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LonDoNErcHriS85
11-02-2003, 08:05 PM
how da hell can a girl use a cucumber on herself? i kno girlscan give birth and all dat (YEY i know sumfing!!) neway just how much KY or warmin up must dat take coz bloody hell its a good 3 inches thick!!!
angelbabe
11-02-2003, 08:07 PM
And can you ask that in english please so we can actually make out what you're saying :rolleyes:
Acrobat
11-02-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by LonDoNErcHriS85
how da hell can a girl use a cucumber on herself? i kno girlscan give birth and all dat (YEY i know sumfing!!) neway just how much KY or warmin up must dat take coz bloody hell its a good 3 inches thick!!!

How the hell can a girl use a cucumber on herself? i know girls can give birth and all that (YEY i knoe something!!) anyway just how much KY or warming up can must that take, because bloody hell its a good 3 inches thick!!!

there you go.saved you the trouble. (i got bored!!)
Capacity
11-02-2003, 08:39 PM
maybe they should go down a step and maybe try a carrot?!
angelbabe
11-02-2003, 08:41 PM
All cucumbers are different sizes, and the more you have sex the looser you get anyway.
LonDoNErcHriS85
11-02-2003, 09:03 PM
technically no, becase the muscles contract again quite easily, only place where it dont is the arse *4 all those anal lovers!* BUT like anything in the body, the nerve ending need more and more 2 recieve the same kind of stimulation each time, making sex a drug, up to when a girls fucking a donkey! EWWWWWWWW

doesnt that also mean a girl wil ditch a man after a while coz she gets 'used' 2 him?
WickedRose
11-02-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by angelbabe
the more you have sex the looser you get anyway.

Unfortunately :(
Moderator
12-02-2003, 11:00 AM
Chris, please don't write in text language.
Sir Cum
12-02-2003, 11:36 AM
I don't think its always true that the more sex a girl gets the looser she gets. Other factors all help out.
Turtle
12-02-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Karla
Chris, please don't write in text language.

How the hell did you work out his name was Chris?!
The Philosopher
12-02-2003, 12:36 PM
Cos his name is LondonerChris. Simple innit?
angelbabe
12-02-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by WickedRose


Unfortunately :(

I know :(
Char_Baby
14-02-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Turtle


How the hell did you work out his name was Chris?!

LOL:lol:

are you blonde?!
Eul Grepus
14-02-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Char_Baby


LOL:lol:

are you blonde?!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! i shouldnt laugh, but its spontaneous blonde jokes like that, that really amuse me!! :p
Char_Baby
14-02-2003, 01:49 PM
well im blonde so im legally entitled to take the piss!!;) :D
Eul Grepus
14-02-2003, 01:50 PM
haha, great... a blonde who can take a joke, very few of you. :cool: :p
Makoto
14-02-2003, 02:58 PM
its a good 3 inches thick!!!

That's nothing. :lol: :naughty: