Sex slang...

[crescendo]

Everyone post ONE, and I mean just ONE slang term for having sex, and nothing else.
Lets keep this thread snappy, and 'to-the-point' (no discussions please, just your slang term).
Ok, I'll start off with:

Doing the deed

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by crescendo
Everyone post ONE, and I mean just ONE slang term for having sex, and nothing else.
Lets keep this thread snappy, and 'to-the-point' (no discussions please, just your slang term).
Ok, I'll start off with:

Doing the deed

Shagging :D

[EssEmm]

Screwing :rolleyes:

[crescendo]

Banging :p

[BeckyBoo]

Humping :D

[BeckyBoo]

On The Job :D

[Mwaaaa]

Fuckin :naughty:

[crescendo]

Doing the nasty :naughty:

[BeckyBoo]

Getting your leg over :D

[Mwaaaa]

Layin

[Mwaaaa]

Poundin

[crescendo]

Getting ur freak on :D

[BeckyBoo]

Quickie :D

[Mwaaaa]

The Business :yes:

[crescendo]

Stuffing the muffin :p

[Mwaaaa]

Intercourse!!! Hahaha :D * never said that before *

[sups stud 2003]

gettin ur end away

[Acrobat]

bonking

[eefs]

copulation???

[Zella]

making love



theres always one that has to say it anit there!

[molo]

ragging :p

[Mwaaaa]

Originally posted by Zella
making love



theres always one that has to say it anit there!

I'd hate it if my bfriend said "Shall we make love?" It sounds well cheesey . . . . urrrrrgh no!!! :rolleyes:

If he said "Dya wanna fuck?!" Well thats a totally different story!!! Hehehe :naughty:

[Zella]

Originally posted by Mwaaaa
I'd hate it if my bfriend said "Shall we make love?" It sounds well cheesey . . . . urrrrrgh no!!! :rolleyes:

If he said "Dya wanna fuck?!" Well thats a totally different story!!! Hehehe :naughty:

yea i think that too. but when we are actually doing it i'm in the mood it just feels like im making love to him.

but i'd never turn down a good old fashioned hard core x-rated fuck!

[BeckyBoo]

Having yer oats :D

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by BeckyBoo
Having yer oats :D

What, as in porridge? ;) "Having yer oats" Is that a northern term? :naughty: :p

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
What, as in porridge? ;) "Having yer oats" Is that a northern term? :naughty: :p

LOL have you never heard that before??? if not it must be a northern thing :confused:

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by BeckyBoo
LOL have you never heard that before??? if not it must be a northern thing :confused:

:lol: Nope, I'm pretty sure that I haven't!

I'm guessing the 'oats' bit means something healthy... so 'having yer oats' might simply mean having sex? God knows! :confused: :lol:

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
:lol: Nope, I'm pretty sure that I haven't!

I'm guessing the 'oats' bit means something healthy... so 'having yer oats' might simply mean having sex? God knows! :confused: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Anyway weres your contribution to this thread??? howay im waiting :p

[Silverberg]

I'm sure I heard this one before somewhere.
'The old in out'

[Mr_Wobble]

Horizontal jogging!

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by BeckyBoo
:lol: :lol:

Anyway weres your contribution to this thread??? howay im waiting :p

:lol: I don't use slang. ;) :D 'I say my dear, do you fancy a jolly good afternoon of passionate sex?' :rolleyes: Never fails! ;) :lol:

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
:D 'I say my dear, do you fancy a jolly good afternoon of passionate sex?' :rolleyes: Never fails! ;) :lol:

hahahaha I know what id say to my hubby if he said that to me.........but NO Im not gonna repeat it here :D

[D'OHnut]

Originally posted by BeckyBoo
hahahaha I know what id say to my hubby if he said that to me.........but NO Im not gonna repeat it here :D

Yeah, that's very wise! We all know what Thesiters are like! Bloody perverts! :mad:

Just send it to me via a PM :lol: :naughty:

[BeckyBoo]

Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost

Just send it to me via a PM :lol: :naughty:

Consider it done ;)

[Angel K]

Rocking up the big stuff! :hyper:

[EssEmm]

Originally posted by Zella

theres always one that has to say it anit there!

Yes, yes there is!

If a girl ever said to me "Honey, make love to me" then she'd be out the door right away.

:rolleyes:

[slinkyGirl1]

Noekie!!!

I think that is South Afican Slang , i am not sure!!

[Tinkerbelle]

Originally posted by slinkyGirl1
Noekie!!!

I think that is South Afican Slang , i am not sure!!

