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Misplaced Soul
11-08-2001, 02:50 PM
Has anyone got any good wanking tips i know how to do it but i just wanna try different ways of doing it so anyone Whats ur favourite way of wanking? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

inthemix
12-08-2001, 10:39 PM
Here tis is what i tried once! I really enjoyed!! Its proberly the closest thing to real sex.

If you have a condom or small sandwich bag get some lube (vasaline) and place it on your penis. You can then put a pillo under you bed matrass and slide your penis between the pillow and matrass, just use your pelvis movements to slowly and gently have the bed doggy style. and the good thing is you can cum in the bag or condom. NO MESS AT ALL

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Misplaced Soul
12-08-2001, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by inthemix:
Here tis is what i tried once! I really enjoyed!! Its proberly the closest thing to real sex.

If you have a condom or small sandwich bag get some lube (vasaline) and place it on your penis. You can then put a pillo under you bed matrass and slide your penis between the pillow and matrass, just use your pelvis movements to slowly and gently have the bed doggy style. and the good thing is you can cum in the bag or condom. NO MESS AT ALL



thanx. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"> i bet u ppl think im weird <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

Tongue
13-08-2001, 07:24 PM
Hey, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

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Cybertronic-Toy 2015
16-08-2001, 05:10 AM
I found a guud way is to rub some body/hand cream into your hands and then rub the head. Or get some wet toilet paper and wrap it arround your penis the telt it dry a bit and then just moove the casing up and down and u will cum in the toilet paper so it don't matter or u could put on a condom first. Hope I have helped <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">

Akasha Ruth
16-08-2001, 01:11 PM
i take it ur a guy.. shame that... i was gonna give u some wanking tips for a woman..x

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Genie
16-08-2001, 01:34 PM
Yeah...how do you blokes like a women to give you a wank??? Obviously I know what to do but I don't know if my technique is good enough!!!

DemonK1d
20-08-2001, 09:19 PM
Hey have u ever tried wrm apple pie it's great or o i've heard.

Girl-From-Mars
20-08-2001, 11:17 PM
oh god, yes we all watched american pie demonk1d, thats nothing new... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">

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Chocoholic
22-08-2001, 09:34 AM
I'm very, very scared (just read post by inthemix).

badben
22-08-2001, 09:49 AM
I have kicked the habit now but I used to get a nice melon, carve out a suitable hole and shag it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> ......great no strings attached sex .

don't be scared of inthemix's post. It is probably something that most adolecsents would try.... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">

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Chocoholic
22-08-2001, 05:57 PM
Without meaning to sound really, really bitchy.... I can't help thinking you're all a little sad. Shagging Melons??? Jeez. Sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone.

Choc xxx

Chocoholic
22-08-2001, 06:02 PM
And did I mention desperate?

Seriously though, I don't mean to offend. I'm just surprised you've admitted to it. I bet most blokes spend a lot of time, er, melon carving, but won't admit to it!! I'll have to ask my boyf his opinions on that one...

Luv Choc xxx

badben
23-08-2001, 09:21 AM
No offence taken.....I was about 13 at the time but like I say I've been through re-hab and haven't deviated again since.

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Balddog
23-08-2001, 02:08 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Melons.....priceless stuff here

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Chocoholic
23-08-2001, 05:05 PM
Sounds like you don't need us girls!!! Jeez.... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> I mean, why bother with all the emotional hassle if a condom and some vaseline or a melon will do just fine?

Choc xxx

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the_Paranoid_bunny
23-08-2001, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Chocoholic:
Without meaning to sound really, really bitchy.... I can't help thinking you're all a little sad

ffs Chocoholic, (nearly) everyone masturbates!

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Chocoholic
23-08-2001, 11:12 PM
I didn't mean that men are sad for masturbating, NO! It's quite a turn on to watch.... Ah-hem! That's another topic!!! But I do think it's sad that you go the lengths that you do to get a kick. Carving melons and humping matresses? Oh-er!!!!

Luv Choc xxx

Balddog
23-08-2001, 11:21 PM
Carving melons and humping matresses? Oh-er!!!!

