What came first?

[Sir Cum]

The chicken or the egg?

No scrap that!

I meant - Who came first - The Bitch or the Bastard?

Its a well known fact (on these boards) that all men are bastards and all women are bitches. Its obvious that men were turned into bastards by the treatment they received by bitches. Its also well known that the bitches were turned that way by being treated like shit by bastards. But someone had to start all this off!

So the question is - Who turned first? Was Adam a bastard? (not your precious adam angelbabe, don't worry!) or was Eve a bitch? Or does it in fact turn out that men and women have always been complete shits?

[TheMistress]

Having a bad morning Sir Cum? ;)

[Sir Cum]

No way! haha I was just reading a few posts with people moaning about bitches and bastards. Isn't it about time everyone got used to it and on with their lives? Is it really still a shock for a girl when she discovers her latest man has butt fucked her best mate? Does it really surprise a bloke when he comes home and finds his wife sucking off the next door neighbour? If people come to except these things as every day occurances there will be a lot less pain in the world. This topic just makes light of the bastard/bitch talk :)

[TheMistress]

Ok well yes, men are bastards but women I'd say were worse because we can hide things well ;)

I personally would be shocked if my boyfriend butt fucked the next door neighbour because I have high morality and I'd be deeply shocked.

Men and women are completely differnet hence the Venus V Mars stuff and therfore we should just accept that we rub each other up the wrong way often, causing men to be bastards and women so sick and tired of them that they become bitches ;)

[Sir Cum]

Stirring up trouble? If it wasn't for that Carmen avatar i'd spank yo ass.

[angelbabe]

? Was Adam a bastard? (not your precious adam angelbabe, don't worry!)

:lol:

[cheekychick]

Originally posted by Sir Cum
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I meant - Who came first - The Bitch or the Bastard?

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its a well known fact, the Bastard always comes first;) :p

[evil_dave]

well adam ate the apples first, but he blamed eve so she got kicked out first, so i must take responsibility on behalf of my gender. so all the girls on thesite must spank me for being a naughty boy

[angelbabe]

Originally posted by cheekychick


its a well known fact, the Bastard always comes first;) :p :lol:

[carlito]

I think it started with women, because they seem to enjoy being treated like shite, or at least mainly fancy men who do. Then I reckon they assume that because thats the way they like being treated that men will like them if they act badly.

Or good looking people are generally more arrogant and bastradly/bitchy and therefore more people fall in love with/fancy bastards/bitches and so make the obvious assumptions.