bad times

[Genie]

Does anyone have some really bad sex stories?? I remember my first time was terrible!! i was with this bloke and I'd invited him back to my house...we ended up in bed and obviously one thing led to another....he was on top and obvioulsy thought his cock was inside me but it was actually caught between by bum cheeks and the matress! I was so embarrased as it was my first time that I didn't want to say anything!! He realised in the end and made up for his mistake....we never spoke of that situation again and broke up shortly after!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">

[Dragon]

My parents had gone out for the night, my sister was in her room and my long term g/f came round for the evening. When my parents got home my car was outside, so was hers and no lights on in the house. My sister was in bed and the telly was on quietly in my room. Instead of knocking my old man opened the door to my room turned on the light and said hi. There I was with my g/f's legs wrapped round me both going at like god knows what!!! I laughed like a drain after and she was soo embarassed.

Although I bet my dad had good dreams that night!!!

[Genie]

haha, that's well funny.

Actually that reminds me....i was giving my ex a BJ in his kitchen and his mum walked in....i couldn't look at her in the face for ages after that!

[Dragon]

What did you say when she walked in???? (or did you have a mouthful?!?!?)

[bluey]

o god i have actually been cought at work having sex bad move!!

[Dragon]

but you're still there!!! where was it and what did they say??

[Genie]

I didn't say anything, just went bright red!! she quickly walked out the room so i didn't have the chance to say anything anyway!!

Originally posted by Dragon:
What did you say when she walked in???? (or did you have a mouthful?!?!?)

[bluey]

um nothing much just got a verbal they were very leniant i think they would have joined in given the chance!

[ennajojo]

well i aint acctually been caught having sex, but my bfs mum knocked on the door and asked us 2 quiet down cos people were trying to sleep!!! omg that was quite embarrasing!!

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no man is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry....

[Dragon]

have I read a story about you Bluey in some porn mag?!?!?!?!

[Justin Sane]

I've got a pretty amusing one...

Me and a few mates went out clubbing and when the club shut we decided to head back to my mates house and continue the party, 6 of us arrived back at my mates house and all headed upstairs to the bedroom and all got into bed, we where all talking and laughing and stuff for a few hours when I decided to go downstairs and get some rest... karen, a good friend of mine decided to follow shortly after and got onto the couch with me, started off just cuddling and then we ended up getting turned on well, one thing lead to another...

Anyway, about half way through we heard a bit of banging upstairs and she felt uncomfortable with it all and so decided to cook some chips (I have no idea why...) so with her wearing just a short t-shirt and myself a t-shirt and a condom we headed next door to the kitchen to make them chips... as the chips started cooking we started making out again on the kitchen table, unknown to me another friend of mine (Anne-Maire) decided she was thirsty and wandered down to get a drink and walked in on us...

"ohhhhh my gawwwwd.. all I can see is ass!" etc. while we both tried to get some clothes on and this followed with her laughing repeadidly!