Ive heard rumours that girls use pretty much anything that resembles a phallus..fruit and veg aint just for men...cucumbers, bananas etc <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">

Misplaced Soul
24-08-2001, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Balddog:
Ive heard rumours that girls use pretty much anything that resembles a phallus..fruit and veg aint just for men...cucumbers, bananas etc <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">


True true but not just fruit i heard of a girl using a remote control anyway this is not what the topic is here it's different ways of getting off not if they r sad or not if they am good ill like dem <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> so shut choc
i bet u masturbate girls do it as much as boys do and that a fact <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">

Carriage Return
24-08-2001, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Misplaced Soul:
Has anyone got any good wanking tips i know how to do it but i just wanna try different ways of doing it so anyone Whats ur favourite way of wanking? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Wanking is a bit like sex really. (no, really?) Theres different kinds for different situations, all different, but most of the good.

A quick hold your breath 5 minute 5 knuckle shuffle in the loos at work can be fun.

The lazy summer afternoon - go out onto the downs, where the grass is waist high. Wade in from the path at least 10 meters, take a zig-zag route. Sunbathe whilst tossing off lightly, watching the small fluffy clouds pass by over head, enjoy the light tickling of the grass.

The sleepless night - hold your sleeping partner close to you while gently stroking. think of how much you love each other.

Making love to yourself.
Set aside about 3 hours when you wont be disturbed ideally on a warm afternoon (not hot) open the windows, close the curtains. Make the bed, get your lube (KY if you can't get anything better) and kitchen paper. Light scented candles, soft music if you like. Undress. Lie on your back. I find heels close (about 5cm) together
and knees apart, making a square, very comfortable. Relax.
Try using both hands to enclose the whole length of your shaft,
try stroking the underside with just your fingertips with the fingertips,
swirl your palm on the head while pumping firmly with the other hand.
Use spit with the lube to get it really slick
explore your body with the "spare" hand - hold or rub your balls (I find thumb and forefinger around the base, other 3 fingers cradling balls while the other hand performs long slow strokes very nice).
stroke your nipples, eyelids, lips, tongue, neck. Try rubbing, squeezing, gentle pulling, tugging of balls, nipples ears and penis.
This is about you, so don't fantasise, concentrate on giving yourself pleasure, don't rush, you don't have to come, you don't have to stop when you do, just carry on until you are satisfied. I usually take about 2 hours (I set aside 3 so I don't feel any pressure). Just lie back and relax for the next half hour or so. Strip the bed, get clean sheets, put the old to wash. Do the washing up. Run the Vaccuum cleaner around the house. Have a shower then get dressed.
Empty the bins.




[This message has been edited by Carriage Return (edited 24-08-2001).]

HunBun
25-08-2001, 04:00 PM
bloody hell.

when i think of blokes masturbating its usually just a normal boring quick wank.

but talk about complicated!! im never gonna look at a man in the same way again......!!

Burn*Baby
25-08-2001, 05:04 PM
Hell it seems like u guys don't need us girls around <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">

seriously, I've always wondered - why do u like girls 2 give u handjobs? cos u can do it ureselves! U're probably more practised and we're not as good, so.... is there any point in us getting u off when u can do it ureself?

I'm sooo confused!

x
Baby

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Girl-From-Mars
25-08-2001, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Burn*Baby:
seriously, I've always wondered - why do u like girls 2 give u handjobs? cos u can do it ureselves! U're probably more practised and we're not as good, so.... is there any point in us getting u off when u can do it ureself?

thats like thinking that girls have no need for guys to finger them and stuff coz we can do it ourselves... well yes a lot of the time, but its always nice for someone else to do it. kinda the same thing i think. more of a turn on than doing it yourself.

an ex of mine once said that i was as good at doing it to him as he was himself, better sometimes <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> hehe... practice makes perfect! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">

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Carriage Return
26-08-2001, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by HunBun:
bloody hell.

when i think of blokes masturbating its usually just a normal boring quick wank.

crikey, it is normally. He was after tips for "specials" <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"> (wasn't he?)


but talk about complicated!!
Good job I didn't mention milk bottles, chess sets, Selotape, liver, cows hearts or digestive biscuits, innit <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">

im never gonna look at a man in the same way again......!!
Good - every time someone loses a preconception, a fairy gets hir wings <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"> . About 3% of blokes have given themselves blow-jobs (99% have tried...)

From my limited intelligence on fingering (I tried it once), I would guess its pretty much the same each time - 20 minutes of high RSI risk activity that only gets anywhere one time in ten. I would not be at all surprised to discover that this is not the case.

[This message has been edited by Carriage Return (edited 26-08-2001).]

