Man Of Kent
17-03-2002, 12:49 AM
Our third placed entry comes from Stamford Bridge, the home of the (ahem) "mighty" Blues. It was here that Taricco thought that no-one would see his tackle on Le Saux and thought that the crowd would stand and applaud...rumours are of a flight to Argentina being booked...
For second place, we visit the Boleyn Ground, Upton Park, home of the 'Hammers'. It is at this (ahem) 'magnificent' stadium that we find a certain Mr David James. Now David appears to have visited his barber this week, and had a pretty pattern sculpted from his hair. Still shipped five goals though, fuckwit. But at least the hair will look good in the papers...
And finally our winner. For this we make the long trip 'oop north' to the home of the (ahem) "most passionate" supporters in the land (although we never mention the abyssmally low crowd during the pre Keegan days). On the hallowed turf of St James' Park, Newcastle we find Mr Alan Shearer. Confident swagger, arrogance beyond the call he strides up to slot home a clear winner in the last minute, thus keeping the 'magpie's' slim championship hopes alive. Except things don't quite go to plan. He doesn't even hit the target. ROFLMFAO.
For second place, we visit the Boleyn Ground, Upton Park, home of the 'Hammers'. It is at this (ahem) 'magnificent' stadium that we find a certain Mr David James. Now David appears to have visited his barber this week, and had a pretty pattern sculpted from his hair. Still shipped five goals though, fuckwit. But at least the hair will look good in the papers...
And finally our winner. For this we make the long trip 'oop north' to the home of the (ahem) "most passionate" supporters in the land (although we never mention the abyssmally low crowd during the pre Keegan days). On the hallowed turf of St James' Park, Newcastle we find Mr Alan Shearer. Confident swagger, arrogance beyond the call he strides up to slot home a clear winner in the last minute, thus keeping the 'magpie's' slim championship hopes alive. Except things don't quite go to plan. He doesn't even hit the target. ROFLMFAO.