Nookie is used in England, kinda the same

[slinkyGirl1]

Originally posted by Tinkerbelle
Nookie is used in England, kinda the same

Yip , my spelling is up to shit!!!:)

[Docter Lurve]

Giving her a length of it

[eefs]

Originally posted by EssEmm
Yes, yes there is!

If a girl ever said to me "Honey, make love to me" then she'd be out the door right away.

:rolleyes:

reeeeally now?:yeees: are you sure about that? :razz:

[Mz Stonedalot]

Bashment!

:naughty:

[EssEmm]

Originally posted by eefs
reeeeally now?:yeees: are you sure about that? :razz:

Yes :crazyeyes

Making love is something a girl does while a guy is fucking her :rolleyes:

[clara]

boinking! :D

[BeckyBoo]

fellas say "getting your end away"
or has that been said ? :p

[jacaranda]

copulate

[molo]

'she's gonna get it hard'
bonkathon-and-on-and-on...
howz ya father

i'll be back with more!

[Zella]

Originally posted by Silverberg
I'm sure I heard this one before somewhere.
'The old in out'

thats from clockwork orange i think

[QuickStar]

Hitting Skins

[Zella]

dipping the pen in the ink

[paperBprincess]

rock the casba!!!!!!

[Simba T Lion]

wham bam thank you mam :D

[Eul Grepus]

getting IT ON

:p

[Toadborg]

Porkin...

Not that I would say that....:blush:

[clara]

just found in the slang dictionary:

pull one's plonker = to masturbate

:lol:

[sxy bunny grl]

:lol: what dictionary is that then:p certainley not the oxford one!

are you up for it?
do u want it?
im gaggin for it

so in theory it can be used as a term for sex.

[clara]

Originally posted by sxy bunny grl
:lol: what dictionary is that then:p certainley not the oxford one!


The Cassel Dictionary of Slang... it rules! :D :thumb:

[HellsBells]

no-ones mentioned the loverly :no: rogering

[Luce]

Isn't rogering anal sex? (sorry, breaking the "no discussion, just one word" rule):rolleyes:

[KinkyBoots]

No words, just :naughty: says it all :p

[crescendo]

This thread started off very well (and funny as well), but its turning into a discussion now. C'mon everyone, lets keep it going:

ummmmmmm, how about:

The business

[eefs]

the dirty deed? :lol:

[candy]

do what Norman Lamont did to the economy

[crumpets]

:crazyeyes
having it off!

[Bandit4911]

Havin a jump

On the nest

Matress Mambo

Dip your wick

Knobbin

[Knee High Stripy Socks]

hopping on the good foot to do the bad thing


(our english teacher gave us that one :rolleyes: )

[Cailin]

Flaaing! don't know if any of ye would know that one

[eefs]

Originally posted by Cailin
Flaaing! don't know if any of ye would know that one

Is that anything to do with the Fleadh's? Cuz i remember hearing stories about people getting it on in the bushes when they were meant to be enjoying the music at the Fleadh's. :naughty:

Oh...and since this isn't mean to be a discussion thread (soooorrrry) I'll add another one.....boning if this has already been added, my apologies. :)

[Cailin]

Originally posted by eefs
Is that anything to do with the Fleadh's? Cuz i remember hearing stories about people getting it on in the bushes when they were meant to be enjoying the music at the Fleadh's. :naughty:

Oh...and since this isn't mean to be a discussion thread (soooorrrry) I'll add another one.....boning if this has already been added, my apologies. :)

No I don't think it has to do with that! Its a term we use in Ireland. Meybe just in the South too!

[Powboskie]

Tuppin' :naughty:

[**sugar**]

'Humping'

'Banging'

'getting freaky'

avin' it

'Bump n grind'

'Riding'

'checking her oil'

'Getting pussy'


:naughty:

[manda<3]

bumpin uglys

killin' it

[sar's the lady]

boning
beating the back outta her
screwing (my personal favourite :naughty:)

[icey]

introducing charlie to the chocolate factory. (no-one mentioned it had to be straight sex...)
feeding the kittie
chalking the cue
potting the pink (or the brown)
wetting the babys head (if shes pregnant)
teaching the dog to use the cat flap
humping
down and dirty

[HunnyPot]

Hiding the weasel

[SuzyCreamcheese]

jump your bones

[SuzyCreamcheese]

hide the sausage

[SuzyCreamcheese]

seeing to

[gooch]

dancing the horizontal rumba

[gooch]

riding the tunnel of love

[gooch]

stuffing the chicken

[Jordyn]

Doing the Hippity-Dippity

:naughty:

[Acrobat]

jiggin'!

[crescendo]

Meeting your match (for some people) :p