if anything.

Er that was the idea.

Not my fault you picked up on something i said and decided to fight her battles for her.

I mean really. They werent even proper insults.

[Mwaaaa]

I have to agree with Emma (Lacy) :yes:

[Harmless]

Points to the saucepan of milk on table two!:p

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
I have to agree with Emma (Lacy) :yes:

Finally someone sane in this place! :)

Originally posted by Harmless
Points to the saucepan of milk on table two! :p

Why thank you, i am rather thirsty.

[Mwaaaa]

Damm it now I'm thirsty for diet coke :rolleyes:

Other people getting involved with a 'private' arguement just fucks me off!! Obviously there is more to this then people know.

*Bows at being called Sane :) *

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
Obviously there is more to this then people know.


For instance that Jacaranda is a damn nice person and not as portrayed on here.

It is not about sanity - it is about sensibility.

OK, we will never reach a consensus, so shall we all shut up and not irritate each other? :)

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
Damm it now I'm thirsty for diet coke :rolleyes:


*is drinking Diet Coke* :D

And your not sane really... :p

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
For instance that Jacaranda is a damn nice person and not as protrayed on here.

She aint nice! Well she might be to you, but she sure as fuck aint to me. And i dont like her.

And really what business is it of yours?

Just fuckin leave it innit, i've said all i wanna say.

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Just fuckin leave it innit, i've said all i wanna say.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Again, I completely disagree with what you said, but hey - as I said, we will never reach a consensus.

So I've said all I wish to say so let us not aruge. :no: no arguing.

Here - enjoy. :birthday:

[jacaranda]

Thanks mobily at least someone likes me around here

[Mwaaaa]

* Now has a nice cold can of Diet . . . not coke PEPSI :) *

Beat that Emma!!! Hehehe :yes: But I only have half because my 'friend' thought it would be funny to shake it first!! So when I opened it, the other half soaked into my skirt! Oh yay :rolleyes:

James don't get involved huni, obviously you like Jacaranda & Emma doesn't. Each to their own but everyone deserves to say what they want.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by jacaranda
Thanks mobily at least someone likes me around here

Oh boo hoo. As far as i go, its your own fault.

And Mwaaa Cokes better than Pepsi :p

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Oh boo hoo. As far as i go, its your own fault.

And Mwaaa Cokes better than Pepsi :p

* Lol at first bit :D *

Yea I agree, coke is better than Pepsi :( But my school vender machines are shite so what can you expect hey?!!!!

[Harmless]

Hehehe, I’ve decided by the power authorised by me. That I am over taking this thread

The coalition of me, myself and I, believe this thread to have weapons of mass destruction, and it’s in our belief that we need to take over it before it threatens us all!

It’s why we are doing a hostile take over right now!

So ner!
:p

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by jacaranda
Thanks mobily at least someone likes me around here

That makes you sound pathetic.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa


Yea I agree, coke is better than Pepsi :( But my school vender machines are shite so what can you expect hey?!!!!

Least you got vending machines...i have to actually walk to my kitchen and pour (yes pour) meself it. I mean really...must i have to pour it myself!

[KinkyRed]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
That makes you sound pathetic.

What were you saying about staying out of other people's arguments?

*whistles*

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Harmless
Hehehe, I’ve decided by the power authorised by me. That I am over taking this thread

The coalition of me, myself and I, believe this thread to have weapons of mass destruction, and it’s in our belief that we need to take over it before it threatens us all!

It’s why we are doing a hostile take over right now!

So ner!
:p

Hmm i think you've got ulterior motives :p

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by KinkyRed
What were you saying about staying out of other people's arguments?

*whistles*

I was making a general comment.

[KinkyRed]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
I was making a general comment.

At the risk of stirring up a hornet's nest may I suggest practising what you preach?

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by KinkyRed
What were you saying about staying out of other people's arguments?

*whistles*

:lol:

What's that 'c' word? Oh - contradictory. :lol:

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Least you got vending machines...i have to actually walk to my kitchen and pour (yes pour) meself it. I mean really...must i have to pour it myself!

I could come & ring my Pepsi out of my skirt for you?!!!

No?! Ok then :D

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
:lol:

What's that 'c' word? Oh - contradictory. :lol:

More like cunt.

Come on people, we are in the Sex forum.

[Mwaaaa]

I wasn't causing trouble I was just saying that it made her sound pathetic!! I wasn't saying that she was pathetic!!

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by LacyMay

Come on people, we are in the Sex forum.

So when you keep talking about Pepsi you really mean penis? :)

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
So when you keep talking about Pepsi you really mean penis? :)

Absolutly :D Yeah I am drinkin errrr Penis?!

[Harmless]

Silence all of you, Or daddy will have to bring out the slipper!:p

If my work Internet wasn’t going so fucking slow I’d take you all out back and give you a bloody good seeing to!

Now pack it in!:p

[Lacy]

Shes drinking penis hehe.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Harmless
Silence all of you, Or daddy will have to bring out the slipper!:p

If my work Internet wasn’t going so fucking slow I’d take you all out back and give you a bloody good seeing to!

Now pack it in!:p

We've stopped arguing now :p

How slow is your internet :p

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by LacyMay
Shes drinking penis hehe.

It stuck in my throat :eek: Like it went down the wrong way.

[Lacy]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
It stuck in my throat :eek: Like it went down the wrong way.

hehe your not meant to swallow all of it :lol:

[mat3x]

Originally posted by LacyMay
hehe your not meant to swallow all of it :lol:


Yes you are it's the law!

[NinjaMaster]

Sorry. But this thread is one of the funniest in a while. haven't seen a good *fight* is while. Heehee.

[Kurt]

Yowzas people! I turn by back for half a day and I come back to find a war broken out and calmed down! Wish I could have gotten involved hee hee. Most of you missed the point of the topic, being my penis tho but I'll let you off :D

[eefs]

aww, mate, your poor, neglected penis. being overshadowed by a fight.:lol:

[Lacy]

We didnt neglect it.

Mwaaa was drinking it :p

[eefs]

ah yes, i remember now! :lol: