strangest place you've had sex?

[Britney]

Mine aren't v.exciting - in the sea, and in work. :rolleyes:


what about you lot?

[Bandit4911]

Football club changing rooms, under a bridge, patio table, car park.

[Irish Male 22 !]

Hi All !

For me its more the excitement of a situation.

For example in her front room, while her parent and siblings are upstairs. Or my fav going to make tea in kitchen and boning her over the benchtop while my parents, siblings etc are inside sitting room waiting. Knowing that any secong someone could walk in.

By the way both of above i've done and trust me, no foreplay required in them situations.

Feel free to respond !

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by Baby
Mine aren't v.exciting - in the sea, and in work. :rolleyes:


what about you lot?

Hi

Work seems very brave, how you get away with it ???

[*jc*]

in a sunbed room at our loyal gym, work toilets, on the front of an old VW golf (i broke the windscreen wipers!!) and on a park bench sleaze or what!

[Britney]

Originally posted by Irish Male 22 !


Hi

Work seems very brave, how you get away with it ???


The manager locked up really early one day and sent the staff home. I walked in. He locked the door. The whole room is surrounded by glass windows, so it was quite risky. :o Anyone walking by could've suspected something, but we were lucky. V.exciting.

[Optimistic_Dan]

On trig point!

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by Baby



The manager locked up really early one day and sent the staff home. I walked in. He locked the door. The whole room is surrounded by glass windows, so it was quite risky. :o Anyone walking by could've suspected something, but we were lucky. V.exciting.


Yeah and raunchy too (my smileys aren't working so just pretend)

It never occurred to me it was with your boss, that bothers me because i'm usually fairly imaginative.

Is he still your lover ????

Ever been to ireland ?

[Britney]

Originally posted by Irish Male 22 !



Yeah and raunchy too (my smileys aren't working so just pretend)

It never occurred to me it was with your boss, that bothers me because i'm usually fairly imaginative.

Is he still your lover ????

Ever been to ireland ?


Well, it's complicated. He's actually only 20, so he's not an older man or anything.

We're not really lovers, and we'll never be a couple because we're so totally different. I don't want anything more from him, and neither does he from me. Suits us both perfectly. :cool:

I couldn't believe what we'd done until afterwords - seemed really surreal at the time! What a weird bank holiday weekend that was...!:eek:

[2coolforu]

in sand bunker on my local golf course, which is only 500 yards away

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by Baby



Well, it's complicated. He's actually only 20, so he's not an older man or anything.

We're not really lovers, and we'll never be a couple because we're so totally different. I don't want anything more from him, and neither does he from me. Suits us both perfectly. :cool:

I couldn't believe what we'd done until afterwords - seemed really surreal at the time! What a weird bank holiday weekend that was...!:eek:

How old are you ?

God wish my office was like that !

Nothing that exciting happens to me.

Ah well, do you have any plans for the weekend ?

I'm on a pub crawl tonight.

What do you do etc ??????

[2coolforu]

was it recent

[Britney]

I've two jobs. I'm a personal secretary 5 days a week, and then i'm a receptionist (where I had sex).

I'm out tonight on a works do, and it'll be the first time i've seen the man in question since! :eek: :eek:

You?

[2coolforu]

who is this question to?
i'm a student, doing a summer placement in the city (southwark) - check my profile.

[Harmless]

Mine was in a pub car park & in a side alleyway


That's about it

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by Baby
I've two jobs. I'm a personal secretary 5 days a week, and then i'm a receptionist (where I had sex).

I'm out tonight on a works do, and it'll be the first time i've seen the man in question since! :eek: :eek:

You?

Hiya,

I work in accounts firm, I'm a trainee accountant, still studying.

Tonight i'm on a booze only no women night out.

Unless your going ?

Will you not be worried/embarassed ?

Any chance of repeat performance !!!

[Britney]

Not worried. Not sure why. Will probably die of embarassment when I see him, but will worry about that when it happens and probably go and buy myself a couple of vodkas! :D :D

[ktec]

for me it has to be in a photo booth at waterloo

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by Baby
Not worried. Not sure why. Will probably die of embarassment when I see him, but will worry about that when it happens and probably go and buy myself a couple of vodkas! :D :D

I'll have a couple for you tonight as well.

I've to go coz work is getting bit busy.

I'll talk to you monday to see how you got on ok?

Hope all goes well

Bye

And Bye to everyone else (that sounds very camp)

[Britney]

Originally posted by ktec
for me it has to be in a photo booth at waterloo


That's a good one! :)

[rockerchick]

a bus
our swimming pool
the back of a transit van:S
in a car park
in a club toilets
down the side of the stage at v2 in the middle of the night
in the wolverhampton wanders changing rooms
in school
:S
im half way 2 uber!!!!

[Crazyredeyes]

My weirdest places are.....

In a club
In a club toilet
Fields (daytime near a family having a picnic)
Cinema
Leisure centre showers
Public jaqcuzzi
Girlfriends garden in the daytime while her parents were the other side of it.

Always looking for new suggestions tho ! :)

[Bandit4911]

Originally posted by rockerchick

in the wolverhampton wanders changing rooms


:confused: c`mon, tell us more, was it the whole team or just the subs??? ;)

[Morgenstern]

It seems I only had boring places - my bed, his bed, his floor, a tent and hotelrooms.
I most interesting maybe was a TV room of the residential school I stayed in for 3 month during my edcation. Actually we didn't have sex, just some oral. It was about 3 a.m., we were rolling round naked at the floor (be careful carpets can be dangerous!) and I was really afraid that the night watchman would find us :eek:
And I gave a guy a helping hand at at a corner of shopping centre in Playa del Ingles about 1 a.m. (of course the shops were closed at that time but there were a few pubs downstairs.)
I don't like public places very much - I don't want to end up at a police station because of causing public nuisance.

[ObviouslyBlonde]

in a supermarket car park
at a party in a room full of people who were "asleep" <v.embarrassing the morning after>
very nearly Kings X station on the platform, til we got clocked!
swimming pool
public hotel balcony type thing

reallllllllly wanna try a train tho, n a plane!

[Sa-ra-ra-ra]

gah... in a room where there was supposedly asleep people (we later found out someone had been listening to us... eeew :eek: ), um, when there was someone else in the room playing on the playstation (he didn't notice :D), in a music room at college, which was fun :D, his kitchen surface (open door, glass panel to the lounge, both parents in and wandering around :eek: ). Stuff like that. a tent. Music room was the best though!

[Glittery]

The bottom of the bed :(

Nah only joking, I have really got a "strangest place" but definitely the nicest place was when I was on holiday in Kavos, on a floating jetty in the middle of the sea, it was good til the bloke fell in the sea!

[Lizzafins]

The laundry room of a uni dormitory

[Clandestine]

Lizza, did you ride the dryer on spin cycle while you were at it? ;)

[DrunkenDrum]

The strangest place?

The Botanical Gardens in the city. Hundreds of people are there all day. My gf was so horny and basically dragged me off somewhere private and into these massive bushes sorta thing. We were almost caught by a few little kids. That was freaky.

Drum :p

[rockerchick]

Originally posted by Bandit4911


:confused: c`mon, tell us more, was it the whole team or just the subs??? ;)

it was a member of the youth team
shut up.:P

[Harmless]

Originally posted by glittery_vodka


Nah only joking, I have really got a "strangest place" but definitely the nicest place was when I was on holiday in Kavos, on a floating jetty in the middle of the sea, it was good til the bloke fell in the sea!

LMFAS!:D :) :D

I can just see it!, awwww hahahah

[Welsh Jemz]

erm, lol, not much for me but the weirdest so far would have to be the side of the river closest to the back of the club i go to.

not v. interesting really :D

[BumbleBee]

Is it just me or does anybody else think that the 'Irish male 22' was trying to pick someone up on here?

[MsMinxy]

:( nuthing to exciting
beds, floors, kitchen, living room/lounge (wat ever u call it), in a room with others sleeping (until they then start to tell us to shut up! :rolleyes: ) bath, erm..........keep trying to in parks but every time my little friend is with me :rolleyes: (huff n sigh) we'll keep on trying thou!

[Glittery]

Originally posted by Harmless

LMFAS!:D :) :D

I can just see it!, awwww hahahah
It was rather funny, unfortunately he didnt think it was and took the hump with me cos I couldnt stop laughing!

[Jon_UK]

wierdest place ever was while travelling up the east coast of Australia. I was on a trip on a maxi racing yaught for 3 days sailing around the Whitsunday islands and i shagged some girl on the deck. . . with the rest of the backpackers and crew about 5 metres away.

[JPD]

In a park (a few times when it was dark and once in broad daylight), public restroom, kicthen counter, on the couch with my parents in the house, and at work.

[Lizzafins]

Originally posted by Clandestine
Lizza, did you ride the dryer on spin cycle while you were at it? ;)

How'd you guess? :D

[Bootylicous]

I also did it in a park in broad daylight and at night against a tree( that was good ;) ) in an outside public toilet,on a kitchen counter. Have we met before JPD? :)

Some other places are in a tent and in a sports complex in the changing rooms.

[JPD]

Originally posted by Bootylicous
I also did it in a park in broad daylight and at night against a tree( that was good ;) ) in an outside public toilet,on a kitchen counter. Have we met before JPD? :)
Yes, I had sex in all those places with you. :)

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by BumbleBee
Is it just me or does anybody else think that the 'Irish male 22' was trying to pick someone up on here?

Thats a bit of a silly statement seeing as im from ireland and i haven't seen one other irish person here yet.

Anyway my lear jet is off line so I wouldn't be able to visit any of my conquests should I make any :)

So seeing as this is a thread about strange places you had sex maybe you could stick to the subject matter !!!!!

[barbie]

A convent.

A pub in the centre of Bristol.

[Britney]

Originally posted by barbie
A convent.




:eek:

[barbary]

SWINDON

[Sera]

Tent, field, half way up a hill in the Scottish wilderness....

[DaisyChainThing]

Against a park in a tree.

[Ppoppy]

In the park against a tree u mean? :confused:

[ktec]

Originally posted by ±Eminem Lover±
10 other people in it, all awake, and one witha video camara,

Bit of an exhibitionist are ya? :D:naughty:

[Faith]

In a metro in a layby on the motorway.


Definately need to get some better places done ;) hehehe

[Turtle]

Originally posted by ±Eminem Lover±

. A room with 10 other people in it, all awake, and one witha video camara, now that was funny, me and this guy were shagging and just chatting wiv all there other people while being filmed...mad!


Surely that would qualify as amateur porn?

And dammit, where's the video?!

[Necros]

well lets see,

mmm,

swimming pool, (in disney land I should add)
park both night and day
bus
ad oral sex infront of the bar at a nearby night club, (used to be called club vision but now has closed Harmless should know where I mean)

[Sera]

New addition - In my guidance teacher's spare bedroom :D

[Lacy]

Toys R Us loading bay, on the side of an A road, Asda car park, cinema...watching erm Legally Blonde i believe!, Burger King toilets, on some stairs in a club...erm thats bout it really! :D

[Harmless]

Originally posted by Necros

ad oral sex infront of the bar at a nearby night club, (used to be called club vision but now has closed Harmless should know where I mean)


Lol, you old dirty dog....Or was that her?;) ;)

Yep I sure do, its now called the "Walker about" (You should go there some time, very good but its 21 bar/pub)

Nope my only strange place has been in a pub car park. Was so drunk can't even recall we had sex, Oh the shame of it!

[Necros]

Originally posted by Harmless



Lol, you old dirty dog....Or was that her?;) ;)

Yep I sure do, its now called the "Walker about" (You should go there some time, very good but its 21 bar/pub)



Supprisingly it was her who started it (I will admit it normally would have been me)

The walkabout is pretty good, it's much bigger then it looks outside, suprisingly good food as well,

[Harmless]

The walkabout is pretty good, it's much bigger then it looks outside, suprisingly good food as well,

I know, I had "Skippie" & Crocodile meat there, plus the chips are very nice!:D

Supprisingly it was her who started it (I will admit it normally would have been me

Why does that not surprise me about Croydon girls....:D :p

[Necros]

how was the meat, I havent had a chance to try it yet?????

[Harmless]

Originally posted by Necros
how was the meat, I havent had a chance to try it yet?????

Nice but kinda strange, Crocodile tasted like Fish almost, I can't quite put my finger on the taste of it!

Guess it's a cross between Meat & fish. And Skippie was okay, bit to rich for my liking!

you should try it tho!:)

[barbie]

Originally posted by ±Eminem Lover±


Ummmm proberly.

And the video.....thats the problem, my mate still has it and he could be showing it 2 anyone...im scared!

Oh and another place 2 add which has just happned last night=
. Metal stairs under a lampost with a shit load of skaters about shouting "go on my son!" and i have such huge bruises on my knees now :(
~XXX~
Classy.

[One Nad Brad]

Well, I was getting a bj :D: while driving in the US on Interstate 95- she apparently had needs of her own and before I could pull over, had climbed onto my lap and started doing me :o and asked me not to stop. Luckily it was 3am, but still it took forever with me trying to see where I was going and not run into something! Finally had to pull over and bend her over. . .:naughty:

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by One Nad Brad
Well, I was getting a bj :D: while driving in the US on Interstate 95- she apparently had needs of her own and before I could pull over, had climbed onto my lap and started doing me :o and asked me not to stop. Luckily it was 3am, but still it took forever with me trying to see where I was going and not run into something! Finally had to pull over and bend her over. . .:naughty:

Prob coz one ball means half the sensation.........

I'd say its disappointing only having one ball smack her ass when doing doggy !!!!!!!!

[angelbabe]

On the sofa :D In the hallway by the kitchen door, then the phone rang, DOH!!! :D on a bus kinda :D

[Irish Male 22 !]

Originally posted by angelbabe
On the sofa :D In the hallway by the kitchen door, then the phone rang, DOH!!! :D on a bus kinda :D

Explain the bus please ???

[Irish Male 22 !]

intrigued tell me more ???


I love eminem too !!!! :D

[barbie]

Originally posted by angelbabe
On the sofa :D In the hallway by the kitchen door, then the phone rang, DOH!!! :D on a bus kinda :D
They're not strange! Apart from the bus one... :naughty:

[One Nad Brad]

Originally posted by Irish Male 22 !


Prob coz one ball means half the sensation.........

:razz: No, actually Bobo has great sensation! Definitely no problems in that department.

I'd say its disappointing only having one ball smack her ass when doing doggy !!!!!!!!

Ahhh but no! This this was before the life changing event! Anyway, ever heard of prosthetics?:thumb: ("We can rebuild him . . .we can make him faster, stronger, better. . .")

[TheFeistyExpert]

the strangest place for me was probably in this deserted car park in the middle of the country this summer it was very interesting, my ass got bitten by midgies. Never again!

[clubrubber]

on the dance floor of a nightclub with about 2000 people around! but because it was so crowded no one noticed!!!!

[Mr_Wobble]

The back garden. My parents back garden on a bright Summer's afternoon (they were away on holiday, and I was looking after the house), and in the hallway at night - which is a bit risky as I have a glass front door! :D

Mr_Wobble ;)

[Sera]

Behind PC World :D

[Kazbo]

Swimming pool, and it's changing rooms, outside in the local park, every room in my ex's house, generally with his mum somewhere in the house, works toilets and storeroom, middle of a club, car a few times and I can't remember any more at the moment!!!;)

[leeseylicious]

*College toilets

as well as
round the back of college
footpath near the college
outside the special needs department at college
balcony overlooking the exam hall
computer room
nightclub carpark

those weren't full sex though

he he i loved college

[Tecknotart]

A Russian submarine it was wicked!!:D

[Britney]

Originally posted by Kazbo
Swimming pool, and it's changing rooms, outside in the local park, every room in my ex's house, generally with his mum somewhere in the house, works toilets and storeroom, middle of a club, car a few times and I can't remember any more at the moment!!!;)

