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BeckyBoo
07-04-2003, 04:03 PM
So you meet someone, she/hes really gorgeous, lovely body ;)
You start getting quite cosy, cuddling up and getting that bit closer, you lean together and as you get nearer you can smell *Stinky Breath* :lol: :lol:
So what do you do ??
Nothing like this happened to me, but i think surely it has happened to someone. So come on what did you do???? :D
BeckyBoo
07-04-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Mist
offer them a mint.
:lol: :lol:
perfect***day
07-04-2003, 04:07 PM
Eek. Never happened to me yet luckily! *touch wood*
I think I'd be too embarrassed to mention it so I'd pull 'em but try not to drag it out too long, and go find someone else! Or after a while I might have to get out some gum, have some myself and then offer it to them in the hope they'd take the hint...
perfect***day
07-04-2003, 04:08 PM
Alternatively just keep my head well away from their face ;)
:p
Harmless
07-04-2003, 04:15 PM
I always *always* have chewing gum on me, I would give her one, and the chewing gum
:lol: :p
Happened when I got off with this smoker girl once, she’d have a puff and then got off with me. I felt sick afterwards
That’s why I try not to date proper smokers! Makes me fucking wanna vomit being near em, let along kissing them
:p
BeckyBoo
07-04-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by perfect***day
Alternatively just keep my head well away from their face ;)
:p
:lol: :lol:
but can you imagine the scene :
Youve gone in for the kill, necking on and starting to go the full way, when all of a sudden you start saying " ooohhh, ahhhh, errrrrr hang on while I go and get some chewwy :lol: :lol:
jacaranda
07-04-2003, 07:55 PM
I think you should offer them or mint or ask them whether they'd like to grab something to eat.
Faith
07-04-2003, 07:57 PM
If he was reeeeally fit, then erm....I'd probably tell him when I got drunk! lol ;)
BeckyBoo
07-04-2003, 08:17 PM
Im being serious now ok (virtually impossible I know) :p
But how would you handle it? You couldnt just offer them mints all the time, if it was starting to get serious then youd have to say something......wouldnt you.
Because I certainly couldnt tell someone they had bad breath. Its the same as when someone has B.O (body odour), you cant actually say "hey you stink" so what would you say ??
Obviously when you were an item you could come out and just say it, but im talking about when you 1st meet someone and its in the early days :)
clara
07-04-2003, 09:25 PM
well to be honest, unless i really liked the guy, then bad breath would probably end up turning me right off him even if he completely gorgeous...! ;)
having said that, if id been with the bloke a longish time then id probably tell him by saying something along the lines of:'your breath smells'
hmm, maybe it should be more subtle:D :rolleyes:
jacaranda
07-04-2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by clara
well to be honest, unless i really liked the guy, then bad breath would probably end up turning me right off him even if he completely gorgeous...! ;)
having said that, if id been with the bloke a longish time then id probably tell him by saying something along the lines of:'your breath smells'
hmm, maybe it should be more subtle:D :rolleyes:
I totally agree with you. Bad breath is disgusting nobody should have bad breath. If a guy I was going out with had bad breath I would tell him to sort it out. In a subtle way of course or as i said earlier offer him a mint.
D'OHnut
07-04-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by jacaranda
In a subtle way
In a subtle way? You're having a laugh! You said to me earlier: 'James, your breath is worse than a stale fish. Sort it out or I'm leaving.' Subtly, yep. :rolleyes: ;) :D
I dislike bad breathe, be it from smoking or otherwise. There is no need for it, especially in the today's personal hygiene conscious society.
jacaranda
07-04-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
In a subtle way? You're having a laugh! You said to me earlier: 'James, your breath is worse than a stale fish. Sort it out or I'm leaving.' Subtly, yep. :rolleyes: ;)
Well James we all know that old wrinklies smell like stale fish time to sort that out. I think.
QuickStar
07-04-2003, 11:39 PM
ive only been in that situation once. the gut was good looking (not great but ok) and he had bad breath. i couldnt bring myself to say anything to him cos he was really dweet so i told him i faked a sickie and went home. havent seen him since, we still txt each other and he thinks the reason i left was because im gay... i figured that was better for him to think than the real thing :blush: ...
Mr_Wobble
08-04-2003, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by BeckyBoo
So you meet someone, she/hes really gorgeous, lovely body ;)
You start getting quite cosy, cuddling up and getting that bit closer, you lean together and as you get nearer you can smell *Stinky Breath* :lol: :lol:
So what do you do ??
Unzip and suggest an immediate shift to oral sex? :D
Mints and gum are a bit inconvenient. Those new instantly dissolving strips are great though. A bit strong, but they freshen your breath in seconds.
Smokers breath is just plain evil. :yuck:
Mr_Wobble ;)
Mwaaaa
08-04-2003, 02:17 PM
I'd tell them :) I personally would want to know. I'd tell them being as tactful as possible obviously!! But I always have either gum or a minty spray thing *Ooooo get me* So I could just offer them one!
Not that I would be chatting up a guy because I am in a very serious relationship :D Honest!!!!!
Doofay
08-04-2003, 05:50 PM
i would invest in a clothes peg, and say it was for a nasal condition i had where i couldnt breathe through my nose.
:p
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