Carriage Return
26-08-2001, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Burn*Baby:


seriously, I've always wondered - why do u like girls 2 give u handjobs? cos u can do it ureselves! U're probably more practised and we're not as good, so.... is there any point in us getting u off when u can do it ureself?


coz guys are lazy, and all that arm action is a pain <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
coz you can never surprise yourself (well, not often) <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">
coz its hard to go slow when you "want" to go fast, and its hard to carry on when you "want" to stop. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">
coz your arm and little richard are both connected to you body you can only get a really limited range of movement/pressure

but no 1 reason,
coz it is really nice to share something as intimate with someone you care for. (ahhh...)

charley
26-08-2001, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Carriage Return:

Originally posted by Misplaced Soul:
[b]Has anyone got any good wanking tips i know how to do it but i just wanna try different ways of doing it so anyone Whats ur favourite way of wanking? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Wanking is a bit like sex really. (no, really?) Theres different kinds for different situations, all different, but most of the good.

A quick hold your breath 5 minute 5 knuckle shuffle in the loos at work can be fun.

The lazy summer afternoon - go out onto the downs, where the grass is waist high. Wade in from the path at least 10 meters, take a zig-zag route. Sunbathe whilst tossing off lightly, watching the small fluffy clouds pass by over head, enjoy the light tickling of the grass.

The sleepless night - hold your sleeping partner close to you while gently stroking. think of how much you love each other.

Making love to yourself.
Set aside about 3 hours when you wont be disturbed ideally on a warm afternoon (not hot) open the windows, close the curtains. Make the bed, get your lube (KY if you can't get anything better) and kitchen paper. Light scented candles, soft music if you like. Undress. Lie on your back. I find heels close (about 5cm) together
and knees apart, making a square, very comfortable. Relax.
Try using both hands to enclose the whole length of your shaft,
try stroking the underside with just your fingertips with the fingertips,
swirl your palm on the head while pumping firmly with the other hand.
Use spit with the lube to get it really slick
explore your body with the "spare" hand - hold or rub your balls (I find thumb and forefinger around the base, other 3 fingers cradling balls while the other hand performs long slow strokes very nice).
stroke your nipples, eyelids, lips, tongue, neck. Try rubbing, squeezing, gentle pulling, tugging of balls, nipples ears and penis.
This is about you, so don't fantasise, concentrate on giving yourself pleasure, don't rush, you don't have to come, you don't have to stop when you do, just carry on until you are satisfied. I usually take about 2 hours (I set aside 3 so I don't feel any pressure). Just lie back and relax for the next half hour or so. Strip the bed, get clean sheets, put the old to wash. Do the washing up. Run the Vaccuum cleaner around the house. Have a shower then get dressed.
Empty the bins.
B]

fuckin hell!! talk about detailed. but has anyone out there got any cool tips for us girlies...?

Burn*Baby
26-08-2001, 03:11 PM
Yeah, all u guys seem 2 have it all - melons, pillows... chess sets (?! how? what?)...

But what bout us girls, huh?


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Carriage Return
26-08-2001, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Burn*Baby:
Yeah, all u guys seem 2 have it all - melons, pillows... chess sets (?! how? what?)...

But what bout us girls, huh?



weeeeeeelllll, the chess set one would be quite applicable, as would most of the last two that I actually mentioned.

Burn*Baby
26-08-2001, 08:30 PM
lol @ CR, well i'll use my imagination...

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Misplaced Soul
29-08-2001, 10:28 PM
Well thank u all for ur tips but i think ill just stick too my normal way sorry to have bothered u <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"> lol Ill post some more things i need help on soon! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> :P <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">

wizkid
18-11-2007, 04:08 PM
Sounds like you don't need us girls!!! Jeez.... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> I mean, why bother with all the emotional hassle if a condom and some vaseline or a melon will do just fine?

Choc xxx

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We need u girls in sex, if we didnt have u girls for sex, then we would all never be satified, cuz everything to do wiv jacking off is to do wiv a girl wiv thats porn or from prvious experience (well unless the guy is gay), but mainly we do need u girls for sex, sex is much better wiv a girl than on ur own

JsT
18-11-2007, 04:34 PM
Dont post in dead threads.

SuzyCreamcheese
18-11-2007, 04:54 PM
this is an excellent thread and should be made a sticky (no pun)

Jim V
19-11-2007, 10:50 AM
Might be best to have another similar thread started again Suzy, given the age of the thread and that a lot of the users have moved on (not to mention you get all those broken smiley links) could be better to start it off again and see how it goes. Feel free to if you want, and don't be shy in repeating some of the advice.