I'd love to do it in a swimming pool. I always thought that when I had a thing going with this guy i worked with...ah well. another time. ;)

[AndyW]

Originally posted by Kazbo
Swimming pool, and it's changing rooms, outside in the local park, every room in my ex's house, generally with his mum somewhere in the house, works toilets and storeroom, middle of a club, car a few times and I can't remember any more at the moment!!!;)

Bah! Beat me to it...was just about to post!
Swimming pool was funny....works store room was cool and the loos! :D

[Carolina]

I've decided after reading this topic my life so far has been pretty run of the mill :)

Mine was Magaluf beach at about 3 in the morning. Was fine until we realised there was some bloke getting a freeview, bastard crept up and sat on a sunbed :rolleyes:

[Britney]

Oh my god what a pervert!!!

Doing it in the loos can't be hygeinic.... :eek2:

My best friend got caught doing it in the loos, but she didn't make it to the cubicle... :o

[Sa-ra-ra-ra]

LOL, yeah, well in that case it's kinda her own fault she got caught!

I had sex in my ex's college... but not in the toilet, in some music room which didn't lock, and if anyone had looked in through the window :eek:

[Simbelyne]

Unisex Toilets in a swanky bar...

[littlemiss17]

well the most strangest place has to be me mums bed and up the school field:)

[zooby]

butlins swimming pool, a graveyard and sand dunes in gran canaria have to be my 3 strangest

[JsT]

Please dont bring up threads from 5 years ago.

[zooby]

what difference does it make? I'm sure there are a lot of new members since then that would contribute,


dont be lame and moan

[1983]

In a hostel's shower in Glasgow. Yes! Hostel!

Time has passed since 2002! [/captain fucking obvious]

[1983]

Disgusting behaviour Becky. I remember when I was having a shower when I stayed in a hostel in London and I kept hearing strange noises from the cubicle next door. It was proper minging to hear! Haha.

Haha, it was on a first date thing, too. :blush: It was with that lad I text the Youngs 'Thou shall have a fishy' lyrics too. Jeez.

[JsT]

Yeah James, don't be lame and moan!
SHUT IT :(

[1983]

Haha, ah so. It's happened, not much you can do about it, part from reap the benefits of being a dirty in the wrong sort of place! We had sex in a room full of all these people staying in another hostel room in the hostel across the street on our second date. There must have been about 14 people there with us.

Was brill. :thumb: He couldn't find his pants! Haha.


HASTY ETA:- This was in the bed of the room we were staying in. Not like, we just did it in the living room, or owt. HA!

[Man Of Kent]

Whilst reading a five year old thread...

[SecretPerson]

In my bed.
In their bed.
On the stairs.
On the sofa.
In my mum's car (I borrowed it). Twice.
In a swimming pool.
In a treehouse (same house as the swimming pool).
In the woods (I drove there and bent her over the warm bonnet).
In the works shower.
In a meeting room at work.

Can't think of anymore.

[MrG]

In my bed.
In their bed.
On the stairs.
On the sofa.
In my mum's car (I borrowed it). Twice.
In a swimming pool.
In a treehouse (same house as the swimming pool).
In the woods (I drove there and bent her over the warm bonnet).
In the works shower.
In a meeting room at work.

Can't think of anymore.

Your bed is a strange place to have had sex?

[1983]

Your bed is a strange place to have had sex?

Maybe it's a waterbed!

[Randomgirl]

This thread is so old, I was a virgin when it was started :p

library btw

[tuity]

Maybe it's a waterbed!

Or they live on a council estate and their bed is actually on the pavement out the front?

[GhostGirl]

In a phone box.

Oh the shame.

[Pixi]

Who cares how old the post is. It's new to me and I enjoyed reading it. If there was a time limit for topics they would crop the old ones.

Ok my oddness is

Outside a mourge
Outside a police station
On a ferry
On a bus
In the garden
College library
At school

Foreplay in many more places from nightclub to work bus.

[MrG]

Someones front door step

[Indrid Cold]

On top of 5 packed computers in a store's storeroom.

Nah, lying :p