What is the worst club u have ever been too?

[2coolforu]

The End, in London. on saturday nite, 3 years ago (18 at the time - average age there was about 23). It cost £15 pounds to get in, no dress code (which i didn't know about), held 300 people, a there was transvesite. After that stayed there for 45 mins and left. It was awful, only 2 weeks ago it rated in Timeout or MOS it has some bangin' nites, more like bangin' awful:eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Crazyredeyes]

It has to be GATECRASHER !!!!! full of pretentious kids !

The worst event I ever went to was GC2000 and I froze my arse off and they didnt have half the stuff we were promised for promised for our £120, so they sent us free tickets to gatecrasher, PAH ! :p

[bass_muncher]

Well, if u can call them clubs.... hehem!

Majestiks(Leeds)... Frontier(Batley) . Visage (Huddersfield)

Put all 3 down because there all as crap as each other,,, not sure whicho nes the worst...

[Figbella]

Hombres in Oxford Street takes some beating. Went there cos it was cheap and we were pissed. Blood on the carpet on the way down wasn't a good sign. Every wall and pillar was mirrored so you could see tourists leching onto fat-women-of-a-certain-age-wearing-too-tight-clothes everywhere you looked. All the tables and chairs were screwed down onto the floor. Turned out drinks weren't cheap wither and it was £3.50 for a can of warm Heineken. And someone broke a pool cue over someone elses head while we were there!

We left pretty sharpish but may well be tempted back there in the near future if I'm ever in the area as it was fucking hilarious.

[johno]

godskitchen i got dragged there, never again....full of stupid gurning kids in cyber shite.

i stayed for an hour as soon as i heard that fire wire tune i was gone.

only done it to shut my mate up who was begging me to go with him.

[MattBomb]

Depends on the night really.

The worst night ive had out clubbin was first time i went crasher, music was ok but it was so unfriendly in there, it was toss and crasher has alot of cock cybers.

Tho had a couple shit nights in golden in stoke. Used to be a fuckin awsome club, but HardHouse destroyed it and a couple times ive been its been full off scalley fucks.

full of stupid gurning kids in cyber shite.

Well that kinda attitude shudnt be in a club. I aint no cyber but people shud be allowed to wear what they like, clubbing aint about hating other people its about enjoying the music (unless its shit like firewire :)

[Ants]

Uropa in Swansea rates highly on the crapometer. (but never mind it's nearly out of business by the looks of it.

Next would have to be self proclaimed super club 'Escape'. It seriously needs a face lift.

No disputing 'Escape in the Park' though. Worth every penny.

[budda]

I'm surprised that you thought the End was your worse club. I'm not sure how recently you went but it has got one of the best, if not the best sound system in London.
It does put on a few crappier nights but the Drum and Bass night there is fucking top, tiny bit moody though.
And whats so bad about there being a transvestite there?

Bagleys has be my worse club, the sound was shit and the bouncers well moody. The night I went to did have some quality jungle though.

[Whowhere]

Some place in Lancaster, can't remember what it's called but it's a shit heap.
Actually, the whole of Lancaster is a provincial hole.

[TranceLeopard]

Eden in Ibiza on some shitty garage night. The place was full of pissed 18-30 wa*kers who were there to throw up and sleaze on anything within 20 metres.
Final straw was when 2 40+ Americans came up to me and my mate, draped their sweaty arms around us and started making animals out of drinking straws.

What the..?!

[katchika]

Gods Kitchen was pretty shit. As was a place called House of God in Birmingham, new years a few years back (99 I think).

[TheFeistyExpert]

Gatecrasher in sheffiled, full of annoying gatecrasher kids
Po na na in Harrogate and Hull- just shit
majestiks in leeds crap....

[Alessandro]

Viper Room, Hollywood

$25 to get in the door, $12 pint of beer!

Then find out the dance floor is absolutely jammed with people, the club owners have obviously never heard of the words "air conditioning" (it was summer) and that if I want to pay for the privlege of another $12 beer, I have to wait 30 minutes!

To top things off there are other rooms that have space to dance and enjoy yourself.....they are reserved for "special people". Ie, not me. I saw Winona Ryder enjoying a huge room with about a dozen other people and herself, pissed me off to no end. :mad: :mad:

Everyone is equal, but some are more equal, I guess...:rolleyes:

[Blagsta]

Originally posted by PussyKatty
As was a place called House of God in Birmingham, new years a few years back (99 I think).

House of God's gotta one of the best clubs I've been too. Decent techno (although it gets a bit too hard for me past about 2am), great eclectic mix of music in the back bar and breaks/jungle/hardcore upstairs. Friendly crowd, no dress code, promoter and DJ's in it for the love of it and not the money...great night. Admittedly not as good as its heyday in the mid 90's, but still a great night out (IMO).

Worst clubs - don't go to clubs that much (prefer the party scene) but anywhere playing trance or hardhouse would have to figure quite highly.

[Makoto]

When't for a beer in a club/pub and there was this fuckin' lanky tranny standin' on the door and it said 'What do you want' Come in and have a beer 'Not to night, it's OUR night'......minging.