nice ways to say FUCK OFF

[faerie]

ok, u may have read one of my posts on the sex board before but now its more the emotional side of my life that needs sorting out! by the way, sorry if this is a long post but i think u need to no all the facts!

we've bin goin out for almost 3 months, and we havent slept together. (however he told everyone we did which more than mildly pissed me off!).
When we're together it seems like a normal relationship, but just recently ive noticed that if my friends ask me anything about him, the answer is always 'i dunno'... the problem being that he just doesnt talk to me!

The truth is, if i wasnt goin out wiv him then i dont think i'd even be friends with him! <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> im trying to change a lot of things about him, which cant be good. ALso, i keep noticing other guys and thinking to myself, 'ooh if only i was single...'

To round it all off, today he hurt my feelings. Hes never done that before. I told him something thats goin on in my life which in my opinion is really quite serious, and upsets me when i talk about it. He cud see i was upset, and yet he tip toed around the subject, showing minimal sympathy or concern, and went on to throw half my portion of chips (my lunch!) to the seagulls!

In conclusion, ive decided that im really too good for the arsehole (which is what my good m8s have bin tellin me all along), and i need to finish it.

He's 18 going on 4 so he might react badly if i dump him in the wrong way... any bright ideas?? <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Sorry about the long post... please help!
Muchos thankyous,

***faerie***
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[thirty somthin]

OK, this guy is either a self-centred arsehole or a thick pratt. Either way, getting anything into his skull sounds like a tall order: There is no way of doing it subtly. Just do it, very much like ripping off a plaster, a swift, fast action. Don't worry about him (emotionally) he is way too self centred to have cared enough to care about you.

Tell him you need to talk, arrange to meet him somewhere public, get the first word in and just say you are not happy in this relationship (which you obviously aren't), and that you would like to end it. Ask a friend to go with you and wait nearby, spend 1 minuite with him then go shopping with your REAL friend.

That's what I'd do...

Let me know how it goes!

Thirty

[Gandalf]

I know what you mean. Men are bastards aren't they! (Which considering i am one, is rather worrying).
I think you hit the nail on the head when you said you were too good for him.

If i were you, i'd dump him. Men that behave like that are idiots and don't deserve to share the same label as blokes like me.

Don't be put off just because of him, most of us are nice blokes and treat you properly, but there are exceptions to the rule.
By the sounds of things, you should end it and start putting yourself out there, to get a better bloke (which shouldn't be too difficult).

Good luck with it.

[Roach.]

Breaking up with a guy who doesn't interest you is the easiest thing you'll ever have to do. They're generally not emotional, unless their ego is somehow deprived by your absence, which is usually not the case.

Picking up on the self-centered tone, just sit him down and shovel a hearty pile of tripe into his ego. He'll enjoy you feeding that to him so much that he'll feel great about you leaving him alone to wallow in his self-worth.

[Justin Sane]

As with what everyone else has said..

Just be blunt and honest with him, I've seen it before were people like him thinking your joking or don't really mean it...

Be blunt, tell him where he stands and don't go back on your word, otherwise he'll end up being more trouble...

From what information you've given he sounds like an arsehole anyway and you can do better, good luck and keep us posted.. <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

[Lord of Little]

The nose??

Why not go one lower and put your kneecap up and through his testicular sack 'til they pop out his nose.

[I'm not really advocating violence BTW, maybe you could ask him if there's anything he'd like to share first]

[RubberSkin]

YOU: "Why don't we go back to your place and you can slip into something more comfortable."

HIM: "Yeah, like what?"

YOU: "A fucking coma."

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[Baby Bio]

this plan of decking him probably wont work im afraid. last time a girl punched me her fist literraly bounced off me. i finished what i was saying to my mate, then turned round and asked her what she wanted. her face was classic - like she cudnt work out why i wasnt writhing in pain on the floor.
oh, and u cud have a GBH charge hanging over u, coz if a girl punched me i wudnt wait to get plod onto her <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

[Marmite]

Originally posted by Thefairmelissa:
Instructions on how to hit a bloke properly:
1. stand with feet apart for stability.
2. draw back fist to side of your waist.
3. shoot it out as quickly and powerfully as you can.
4. aim for his nose.


Nooooooooo!

Ensure feet apart one slightly forward but not too far cause you can unbalance yourself.

Never draw your arm back, it indicates an impending strike. Bring your fist smartly up form your side and do not swing your arm, keep it straight. The power comes from a twisting motion of your torso and not a swing of the arm.

Quick and powerfull is good but remember power from the body, step forward to maintain balance and momentum.

Not the nose, never strike the face unless you are skilled as you can damage your own hand. The skull is the strongest part of the body. Go for a good strong gut shot with a fist then knee him in the face as he doubles over. If you must strike the head use a palm strike to minimise damage to yourself.

Oh and always kick a man a few times while he is down, lessons his chances of getting up again quick as you flee!

edited to say, on a serious note, there is no way to say F off nicely and a woman hit me once, i arrested her and she got community service and a hefty fine <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ 22-01-2002: Message edited by: Marmite ]

[Alistair]

Originally posted by Marmite:
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edited to say, on a serious note, there is no way to say F off nicely and a woman hit me once, i arrested her and she got community service and a hefty fine <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ 22-01-2002: Message edited by: Marmite ]</STRONG>

Yes but you probably weren't a right bastard to her - sounds like this guy would be getting what he deserves!

[Marmite]

Originally posted by Alistair:
Yes but you probably weren't a right bastard to her

Hey it's me!

[Alistair]

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[faerie]

ok, thanks for all ur good (if not violent) advice.

I've decided that the weekend is too long to wait, (i was gunna tell him to his face cos its a bit of a bitch thing to do to break the news over the fone aint it?) and I know for a fact that he's ringin me later so i'm gunna do it then. I dont care about bein a bitch now, hes been insensetive to me enough times! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

So, he's callin me bout 9ish and I shall break it to him politely yet firmly that we just arent working out and I think we shud finish it. If he gets nasty, dont worry i give what i get! <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0">

I also figured that this way if he's mean to me I can just go and pull on friday nite when hes at work <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">

sssooooooo, wish me luck! <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
If nothing extremely terrible has happened i'll write later and tell u everything, hehe!

***faerie***

[Kermit]

Hehe, be as blunt as possible, and do go out and pull Friuday night. But preferably make sure he sees you doing it <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

[wuckFit]

The actual nice way to say fuck off is, "go fourth and multiply" just say that and you will be saying fuck off the polite way.

If not just tell him straight, hes a wank and a shite shag,only kidding just tell him that you dont love him anymore. Dont beat around the bush. Good luck anywho <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">