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Ego
01-02-2002, 02:45 PM
Alot of us here watch alot of sport. What is the funniest thing you've heard in a football stadium (or other sporting event)? I got 2 first:

Villa vs Leicester this year when David Ginola came on (before going off 20mins later). I was sat in the Holte End, loudest bit of Villa Park. As soon as everyone realised he was coming on there was a huge chant of:

He's Fat!
He's French!
He's sat on the bench!
It's Ginola, Ginola!

It was so funny. We repeated it alot during the 15mins he was on. He played quite well - until he had a kick at Wise and got sent off.

On a seperate occasion at Villa Derby (i think) the score was 1-1. Derby had a corner and the ball went over everyone in the Villa area and Steve Stone collected on the other side. He started running up the pitch to start the counter attack when some bloke behind me and my mates shouted, "Run you bald bastard!"
I dunno what it was about it, surprise? Said what 35,000ish Villa fans were thinking? had to be there though I think...

Over to you...

ebb
01-02-2002, 04:21 PM
two chants this season both to tune of walking in a winter wonderland

there's only one graham rix, one graham rix
with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
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there's only one kevin keegan, one kevin keegan,
when the going gets tough,
kevin keegan fucks off
laughing at a keegan blunderland

to 'inbreed norfolk norwich fans'

whats it like to shag your mum, what's it like...........

to millwall in answer to there we are millwall, super millwall song

'you are millwall, shity millwall, you are millwall shity millwall
no-one knows you no-one cares, shity millwall................

to dario gradi upon presentation of a 1000 games medal thing

'1000 games and won fuck all do da do da,
1000 games and won fuck do da do da day

sung at sheff united fans

'have you ever, have you ever, have you ever bought a drink ? have you ever bought a drink ?

got lots more i'll keep em coming

[ 05-02-2002: Message edited by: MarkR ]